Im Bored

[ravens world]

No football how could i go on lol but i am so bored i love baseball and all actually more than football ok there a tie but football is flatout the best sport to watch and play. I just cant wait i dunno wat to do till football starts up oh and schools over. Im just bored can someone tell me what i should do cause i am extremally bored .

[ZIBBY28]

useless fact: More people are killed by falling coconuts than shark attacks each year.

[Moderator 2]

Its 2 am--go to bed!

[bce086]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' post='201621' date='Jun 19 2009, 02:00 AM']useless fact: More people are killed by falling coconuts than shark attacks each year.[/quote]


no way this cant be true... is it? lol

[Reddawn36]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' post='201621' date='Jun 19 2009, 02:00 AM']useless fact: More people are killed by falling coconuts than shark attacks each year.[/quote]

i believe it, its the damn tourists that always want to sit in the shade..... with a good view of the coconut...... and thats sometimes the last view they ever see

[#1 D]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' post='201621' date='Jun 19 2009, 02:00 AM']useless fact: More people are killed by falling coconuts than shark attacks each year.[/quote]

hahahahaha wow!

[Guest Moderator 5]

[quote name='ravens world' post='201614' date='Jun 19 2009, 01:07 AM']No football how could i go on lol but i am so bored i love baseball and all actually more than football ok there a tie but football is flatout the best sport to watch and play. I just cant wait i dunno wat to do till football starts up oh and schools over. Im just bored can someone tell me what i should do cause i am extremally bored .[/quote]

Go to Wikipedia and learn some stuff. Like the rise and fall of the Roman Empire.

Learn Italian.

Teach yourself how to cook.

Teach yourself the basics of Quantum Physics.

Learn how to play the guitar. Or if you already know that, the piano.

[thewarden86]

Here's a home remedy for ya:

Have a bit of a cough? Take a couple laxatives and you'll be too afraid to cough.

Here endeth a lesson.


I have another joke, but it's not appropriate here.

[Reddawn36]

[quote name='thewarden86' post='201721' date='Jun 19 2009, 11:49 AM']Here's a home remedy for ya:

Have a bit of a cough? Take a couple laxatives and you'll be too afraid to cough.

Here endeth a lesson.


I have another joke, but it's not appropriate here. [/quote]

is it one of those jokes, where the asteriks (*) are more common than the actual words to the joke?

[thewarden86]

[quote name='Reddawn36' post='201730' date='Jun 19 2009, 12:10 PM']is it one of those jokes, where the asteriks (*) are more common than the actual words to the joke?[/quote]

There are no dirty words actually. Only the dirty thought.

[darklight1216]

More people are killed by bee stings than snake bites.

If you grab a rat by it's tail, the tail will come off.

[thewarden86]

A good way to avoid arguing with a woman over the position of the toilet seat is to just pee in the sink.

[darklight1216]

[quote name='thewarden86' post='201886' date='Jun 19 2009, 05:55 PM']A good way to avoid arguing with a woman over the position of the toilet seat is to just pee in the sink.[/quote]
That is so disgusting. The best way is actually to just put the seat down when you're finished.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='darklight1216' post='201891' date='Jun 19 2009, 06:00 PM']That is so disgusting. The best way is actually to just put the seat down when you're finished. [/quote]

See. A man still can't win.

[darklight1216]

[quote name='thewarden86' post='201895' date='Jun 19 2009, 06:04 PM']See. A man still can't win. [/quote]
If someone is peeing into the sink, no one wins.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='darklight1216' post='201902' date='Jun 19 2009, 06:16 PM']If someone is peeing into the sink, no one wins.[/quote]

Well played Darklight. Well played.

[Moderator 2]

[quote name='thewarden86' post='201886' date='Jun 19 2009, 05:55 PM']A good way to avoid arguing with a woman over the position of the toilet seat is to just pee in the sink.[/quote]
I feel sorry for your wife


An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet

[BmoreRav]

Uncle Phil, from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, did the voice of Shredder in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.

[MKdave]

[quote name='Moderator 2' post='202011' date='Jun 20 2009, 05:32 AM']An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet[/quote]

Your toothbrush has more bacteria on it than your toilet brush.
I think we know what to do now... That means you Warden.

[MKdave]

The chances of being hit by lightning 7 times is 22 septillion to one, and it happened to this man:

[img]http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/imagesroy-2dsullivan.jpg[/img]

1942: Sullivan was hit for the first time when he was in a fire lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he lost a nail on his big toe.

* 1969: The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his eyebrows.

* 1970: The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard.

* 1972: The next hit happened in a ranger station. The strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of water with him. He also started to believe that some higher power was trying to kill him, according to a 1989 St. Petersburg Times article.

* August 7, 1973: A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire.

* June 5, 1974: Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. It came after he tried unsuccessfully to outrun a cloud he thought was following him.

* June 25, 1977: The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest and stomach.

He killed himself in 1983.

[BloodRaven]

[quote name='thewarden86' post='201886' date='Jun 19 2009, 04:55 PM']A good way to avoid arguing with a woman over the position of the toilet seat is to just pee in the sink.[/quote]

Thats why your towels are such a terrible yellow.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='BloodRaven' post='202035' date='Jun 20 2009, 06:53 AM']Thats why your towels are such a terrible yellow.[/quote]

DOH! Harsh! Too harsh.

[berad]

[quote name='MKdave' post='202034' date='Jun 20 2009, 06:03 AM']The chances of being hit by lightning 7 times is 22 septillion to one, and it happened to this man:[/quote]

Reminds me of Benjamin Button

[MKdave]

[quote name='berad' post='202082' date='Jun 20 2009, 08:30 PM']Reminds me of Benjamin Button[/quote]

Was that good? I was going to go see it, but then I saw how long it was and saw 'Bolt 3-D' instead. Worst decision i've made. Ever.

[darklight1216]

[quote name='MKdave' post='202085' date='Jun 20 2009, 03:41 PM']Was that good? I was going to go see it, but then I saw how long it was and saw 'Bolt 3-D' instead. Worst decision i've made. Ever.[/quote]
That whole "Starring Miley Cyrus" thing didn't tip you off?

[MKdave]

[quote name='darklight1216' post='202089' date='Jun 20 2009, 08:54 PM']That whole "Starring Miley Cyrus" thing didn't tip you off?[/quote]

I didn't know Miley Cyrus was in it until I was in there.

[ravens world]

Wow this thread turned into an education channel lol but what does any of these so called facts have to do with me being bored how will these facts get me to football season. But i will try some of those things you recommended mod 6 or 5 i guess i will teach my self how to cook and play the piano.

[McBurks]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' post='201621' date='Jun 19 2009, 02:00 AM']useless fact: More people are killed by falling coconuts than shark attacks each year.[/quote]

I thought it was vending machines that kill more people.

[Ed_Reed_Pick_Six]

I'm watching late night TV rubbish, and I'm highly bored!

[thewarden86]

[quote name='ravens world' post='202485' date='Jun 22 2009, 02:16 AM']Wow this thread turned into an education channel lol but what does any of these so called facts have to do with me being bored how will these facts get me to football season. But i will try some of those things you recommended mod 6 or 5 i guess i will teach my self how to cook and play the piano.[/quote]


You left it open eneded. This is what you get.