[News] Funny Pages: If This Is Boring, Bring It On

[BR News]

BORING is a word that fantasy football players use when a real life football game is won with defense.

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[runcontrol]

After that catch Smith was like "That was real good, but spinning the ball is my thing"

[cobrajet]

Things can't get too boring until we have a two touchdown lead, until then I am on the edge of my seat.

[harfordravenfan]

1 minute ago, cobrajet said:

Things can't get too boring until we have a two touchdown lead, until then I am on the edge of my seat.

I can't even relax then... Remember the Patriots game?

[TheConquerorWorm]

After that catch Smith was like "That was real good, but spinning the ball is my thing"

Think I read somewhere that SSS was teaching the youngsters how to do it properly. Of course, in the No Fun League, if that spinning ball goes near an opponent, its a 15 yard penalty for taunting...

[Ravenous_Ravens]

Regarding Nick Names:

"The Beard" (Eric Weddle), should always be refereed to in the beard person (so long as he does not chop it off).

Breshad "Bo-Dangles" Perriman, simply because he has that tall lanky frame and once we see him start juking guys outta their pants it will stick.

"Open Mike Night" Wallace, for stepping up and getting open to hit those big plays and woo the crowd.

Ronnie "The Stallion" Stanley, because he is a fine pure bread specimen (OT) with only the finest of swag (evidenced by his draft wardrobe). Also plays off the old Baltimore Stallions name.

[Ravenshine]

Funny funny pages this week.

The only nickname I got, and sorta came up with this before reading here... is for Mike Wallace, call him "06 seconds"... I think John Urshel would appreciate where I'm going with that one. As in, a WR runs deep for pass/catch into end zone in aro 6 seconds, to cover half the football field ...and it's a take off on "60 minutes with Mike Wallace"

[pangefous52]

I really hope Perriman stays healthy. That kid is going to spread out some defenses.

Edited September 15, 2016 by pangefous52

[pangefous52]

3 hours ago, harfordravenfan said:

I can't even relax then... Remember the Patriots game?

What I remember most is how horribly bad Matt Elam's tackling was (which accounted for at least 2 touchdowns in that game). Seeing Weddle come up and make some big hits and how active Shareece was in getting after the QB makes me feel like we have a much better secondary than we did in that playoff game.

[Fastynart]

Matt Elam sucks. I have been saying it since they made that bonehead their number one pick. He has failed at every position open to him, yet, somehow, he is still on the team. The Ravens finally jettisoned some of their dead weight, but this guy has to go. Am tired of the excuses made for his inept play.

[Dorota]

I'm perfectly fine with boring. The only Raven on the roster of my fantasy football is the defense anyway. The heart-attack games might once cause me a heart-attack. I wonder why.

[sami]

Matt Elam sucks. I have been saying it since they made that bonehead their number one pick. He has failed at every position open to him, yet, somehow, he is still on the team. The Ravens finally jettisoned some of their dead weight, but this guy has to go. Am tired of the excuses made for his inept play.

Dude, Matt Elam isn't my favorite player either but don't be such a hater. Hes putting the work in and doing his best. Its not like hes lazy. You need to turn it down a couple notches. Its not his fault we picked him first.

[20306cab]

Talk about boring. Sheesh. 1-1, here we come.

[TheConquerorWorm]

Regarding Nick Names:

"The Beard" (Eric Weddle), should always be refereed to in the beard person (so long as he does not chop it off).

Breshad "Bo-Dangles" Perriman, simply because he has that tall lanky frame and once we see him start juking guys outta their pants it will stick.

"Open Mike Night" Wallace, for stepping up and getting open to hit those big plays and woo the crowd.

Ronnie "The Stallion" Stanley, because he is a fine pure bread specimen (OT) with only the finest of swag (evidenced by his draft wardrobe). Also plays off the old Baltimore Stallions name.

Open Mike Night is the best one yet.....I was thinking "Mike Check" cause Flacco sees that single coverage and checks to Mike.

Ronnie "Stonewall" Stanley

Eric "Mad Dog" Weddle, or "Yukon" Weddle. The Beard nickname belongs to Brian Wilson.

Shareece "Shakespeare" Wright cause he's a PlayWright...he makes plays right?

Maurice "Mo'Candy" Canady