Mike Tyson vs Bruce Lee

[K-Dog]

Mr. Miyagi would take all of them.

 

AT THE SAME TIME.

He would wax on wax off Tysons face. He would paint the fence all over Bruce Lee.

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

3 hours ago, K-Dog said:

Mr. Miyagi would take all of them.

 

AT THE SAME TIME.

He would wax on wax off Tysons face. He would paint the fence all over Bruce Lee.

*catches fly in midair with chopsticks*

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On 1/31/2017 at 3:07 AM, Steve0x said:

Tyson is a typical street fighter. Just like CM Punk is,But Steven Seagal is a real martial arts fighter. 

So... Steven ISN'T an actor?

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

11 hours ago, usmccharles said:

Bruce Lee trained a lot of celebrities, some of the fight scenes he has filmed is incredible. Chuck Norris and Kareem Abdul Jabar was a student.  You can actually watch a fight between Jabar and Lee in the movie Game of Death, which is what the style of Kill Bill was filmed after.  Another name that goes unmentioned a lot is Bo Lo, spelling might be off, most of us know him from Blood Sport, he also trained with Bruce Lee.  The fact that this even has to be discussed is actually pretty embarrassing.  Pretty sure Steveo is an older gentlemen and should (hence the word should) at least have some respect for a man who completely changed the world of martial arts and pioneered the movement for americans to be taught these arts.  The fact that a WWE wrestler is even mentioned in the same sentence as Bruce is pretty shameful, but hes just an actor....

Who is to say that i havent?  Or was that an over-weight 13 year old girl...couldnt really tell the difference

Did you get in his way at the buffet line

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

12 hours ago, redrum52 said:

So... Steven ISN'T an actor?

Actually... No... .No he isn't

[Steve0x]

59 minutes ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:

Actually... No... .No he isn't

Yes he is 

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I'm so confused...

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

3 hours ago, redrum52 said:

I'm so confused...

I've selectively removed all his movies from my brain. Especially the ones where he runs.

 

Seagal sucks

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

10 hours ago, Steve0x said:

Yes he is 

A 74 year old Judo player Gene Labell made Seagal soil himself while choking him out.

 

real martial artist my butt

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13 minutes ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:

A 74 year old Judo player Gene Labell made Seagal soil himself while choking him out.

 

real martial artist my butt

Completely forgot about that... his movies are bad and he should feel bad.

[52520Andrew]

5 hours ago, redrum52 said:

Completely forgot about that... his movies are bad and he should feel bad.

Not sure if intentional Futurama reference or just coincidence...

Okay I am sure but I wanted to also make a Futurama meme reference

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10 minutes ago, 52520Andrew said:

Not sure if intentional Futurama reference or just coincidence...

Okay I am sure but I wanted to also make a Futurama meme reference

Nice catch.

[usmccharles]

So Stevo gives Segal real martial artist credit, but not Bruce freakin Lee.  This keeps getting better and better @LosT_in_TranSlatioN

 

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

2 hours ago, usmccharles said:

So Stevo gives Segal real martial artist credit, but not Bruce freakin Lee.  This keeps getting better and better @LosT_in_TranSlatioN

 

Lmao. This fight scene is so terrrible. In a real situation the four rush him and he dies..... *attacks him one at a time*. Put Lee on them without any weapons and he probably walks through them.

[usmccharles]

6 minutes ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:

Lmao. This fight scene is so terrrible. In a real situation the four rush him and he dies..... *attacks him one at a time*. Put Lee on them without any weapons and he probably walks through them.

Most likely he uses TK powers, transports back in time, kills hitler, time travels forward, joins this forum, gives stevo a LOL and then invests in microsoft

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

5 minutes ago, usmccharles said:

Most likely he uses TK powers, transports back in time, kills hitler, time travels forward, joins this forum, gives stevo a LOL and then invests in microsoft

But he'd have to invest in microsoft in the past. 

 

I mean you could take on Seagal, drunk, blindfolded, with handcuffs on, and still give him a hell of a beating. 

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

This is what Anderson Silva, greatest MMA fighter of all time, thinks of Steven Seagal "training" him. 

 

[Steve0x]

 

[K-Dog]

^^^

You do know that was scripted and choreographed. 

Pee-Wee Herman could have done the exact same thing. 

[Steve0x]

5 hours ago, K-Dog said:

^^^

You do know that was scripted and choreographed. 

Pee-Wee Herman could have done the exact same thing. 

Pee Wee herman wouldn't survive Steven Seagal beating the living crap outta him. 

[K-Dog]

4 minutes ago, Steve0x said:

Pee Wee herman wouldn't survive Steven Seagal beating the living crap outta him. 

If it was written into the script he would. 

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

15 minutes ago, Steve0x said:

Pee Wee herman wouldn't survive Steven Seagal beating the living crap outta him. 

All Pee wee Herman would have to to do is run away from Seagal, and since Seagal has poor running form he'd never catch him, and since he's also out of shape he'd tire so easily. Then pee wee Herman sneaks up from behind and beats the crap out of him.

 

Hes a freaking fraud

[Steve0x]

4 hours ago, LosT_in_TranSlatioN said:

All Pee wee Herman would have to to do is run away from Seagal, and since Seagal has poor running form he'd never catch him, and since he's also out of shape he'd tire so easily. Then pee wee Herman sneaks up from behind and beats the crap out of him.

 

Hes a freaking fraud

But watch out for Jean-Claude Van Damme

[LosT_in_TranSlatioN]

JCVD actually had a professional kickboxing record so he was actually a "real fighter". That being said(and I know that I contradict myself from something I said last year, but I've given it more thought), Lee beats him, Tyson beats him even worse. A lot of the stuff he pulls is impractical. 

 

Lee, Chan, and Donnie Yen are probably the best martial arts actors in terms of true combat ability. Everyone else is good(except Seagal who sucks), but those three probably could have done rather well competitively. 

[usmccharles]

4 hours ago, Steve0x said:

But watch out for Jean-Claude Van Damme

never heard of him

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15 hours ago, K-Dog said:

^^^

You do know that was scripted and choreographed. 

Pee-Wee Herman could have done the exact same thing. 

As far as I know, Pee Wee has beaten up more things than Steven in real life

[K-Dog]

1 hour ago, redrum52 said:

As far as I know, Pee Wee has beaten up more things than Steven in real life

Oh geeze.

[usmccharles]

1 hour ago, redrum52 said:

As far as I know, Pee Wee has beaten up more things than Steven in real life

[Steve0x]

2 hours ago, usmccharles said:

never heard of him

Really. I seen his movies

[usmccharles]

7 minutes ago, Steve0x said:

Really. I seen his movies

You get the joke, right?