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Jesse Conroy

A Prayer

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Our Father,
Who Art in Baltimore
Football be thy game.
Thy Kingdom come,
1 Super Bowl is won,
On Earth as it is in M&T Bank Stadium
Give us this day a Steelers loss
And forgive us for our penalties,
As we defeat those who compete against us
And lead us not into defeat
But deliver us to Tampa Bay for SuperBowl XLIII
A-men.

(not to offend any religious people here, not meant to hate :D)
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[quote name='McBoller' post='134594' date='Jan 16 2009, 09:52 PM']ugh, these things are so dumb...I think this one is actually WORSE than the steelers one.[/quote]


I think its funny.
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[quote name='Jesse Conroy' post='134591' date='Jan 16 2009, 10:51 PM']Our Father,
Who Art in Baltimore
Football be thy game.
Thy Kingdom come,
1 Super Bowl is won,
On Earth as it is in M&T Bank Stadium
Give us this day a Steelers loss
And forgive us for our penalties,
As we defeat those who compete against us
And lead us not into defeat
But deliver us to Tampa Bay for SuperBowl XLIII
A-men.

(not to offend any religious people here, not meant to hate :D)[/quote]
Amn
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[quote name='Jesse Conroy' post='134591' date='Jan 16 2009, 09:51 PM']Our Father,
Who Art in Baltimore
Football be thy game.
Thy Kingdom come,
1 Super Bowl is won,
On Earth as it is in M&T Bank Stadium
Give us this day a Steelers loss
And forgive us for our penalties,
As we defeat those who compete against us
And lead us not into defeat
But deliver us to Tampa Bay for SuperBowl XLIII
A-men.

(not to offend any religious people here, not meant to hate :D )[/quote]

AMEN!!
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[quote name='McBoller' post='134594' date='Jan 16 2009, 09:52 PM']ugh, these things are so dumb...I think this one is actually WORSE than the steelers one.[/quote]

I can see who's the cranky poster today...
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As Simon or that American Idol show "You Utterly destroyed a poem that someone else could have made better" not really but that sucked.
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[quote name='StillerFan' post='134629' date='Jan 16 2009, 10:08 PM']The ORIGINAL is much better!!!! Thieves :)[/quote]
For once i agree with a steeler first off i havent read the original but it can't possibly worst than this lol. Jezz.
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[quote name='StillerFan' post='134629' date='Jan 16 2009, 10:08 PM']The ORIGINAL is much better!!!! Thieves :)[/quote]

Oh noes! We're discovered!

:lol:
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You haven't seen a bad poem until you've seen/heard the goofy "Flacco the QB" song/poem some guys at my job started singing to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman' over the holidays...
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That prayer is close to what I got on a text message after we beat the Titans. Here is what I got texted:

Our Father who art in Baltimore;
Football is thy game.
Thy kingdom come,
2000 Super bowl we won,
On earth as it is at M&T Bank stadium.
Give us this day a playoff win
And forgive us our penalties,
As we forgive those who despise us!
And defeat the Pittsburgh STEELERS who play against us, please lead us
into victory and deliver us to Tampa!
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[quote name='Jesse Conroy' post='134591' date='Jan 16 2009, 09:51 PM']Our Flacco,
Who Art in Baltimore
Football be thy game.
Thy RINGdom come,
A Super Bowl is to be won,
On Earth as it is in Raymond James Stadium
Give us this day a Steelers loss
And forgive us for our penalties,
As we defeat those who smugly smile against us
And lead us not into defeat
But deliver us to SuperBowl XLIII
For thine is the rookie
the power
the glory
for ever and ever
A-men.[/quote]

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