hawkprey
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Hawkprey is a confused Ravens lover who is, thankfully, not indicative of the overall fan base.
A scab and lifetime front-runner, Hawkprey scours the internet sniffing out common sense and good judgment to clear the boards of any remaining decency. Read on and find out why!
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The tale of Hawkprey begins with a bump. He was dropped on his head by the doctor, but thankfully the end the doctor thought was his head was actually his butt. Things got tougher for the little scamp. He was born out of wedlock and locked out on Wednesday.
Regardless, in school he became the happy-go-lucky class clown. But Hawkprey's life went quickly downhill after failing Clown College, where he spent most of class time distracting the other students.
A lover, a fighter, but mostly an alcoholic, Hawkprey's disillusionment with the world stems from his misunderstanding of the candy "Mike and Ikes".
Lost alone in a world of candy named after people and people named Candy, Hawprey found temporary solace by deriving an alphabet where every letter is spelled wrong.
But above all else, the forecast for Hawkprey's future is partly sunny. He found the organization The Ravens and hasn't looked back despite all the good advice he received. He's going to root for the team he said he would, even if he needs a friend to point at the screen which one they are.
A scab and lifetime front-runner, Hawkprey scours the internet sniffing out common sense and good judgment to clear the boards of any remaining decency. Read on and find out why!
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The tale of Hawkprey begins with a bump. He was dropped on his head by the doctor, but thankfully the end the doctor thought was his head was actually his butt. Things got tougher for the little scamp. He was born out of wedlock and locked out on Wednesday.
Regardless, in school he became the happy-go-lucky class clown. But Hawkprey's life went quickly downhill after failing Clown College, where he spent most of class time distracting the other students.
A lover, a fighter, but mostly an alcoholic, Hawkprey's disillusionment with the world stems from his misunderstanding of the candy "Mike and Ikes".
Lost alone in a world of candy named after people and people named Candy, Hawprey found temporary solace by deriving an alphabet where every letter is spelled wrong.
But above all else, the forecast for Hawkprey's future is partly sunny. He found the organization The Ravens and hasn't looked back despite all the good advice he received. He's going to root for the team he said he would, even if he needs a friend to point at the screen which one they are.
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