[News] Funny Pages: Is Matt Schaub Elite?

[BR News]

We can confirm that Matt Schaub meets all the requirements for elite status.

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[Hardhitters]

I guess schaub is elite throwing 2 picks a game like Flacco, I mean everyone says Flacco is elite so schaub must be as well, lol.

[Ravenshine]

Using photos of elderly heart attacks (reenactments but still) ...another creepy installment from Ben Rosen lol.

[SCravenfan]

The last one reminded me of our security guard who lost his wife and kid to a house fire. I am still praying for him and his other child. Has to be tough

[EvilWayz]

Here we go, the man plays one game and they are doing this already. I'm just glad we won. Right now I don't care who's back there. Matt Shaub, did as expected manage the game. Yes he threw two picks, but show me a starting QB who is interception free this season. Interceptions are part of the game, just like injuries.

[Moderator 3]

Here we go, the man plays one game and they are doing this already. I'm just glad we won. Right now I don't care who's back there. Matt Shaub, did as expected manage the game. Yes he threw two picks, but show me a starting QB who is interception free this season. Interceptions are part of the game, just like injuries.

It's HUMOR. You're supposed to just laugh and move on, not analyze it.

[chuchu707]

if we were to make it to the playoffs and win a superbowl, itll be the greatest sports story ever written.

[RaRaRavens]

These are as funny as cancer.

[steelcityraven]

I guess in a down year...there is just nothing better to write about? SMH

[Bat-mite]

Why did I click on this headline?

[ellicottraven]

Is Matt Schaub elite? Who knows anymore? You can't dismiss Schaub because he's made a few pro-bowls already right?

[Jfravens]

Lol!

[stixfix69]

He keeps throwing pick 6's he will join Asa in the unemployment line.....

[BmoreB]

The Elite rainbow is awesome. lol

[Ravenshine]

The Elite rainbow is awesome. lol

If you ingest a certain mushroom prior to the game, all the footballs sail those elite rainbows lol.

[sami]

the block Cassidy and the kick six kid was pretty funny.....well, I thought it was.

[fusuymada]

I guess in a down year...there is just nothing better to write about? SMH

This article format was decided long before we knew the Ravens would win or lose their first game.  I have never seen such a bunch of crybaby fans as exist in Baltimore when they are losing.  This is humor, granted silly, but humor.  If Ravens football has left you in such a foul mood you cant enjoy a little silliness, maybe your better off as a Browns fan.  After all, misery does love company.

[Ravenshine]

the block Cassidy and the kick six kid was pretty funny.....well, I thought it was.

Yeah...I liked that one...was cute.

[Ravenshine]

This article format was decided long before we knew the Ravens would win or lose their first game.  I have never seen such a bunch of crybaby fans as exist in Baltimore when they are losing.  This is humor, granted silly, but humor.  If Ravens football has left you in such a foul mood you cant enjoy a little silliness, maybe your better off as a Browns fan.  After all, misery does love company.

I disagree...humor at anothers expense is not often funny, if ever. For some ppl I can see it is. But I don't think reminding ppl of throwing interceptions and the elite factor is giving much credit to Schaub who was nervous going into the game and did pretty well all considered. Plus we heard later he beat himself up over the interceptions...so I know he felt he let Ravens team and fans down...and I just don't want to laugh about that. But...it's a free speech country so...some enjoy the humor, some don't.

[billiejean]

This article format was decided long before we knew the Ravens would win or lose their first game.  I have never seen such a bunch of crybaby fans as exist in Baltimore when they are losing.  This is humor, granted silly, but humor.  If Ravens football has left you in such a foul mood you cant enjoy a little silliness, maybe your better off as a Browns fan.  After all, misery does love company.

Why do you think its necessary to dictate to other Ravens fans how they should think, act, and feel?  (i also saw your post on the other board doing the same thing) Just because people have a different view of the Ravens than you do doesn't mean they are any more or less of a fan.  You are really the one that needs to lighten up a little bit and stop going on tirades about what a ravens fan should or shouldn't do.

Edited December 3, 2015 by billiejean

[Dorota]

"I'm not sure what kind of childhood Brent Hero Urban had. My assumption is that he spent most of his days walking through his neighborhood, shoving trucks out of their parking spaces and swatting newspapers back at the paperboy." I have laughed so hard at this.

[iluvpurple]

That pass to Givens was spectacular, and I am betting no fan anywhere expected it to be caught by him..... I also thought Matt did very well for his first time starting a game in a year; Was he perfect? No, but show me one that is. He will get better, and hopefully there will be adjustments made to possibly cut down on intercepts going forward. He still has my support to see this season through.....

[FloridalovesRavens]

This is too funny! Thank you.

[bmoraven]

Matt Schaub did his Job. He got the win. He hasn't played for nearly 2 years as a starter, I'm sure he will settle in and play better each week.

[RavensFootballFan]

The more humor in my life, the better. I love humor, as long as done with good taste. The Elite Rainbow was pretty cool. The gif of block field goal cracks me up, had me laughing. Love the western photo of Urban and Hill as Block Cassidy and the Kick Six Kid. Watching Ravens Games, I understand that one all too well. Thanks for a few chuckles, keep'em coming.

[20306cab]

Well, thanks to the creepy pages, guaranteed loss to the Dolphins. Doesn't really matter now. This pathetic bad karma ruined us starting week one!

[Purple Dawg 96]

No Matt isn't Elite just like Joe isn't Elite! Elite QBs don't need much just hike the ball and make players play better like Ray Ray did on Defense! Matt can be like a Trent Dilfer was to the Ravens except Trent couldn't throw the long ball but Matt will get better each week and I feel we can win out with Matt Just STOP throwing passes between the LBers and safeties and do more post patterns and stop and go's double moves create separation and I saw some good plays where WRs cut off the CB to free up a WR but you gotta do double moves and this where I feel Marlon will benefit other than tryin to catch bullets 5 and 8 yds away! He too tall for that junk send him down field! Let Matt loose in Miami because Ryan will try and hit up our secondary big time and save the run for the 4th Quarter! "Sling that Rock"! Lol