LosT_in_TranSlatioN

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Hallo evryone. Twoday eye m dowing a mawk draft. Heare we gow. 

 

 

Kuts: 

@52520Andrew- Diz powster haz bin e detriment two da hole franchize. Removin' hym from da organizacion iz da best weigh two gow aboot diz. Screw hym

 

Traydes:

Joe Flacco for the 253rd selection in da ENEFEL Draft- Diz Kuebee iz worthlezz end frankly, we r bettar off wethoot hym. Screw hym

 

(Flacco haters upvote this bt default. 

 

 

Rownd Won: Patrica Mahomie, KUEBEE, TEJAS TACH

Fineally, we git e real franchize Kuebee at the ENEFEL leval. Mahomie wil leed uz two 200 consekutiv super boweles. 

 

Rownd Too: Maleek McDoweel- Dafensive Lyne

We naeed e Ngata-esk dafensive lyneman. We wer stoopid two trayd hym awae. Now we heve a super bowel kaliber dafense. 

 

Rownd Tre: Joe Mixon- Booma Soona

Oz wuz stoopid. Onlee eye no az much bout football. Kuttin ray reyece set the franchize back leteral decadez. Mixon will halp uz get beck on treck. 

 

Round Tre part dex- D'onta Foreman, Tejas

Oz wuz stoopid. Wee need anotha beck cuz Mixon and Dixon always suspended. 

 

Rownd Fer: Jayk Butt, literal Tight End. 

"hehehe.. Botomm"

 

Rownd Fiyv: Jordan Luis, CB

Wut a steel. Diz dood iz a furst rownd talent. We shuld tayke a chence on hym

 

Rownd Six- Kyle Fuller, CB

Eye doan no y he decided to reenter the draft. He's a guld pro. Tayk him. 

 

Rownd Se7en-Myles Garret, OLB. 

Diz dood sux. Which iz y he fell hear. But he myght hev potencial. We shuld give it a treye. 

 

 

********************Reminder: Look at Today's Date**************************

 

 

 

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Lol if you got through all that without baning your head against the wall, thanks for reading that. It took forever to type up. My real mock draft will come later this week. Hope you all enjoyed. 

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1 hour ago, ravensnation5220 said:

Lol for a second I thought your were making fun of RayRayravens 😂

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2 hours ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:

Lol if you got through all that without baning your head against the wall, thanks for reading that. It took forever to type up. My real mock draft will come later this week. Hope you all enjoyed. 

There was a lot of banging but no baning thankfully

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1 hour ago, 52520Andrew said:

There was a lot of banging but no baning thankfully

Well the only one here who deserves to get banned is you. That's why we cut you

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Just now, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:

Well the only one here who deserves to get banned is you. That's why we cut you

we should have at least traded him for two firsts

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I'm genuinely curious.  How long did this take you to type out?  Seems like so much effort lol

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1 hour ago, rmw10 said:

I'm genuinely curious.  How long did this take you to type out?  Seems like so much effort lol

You really don't want to know

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With these moves, Roger Goodell might as well do something right for once and hand us the Lombardi Trophy next season. 

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I´m cruyn may butt off  :´D
U un RayRayves gotto tell me whuz kinda lnguage your k-bord iz zet on 

I gut zo much into thys shysh that I evn´ read Patricia Myhomie.. amazyn.. I luv yuh

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You posted under the wrong screen name, we are on to you now RaeRae

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13 hours ago, usmccharles said:

You posted under the wrong screen name, we are on to you now RaeRae

Furst, It''s RayRay universityofsoutherncaliforniaman, Sexond eye hope u n @52520Andrew git SuperBowels. 

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