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On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Steelers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because Im not a Steelers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are youa fan of?""I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it," Janie replied
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?" Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is a Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitue and your dad robbed liquor stores, what would you be then?" "then" Janie smiled, "I'd be a Steelers fan."


#2
A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Ravens fan, and a Steelers fan are climbing a mountain arguing who loves his team more.
The Redskin fan insists he is the most loyal. "This if for the Redskins!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, "THis if for the Eagles!" and threw himself off the mountain
The Ravens fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "this is for everyone!!" and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.


#3
A ravens fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Steelers fan he saw strutting down the street in a obnoxious black and gold shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in Father, I'll give you a life!" The priest climbed in the passenger seat and the continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Steelers fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Steelers fan."

"thats ok" replied the priest "I got him with the door."


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