I Hate Dachshunds!

[PurpleClawsOfFURY]

I'm sorry but i need to just complain... i'm going crazy


My girlfriend has this stupid little Dachshund and she thinks its the cutest little thing but it's just a ugly oversized rat that just licks her face making me not even wanna touch her because i've seen that dog licking its butt and other hole till no end. I cannot sleep over my girlfriends house because the dog pitter patters on the floor for 8 hours straight and when i put it outside the room it scratches the door and whines until she lets it in. When its on the bed it plows between her and I when we are cuddling and it smells bad. Also it has to lick and lick and lick and lick and lick while i'm trying to sleep but all i can hear is SLURP SLURP SLURP. When my girlfriend and i wrestle or mess around the bed the dog will bark at me like i'm killing her. This dog has almost ruined the relationship between me and her and i honeslty love her to death we've been best friends for 4 years and dating for 1. We're so alike and everything is perfect except for this dog.. I'm honestly considering hiring a hit man... Especially now that the little **** is pregnant.

i feel better now

[Moderator 2]

The dog or your girlfriend pregnant?

I hate big dogs, I got mauled by a rottie twice.

[ravens27]

I have one named Amber, she is 9 months old. I think they are the coolest dogs ever, they are so sweet.

[mjccia]

[quote name='PurpleClawsOfFURY' post='148624' date='Feb 1 2009, 11:30 PM']I'm sorry but i need to just complain... i'm going crazy


My girlfriend has this stupid little Dachshund and she thinks its the cutest little thing but it's just a ugly oversized rat that just licks her face making me not even wanna touch her because i've seen that dog licking its butt and other hole till no end. I cannot sleep over my girlfriends house because the dog pitter patters on the floor for 8 hours straight and when i put it outside the room it scratches the door and whines until she lets it in. When its on the bed it plows between her and I when we are cuddling and it smells bad. Also it has to lick and lick and lick and lick and lick while i'm trying to sleep but all i can hear is SLURP SLURP SLURP. When my girlfriend and i wrestle or mess around the bed the dog will bark at me like i'm killing her. This dog has almost ruined the relationship between me and her and i honeslty love her to death we've been best friends for 4 years and dating for 1. We're so alike and everything is perfect except for this dog.. I'm honestly considering hiring a hit man... Especially now that the little **** is pregnant.

i feel better now[/quote]

wow if you remove like 30 words out of that post you really get an interesting story....probably violate code of conduct though

I had the same issue i would push my ex-GF cat off the bed so it wouldn't sit on my head while sleeping and it was always an issue between us.

[Sherb]

lmfao

[Moderator 3]

Ah, dogs. A new form of birth control.

[PurpleClawsOfFURY]

Well apparently the little rat won't live much longer becuase they have bad spines that are fragile. The damn thing jumps on and off the bed 50 times a day. AND i push it off the bed and sometimes pick it up and drop it cuz of my Braylon Edwards hands