[News] The Caw: Joe Flacco Is The NFL's Most Attractive Player

[BR News]

The team at Fanatics.com had 400 participants rate player headshots on a 1-to-10 scale to discover which NFL team has the most attractive players. Joe Flacco came out No. 1 overall, beating out Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and teammate Kyle Juszczyk.

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[voltesV]

I miss the ugly Joe Flacco who cares about winning games more than how his hair looks. He is the next Jay Cutler unfortunately. Ryan mink really has to put it out there that Joe Flacco beat Tom Brady in looks. Coz that's what matters in the nfl.

[AsianRice]

dude, it's offseason so chill...Ryan Mink just posts something to entertain us...real stuffs will happen after the draft and preseason.....

[ellicottraven]

Joe Flacco was known for his looks but not in a good way. But, now he's considered good looking dude which is true and fine with me. This is the one article by Mink over the last 10-15 he's written that doesn't depend on the one 3 minute interview he had with Eric DeCosta at the Senior Bowl! Writing articles on Flacco's, Juice's, Doom's and Pitta's looks seems to be his sweet spot! lol

Edited February 10 by ellicottraven

[CQ1]

Wow....its a shame that it does not coincide with his Quarterback rating- especially since the superbowl. It is great, however, given his overpaid, sexy contract.
And yes, I DID sleep in a Holiday Inn express last night

[Bat-mite]

I think that this is superfluous, immature, and can only lead to people's feelings being hurt. It's not like these guys volunteered to have their looks evaluated. Trash!

[Crusader]

Well he has his Super Bowl ring might as well go into acting or media.

[The Beak]

I think Mink has a brocrush..

[Chuckx999]

Well he has his Super Bowl ring might as well go into acting. That's correct becasue he isn't a first string QB anymore!!!

In the NFL it's how many games he wins that counts and given what he has done the past 4 years he's has to be dropping downward real fast.
Winning games is all that counts.

[OriolesMagicPlease]

Lmao, not surprising that a light hearted article about Joe's looks turns into how poorly he plays. Well done, I would expect nothing less.

No, it doesn't matter what a player looks like obviously.

But it certainly doesn't hurt that he looks that good.

 

[jravens1313]

Flacco won this contest the same way people still ask if he is elite. As a joke.

[Nexttime]

SMH - Just another little tick off to get Brady motivated to roast our secondary.

[Moderator 3]

Are we a little short in the sense of humor department today? Geez.  

[OriolesMagicPlease]

3 minutes ago, Moderator 3 said:

Are we a little short in the sense of humor department today? Geez.  

"Joe Flacco is hot!" = "Joe shouldn't worry about his stupid hair, no wonder he sucks at being a quarterback! Not only that, he beat out Tom Brady on this list so that is only going to make Brady pick on our defense. When our D gives it up against the Patriots it will be ALL JOE'S FAULT! He obviously is just a greedy man stealing all that money and using it to buy more hair products. We need to get one of those awesome ugly rookie quarterbacks who doesn't care about looks and is really cheap!"

[KidNme]

I think he looks a little like "Brick" all grown up, on "In the middle"

[thegooddoc456]

Lol this is all kinds of funny. Somebody said they miss "ugly Joe"...lol. Hold up, no Sizzle....I demand a recount. Seriously Flacco has come a long way in the looks department, from Unibrow Joe to Hollywood Joe, and the people have noticed. Allegedly, his play is heading in the opposite direction of his looks, which is quite unfortunate.

[sizzlingdoom]

  11 hours ago, Moderator 3 said:

Are we a little short in the sense of humor department today? Geez.  

"Joe Flacco is hot!" = "Joe shouldn't worry about his stupid hair, no wonder he sucks at being a quarterback! Not only that, he beat out Tom Brady on this list so that is only going to make Brady pick on our defense. When our D gives it up against the Patriots it will be ALL JOE'S FAULT! He obviously is just a greedy man stealing all that money and using it to buy more hair products. We need to get one of those awesome ugly rookie quarterbacks who doesn't care about looks and is really cheap!"

amen

[sizzlingdoom]

no wonder he was always running his hands through his hair on his way to the sideline after a bonehead play- which was at least twice a quarter this year. "Talk to my wrs about what went wrong??.....Study the play on an ipad?? Nah, just make sure the hair is good. Sweeeet" Saw that all year. Bummer Ted

[voltesV]

17 hours ago, Moderator 3 said:

Are we a little short in the sense of humor department today? Geez.  

Well our team especially our "handsome qb" has become a joke so.... ha ha ha 😑

[20306cab]

My daughter mentioned to me that Flacco looks a bit like a guitar player from a group, Foster the People. I'm like, why does a socialist funding group need a guitar player? She said, "No, it's a band from several years ago." So I go to YouTube. Sure enough, there's Joe playin' bass. I guess if he wasn't collecting a cool $22mil a year from the Ravens, he could stick to music full time. He's probably better at that.

[Chuckx999]

Let him go to La La Land. He's sure NOT an NFL QB anymore.

[OUravensfan]

23 hours ago, voltesV said:

I miss the ugly Joe Flacco who cares about winning games more than how his hair looks. He is the next Jay Cutler unfortunately. Ryan mink really has to put it out there that Joe Flacco beat Tom Brady in looks. Coz that's what matters in the nfl.

I thought Cutler was really clutch in his 10 playoff wins and especially in his Super Bowl performance.

[WestminsterJim]

Of course we'd all rather have an ugly guy that threw less interceptions and more touchdowns, but hey it's the off season and what else can we talk about?  Maybe the smartest guy in NFL? We'd probably have that one too, with Urschel. LOL.

 

[Wisdom]

There is absolutely nothing attractive about him other than his undeserved paycheck.   To me he looks like bart simpsons nothing more to be said.  Brady is handsome, Flacco is not!  Just average Joe.

[Tenacious Faulker]

I guess cheating has become very unattractive. Poor Tom Brady.

[I*Bleed*Purple]

On 2/10/2017 at 1:15 PM, Moderator 3 said:

Are we a little short in the sense of humor department today? Geez.  

Since the team has been pathetically mediocre ever since our beautiful "elite" QB has gotten his big contract, I can understand the sentiment. 

[Swift 1]

How much worse is pathetically mediocre than mediocre? How bad is average compared to mediocre?

 

[OriolesMagicPlease]

On ‎2‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:22 PM, Wisdom said:

There is absolutely nothing attractive about him other than his undeserved paycheck.   To me he looks like bart simpsons nothing more to be said.  Brady is handsome, Flacco is not!  Just average Joe.

Jealousy is not attractive either.

[Swift 1]

How much worse is pathetically mediocre than mediocre? How bad is average compared to mediocre?

All of you that want Jay Cutler raise your hands.

[Ravenseconbeast]

  On 2/11/2017 at 6:22 PM, Wisdom said:

There is absolutely nothing attractive about him other than his undeserved paycheck.   To me he looks like bart simpsons nothing more to be said.  Brady is handsome, Flacco is not!  Just average Joe.

Jealousy is not attractive either.

Jealous of his paycheck. Sure.

But looks? Nah...I rather keep my brow. Joe can keep his unibrow any time he wants