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16 hours ago, K-Dog said:

Nor should it be. 

Lets shut this joint down with a little class. 

Im going for as little as possible

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20 hours ago, Deflated Football said:

So since us guys have to post shirtless pics, I think it's only fair you tell us your age? 

Man, don't you know you never, ever ask a woman their age. You always guess and subtract 10 years to be on the safe side.

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19 hours ago, OriolesMagicPlease said:

Of course it doesn't. But it is strongly encouraged. :)

Sorry, but nobody's gonna want to see any of my junk.

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1 hour ago, Rav'n Maniac said:

Man, don't you know you never, ever ask a woman their age. You always guess and subtract 10 years to be on the safe side.

Lol. Good system! And never ask her weight either. :D

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5 minutes ago, OriolesMagicPlease said:

Wow. Chickening out already?:P

No. 

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I believe there are 4 stages a beer drinking man's gut goes through as he ages. 

Stage 1 - 6 pack abs: (This is where he's a premy, yet chugging along that long road. Power drinking begins to become an art form)

Stage 2 - beer belly:   (This is where he becomes rubbery in the midsection and the jello theme songs kick in)

Stage 3 - half kegger: (This is where he begins showing serious protrusion & gets crushed by that Pillsbury Doughboy syndrome. Women begin poking his gut with their finger and laughing hysterically after)

Stage 4 -The Kegger: (This is where his pants fold over in the front, even though he's wearing a belt. This is also where he can't see his feet anymore, or anything else below his waste) 

 

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29 minutes ago, Rav'n Maniac said:

I believe there are 4 stages a beer drinking man's gut goes through as he ages. 

Stage 1 - 6 pack abs: (This is where he's a premy, yet chugging along that long road. Power drinking begins to become an art form)

Stage 2 - beer belly:   (This is where he becomes rubbery in the midsection and the jello theme songs kick in)

Stage 3 - half kegger: (This is where he begins showing serious protrusion & gets crushed by that Pillsbury Doughboy syndrome. Women begin poking his gut with their finger and laughing hysterically after)

Stage 4 -The Kegger: (This is where his pants fold over in the front, even though he's wearing a belt. This is also where he can't see his feet anymore, or anything else below his waste) 

 

Apart from feet, what else is there to see?

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I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.

I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people.  ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least ) 

Betcha'  can't figure it out.

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18 minutes ago, K-Dog said:

I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.

I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people.  ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least ) 

Betcha'  can't figure it out.

When did you create it and how do you mess with people? Do you post frequently with both? Now I'm really curious.

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38 minutes ago, K-Dog said:

I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.

I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people.  ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least ) 

Betcha'  can't figure it out.

I want to say RayRayRaven.

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50 minutes ago, K-Dog said:

I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.

I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people.  ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least ) 

Betcha'  can't figure it out.

Has to be something cat related

@Catzilla

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Just now, allblackraven said:

Has to be something cat related

@Catzilla

But Catzilla only has two posts, so he couldn't have done a lot of messing with people. I doubt it's Catzilla. Now I really want a hint lol.

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34 minutes ago, SepticeyePoe said:

But Catzilla only has two posts, so he couldn't have done a lot of messing with people. I doubt it's Catzilla. Now I really want a hint lol.

Ok, here's one,

Look in your pocket and you will see half of my name

 

Crap, wrong account.

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1 hour ago, ThatsMyJoeTerback said:

I want to say RayRayRaven.

Oooooh.

That hurts!!!

I can't even pretend to be that dumb.

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20 hours ago, K-Dog said:

Oooooh.

That hurts!!!

I can't even pretend to be that dumb.

Is it one of your followers?

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we have the same humor.  More than 1,000 posts.
No more clues.  I said too much already.

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1 hour ago, K-Dog said:

we have the same humor.  More than 1,000 posts.
No more clues.  I said too much already.

Wow. The fact you devoted your time to a second account just for trolling deserves props.

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On ‎4‎/‎18‎/‎2017 at 9:21 PM, K-Dog said:

I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.

I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people.  ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least ) 

Betcha'  can't figure it out.

you typed this wearing high heels and nothing else, didn't you?

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On 4/18/2017 at 4:44 PM, Rav'n Maniac said:

I believe there are 4 stages a beer drinking man's gut goes through as he ages. 

Stage 1 - 6 pack abs: (This is where he's a premy, yet chugging along that long road. Power drinking begins to become an art form)

Stage 2 - beer belly:   (This is where he becomes rubbery in the midsection and the jello theme songs kick in)

Stage 3 - half kegger: (This is where he begins showing serious protrusion & gets crushed by that Pillsbury Doughboy syndrome. Women begin poking his gut with their finger and laughing hysterically after)

Stage 4 -The Kegger: (This is where his pants fold over in the front, even though he's wearing a belt. This is also where he can't see his feet anymore, or anything else below his waste) 

 

I worked hard for my six pack. No alcohol for me. Ever. 

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42 minutes ago, Deflated Football said:

I worked hard for my six pack. No alcohol for me. Ever. 

Sounds like a Winchester comment...

which is ironic given that the Winchester is the name of the pub in Shaun of the dead

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On ‎4‎/‎18‎/‎2017 at 9:21 PM, K-Dog said:

I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.

I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people.  ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least ) 

Betcha'  can't figure it out.

So you are going to post two pictures. One for you and one for your alter ego. Cool!

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On 4/18/2017 at 7:21 PM, K-Dog said:

I am wondering if anyone here has figured out my second screen name.

I have two accounts and I created a second account to mess with people.  ( I wasn't too bad, I never got in trouble with a mod at least ) 

Betcha'  can't figure it out.

Is it? @LosT_in_TranSlatioN?

 

We all know that @OriolesMagicPlease Is Winchester

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22 hours ago, Deflated Football said:

I worked hard for my six pack. No alcohol for me. Ever. 

I didn't work at all for this keg that I have....

and I don't drink either. 

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