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Cowboys Jokes Lol

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The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out!



Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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