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Predict the 2014 Off-Season "Big Story"

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Belicheck tells Gronk to "get to the safe house" so he can get healthy. ;)

Belichick puts him in a straight jacket for the whole offseason while making him sprint to remain fit.

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Belichick puts him in a straight jacket for the whole offseason while making him sprint to remain fit.

 

He's on the elliptical, sprinting is too stressful on Gronk's glass body.

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Oh wait this is an easy one, but Gronk is going to catch some flack for a picture/video taken of him still being a frat boy. What was his injury again? Any chance of keg stands with a cast?

I'm predicting a pic of him and Gisele surfacing...
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I'm predicting a pic of him and Gisele surfacing...

 

I think a picture of Tom Brady with Lauren Tannehill/Sam Ponder/Matt Schaub's wife is more likely.

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Belichick puts him in a straight jacket for the whole offseason while making him sprint to remain fit.

Lmao

Gronk: "Bill?Why u Tye Gronk Up like Dis? Gronk No like Jacket. Gronk wish to Jacket. Gronk Smash!!!"

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Lmao

Gronk: "Bill?Why u Tye Gronk Up like Dis? Gronk No like Jacket. Gronk wish to Jacket. Gronk Smash!!!"

Gronk needs to lay off the kegs this time round, I think we may draft jace amaro or a tight end in this draft so we have good cover this time for gronk if he goes down before the playoffs again.

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Gronk needs to lay off the kegs this time round, I think we may draft jace amaro or a tight end in this draft so we have good cover this time for gronk if he goes down before the playoffs again.

 

Ebron is the better complement to Gronk IMO, if he's still on the board.  Pats are definitely getting another TE though.  What's his face and Hoomankapuahanokihakapakapookimankapalimanuilikamanui weren't getting the job done.

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Ebron is the better complement to Gronk IMO, if he's still on the board.  Pats are definitely getting another TE though.  What's his face and Hoomankapuahanokihakapakapookimankapalimanuilikamanui weren't getting the job done.

I would much rather ebron but people are predicting him to go in the top 10 so we have zero chance of getting him. I'm actually not keen on amaro because I have seen that he has already been injured more than a few times in college and we dont need two of that at tight end on our team.

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Gronk needs to lay off the kegs this time round, I think we may draft jace amaro or a tight end in this draft so we have good cover this time for gronk if he goes down before the playoffs again.

Yeah I can see them drafting Amaro/Ebron or a WR round 1. You guys definitely need another weapon in the passing game. I agree with Th3Raven though, Ebron would be a better compliment. A scary one actually.

Not Aaron Hernandez scary, but Vernon Davis scary. :D

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I would much rather ebron but people are predicting him to go in the top 10 so we have zero chance of getting him. I'm actually not keen on amaro because I have seen that he has already been injured more than a few times in college and we dont need two of that at tight end on our team.

Who knows what their stocks will look like come draft day. I can see Niklas in a Pats uni though.
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porn as in? It's no crime or anything to be ashamed of to watch porn, unless your talking about something bordering illegal here, that's different

Definitely talking the illegal kind.

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Who knows what their stocks will look like come draft day. I can see Niklas in a Pats uni though.

as long as it isn't mulligan, dear lord. Also talib and edelman might be going but I don't know what team will pick them up.

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as long as it isn't mulligan, dear lord. Also talib and edelman might be going but I don't know what team will pick them up.

Edelman will replace Decker. ;)

I'm predicting Talib will either be a Colt,Panther, Falcon or Redskin.

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If by hits mini camps you mean runs into the Cleveland practice facility with his car and gets a DUI, then yes.

 

 

It was mostly a joke, there were numerous rumors about him being gay during the season.  I don't think he is, I think he used to date Erin Andrews, but I do think we might have our first openly gay player.  It seemed like we were really close to having one last off-season.  It would be nice if someone like Rodgers came out for a few years, even if they're not really gay, because it's going to take a big name player with talent that can't be replaced to tear down that barrier.

 

LOL come on man... so a straight guy superstar should come out just to help his fellow players out?? Do you even know how ridiculous this would be? The guy's reputation would be damaged forever. I don't even think the LGBT community would accept him if he even tried to go back to being straight again. Just crazy.

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See Fitzgerald, Larry.

I think he meant a veteran who will add another option for Palmer and help take the defenses away from Fitz, who hasn't had a 1,000 yard season since 2011.

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I think he meant a veteran who will add another option for Palmer and help take the defenses away from Fitz, who hasn't had a 1,000 yard season since 2011.

 

I think Michael Floyd is more than a capable #2 WR.

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Aaron Rodgers is going to come out of the closet.

 

You were on to something with this one.  Not Rodgers but Sam's.

 

#Mili

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