Some Humor To Lighten The Mood

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1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Ray Lewis's computer. Ray Lewis is always in control.

2. Ray Lewis can sneeze with his eyes open.

3. Ray Lewis can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

4. Ray Lewis destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

5. Ray Lewis can kill two stones with one bird.

6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ray Lewis.

7. Ray Lewis is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

8. When Ray Lewis does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

9. Ray Lewis can slam a revolving door.

10. Ray Lewis once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one

11. Ray Lewis has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

12. It takes Ray Lewis 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

13. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ray Lewis pajamas

[Ed_Reed20]

LOL!

[RoflDogs]

Meh, they are all old, originated from Chuck Norris jokes

[raylewismvp]

HAHA HE WATCHES 60 minutes in 20 minutes HAHA!!!! and the one about poker haha! and the one about waldo hiding HAHA!

[ravensheap]

HAHAHAHAHA!! That's great!! And so true Thanks

[Ravens52]

lol, number one is funny but I've heard the rest from the Chuck Norris jokes.

[catty112]

Hahaha awesome

I feel like most of these are just old covnerted Chuck Norris jokes but

Ray Lewis > Chuck Norris... hands down

[1/28/01]

[quote name='catty112' post='140864' date='Jan 19 2009, 02:18 PM']Hahaha awesome

I feel like most of these are just old covnerted Chuck Norris jokes but

Ray Lewis > Chuck Norris... hands down[/quote]

Either way, funny stuff

[tweety]

"Slam a revolving door"

[WACKO4FLACC0]

Heard some before but still alot were hilarious.

[catty112]

[quote name='1/28/01' post='140868' date='Jan 19 2009, 02:19 PM']Either way, funny stuff [/quote]


Defiantly!! Not knocking you at all! I defiantly was chuckling at the office lol

[TSizzle00]

old but I love em lol

[superd]

LMAO I got Ray Ray taking out Chuck Norris anyday

[macbrak]

14.) Chuck Norris once round house kicked Ray Lewis. That's why the season of Walker Texas Ranger ended...

[raven46]

nice