What Nickname Would You Give Our Defense?

[salamander]

I don't know how many more putrid tasting chocolates we need to eat before we throw out the box. 

Yup. There comes a time when all that's left in the "Box of Chocolates" are the putrid ones. Pretty sad huh?

[PurpleCity5]

Pee'd on. 

[Purple Nurple]

The giant steaming piles of bird crap

[AsianRice]

Justin Bieber

[jimmypowder]

A name I never thought I would call this team. Soft.

Yea,this team is the softest team we have ever put on the field. 

[frozen joe flacco fan]

I changed my  mind. Earlier I said they should be Elvis and His Purple Gang. Now, I think The Lost Boys is more appropriate from the Peter Pan story. These guys need to grow up! 

[Nightman]

Matador Defense because they let the bulls go past them.

[Kid87]

Suicide D

[SomeCreepinaVan]

The Dean Pees Band: featuring "the castoff scrubs"

 

Such classics as

 

"Don't torch me know more, babe"

 

"Steel my heart away"

 

"Ozzie loves scrubs"

 

"Eye of the bengal"

[SomeCreepinaVan]

Defense's new nickname is "Box of Chocolates", as in, you never know what you're gonna get. No, I do not mean ethnicity. I mean Forrest Gump. LOL.

We know what we're getting, and it's rotten. Every piece also causes choking.

 

Ozzie still picks through it thinking it might taste nice, but it never does.

Edited October 14, 2015 by SomeCreepinaVan

[0_o]

The Great Collapse

 

The Holy Secondary

 

The Marshmallow Wall

 

The Hold and Grabbers

 

The Baltimore P.D. (Passive Defense)

 

Embarrassment << (My favorite)

Edited October 14, 2015 by 0_o

[Bandwagon]

The Great Collapse

im dead son

[Bandwagon]

Skip bending just break

[Guest]

wow...theres some talent on this board.  Some of you came up with wonderful names.

 

I really like "Box of Chocolates"....or the Forrest Gump Defense, because you don't know what you're going to get, except that its going to be bad.

 

I'll suggest after a good Eastwood Film,

 

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

 

Nightmare on Elm Street, (insert the M&T Bank road if you wish)

 

Texas Chainsaw Massacred (We don't really beat the Texans)

 

The Brady Bunch, (Because he owns our D)

 

Gone with the Wind, ( Don't think that one needs explaining)

 

The You Get What You Pay For Group, (once again no explanation needed)

 

The Uncoachables  (whatever)

 

Out of Maryland ( Getting a flashback about a late hour move and a movie with Streep and Redford, 'I once loved a team in Maryland)

 

one more

 

Ozzie's Heroes............ " I seeeeee Nuthin"

Edited October 14, 2015 by Danny D

[#1_Raven_Fan_in_NY]

I would nickname our defense as bad news ravens. They need to get their heads out of their butts and it all starts with the Defensive Coordinator and the Offensive Coordinators this is the worst defense I have seen in the history of the Ravens he DC needs to go and go get Dick Lobeaue. Trestman sucks big time. I live in Upstate Ny and I'm a very proud Baltimore Ravens fan in upstate NY. John Harbaugh needs to fire both the Offense and defensive coaches before we go 1-5. If he doesn't then John Harbaugh job would be on the line. They should have gone after Freeney instead the Cardinals went and signed him to a one year deal. Baltimore should go get Anquan Bolden and I hate to say this one Terrell Owens to catch the ball for We used to be one of the toughest defenses in the league and now we're the laughing stock of the league. Come on John and Ozzie lets get this train back on track before we become a train wreck.

[H8R]

Purple Pillow

[TheRavenouseD2008]

Uhm  What Defense?

[jimmypowder]

The Matadors. 

[lgcs27288]

The Replacements

Unorganized Order

Edited October 14, 2015 by lgcs27288

[ellicottraven]

"The Fourth Quarter Sieve"

[lgcs27288]

The Rodney Dangerfields

The Steve Urkels - why our wins-low

[PeRK82]

How bout '' The panty bunch "

 

Or " PUS AND BOOTS"

 

 

Or  '' The Best Play Makers In the LEAGUE for the oPposing  Team" 

 

Yea i like the latter.

[PeRK82]

The Replacements

Unorganized Order

 I wouldnt give them that much credit honestly.

 

The replacement can actually make plays and win games sometimes lol

[Tatelli]

How about..

 

Disorganized Chaos

Bent over and Broken

Dean Pees heroes

Dazed and confused

Bottom Dwellers

Pillow puffers

10 yards off boys

 

Never thought I would use those in regards to the Ravens D.....Ugh.

[bmorefan444]

The Swiss Cheese

[PurpleCity5]

Cha-Cha-Cha! Charmin! 

[RaineV1]

The Fantasy Defense, because you know they'll give plenty of points to any player on your fantasy team going against them.

[lgcs27288]

The Nevermores

Lol who negged my other post.

Edited October 14, 2015 by lgcs27288

[AsianRice]

Walk In The Park Defense....

[beanfigger]

Rubber...every time a team falls behind us, the score just bounces right back in their favor.