[News] The Caw: The Dumbest Purchase Joe Flacco Has Ever Made

[BR News]

The Ravens quarterback bought five jumbo Brookstone massage chairs because he was peer pressured by tight end Dennis Pitta. After using them once, they’re now being given away to a team security employee.

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[Bat-mite]

Slow news day?

[20306cab]

Embarrassing!

[Crusader]

Yea and he could have bought an OFFENSIVE LINE and saved the PAIN.

[poescrows]

I get that he'd like to have a massage chair, but why would you buy 5? That is stupid.

[cobrajet]

I want one of those chairs so badly. My message therapist has one and I get in before my massage and it is so relaxing. It really loosens me up before I get worked on. I wish I could afford one, they are crazy expensive. I really love that chair!

[Rav'n Maniac]

Maybe he should have test drove one before buying one but, to drop over 10 grand on 5, sight unseen is pretty asinine. Should have given one to each of his starting Oline.

[Raven1995]

Maybe he should have test drove one before buying one but, to drop over 10 grand on 5, sight unseen is pretty asinine. Should have given one to each of his starting Oline.

I don't think 330 pound lineman could fit in their either.

[FloridalovesRavens]

I'm sure no fans ever bought anything dumb right. Yeah sure.