Dump Thread v5.0 - 2013 Off-Season

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1363238630' post='1395475']
Ok fine.
I would read minds and have superspeed
[/quote]

You only get one power!

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPA9bKz2meI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPA9bKz2meI[/url]

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1363238624' post='1395474']
You'd still die. Grow old gracefully.
[/quote]

Always trust the Floridian when it comes to guns!

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363238729' post='1395480']
Besides t[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]he power and mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch, I'd like endless vitality, like a vampire.[/font][/color]
[/quote]

Is that like eternal youth and eternal life all wrapped up into one? Or do you rejuvenate yourself with the blood of innocents?

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363238783' post='1395484']


You only get one power!

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPA9bKz2meI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPA9bKz2meI[/url]
[/quote]
That's tough then..... Superspeed. So I could catch bullets, and people would move so slow I could beat them up easy

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363238827' post='1395487']


Is that like eternal youth and eternal life all wrapped up into one? Or do you rejuvenate yourself with the blood of innocents?
[/quote]

He just sparkles in sunlight. That's it. Just sparkles.

[flaccopoe]

I am Mulan!!!

[img]http://images.g4tv.com/rimg_606x0/ImageDb3/300222_l/e3-2012-south-park-the-stick-of-truth-screenshots.jpg[/img]

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1363238624' post='1395474']


You'd still die. Grow old gracefully.
[/quote]
3 more years

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1363238889' post='1395489']
He just sparkles in sunlight. That's it. Just sparkles.
[/quote]

Ok that definitely sounds more like poe.

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363238805' post='1395485']


Always trust the Floridian when it comes to guns!
[/quote]

Werd.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363238827' post='1395487']
Is that like eternal youth and eternal life all wrapped up into one? Or do you rejuvenate yourself with the blood of innocents?
[/quote]

The former. Not interested in hemophagia.

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1363238889' post='1395489']


He just sparkles in sunlight. That's it. Just sparkles.
[/quote]
And it's not pleasant to the human eye

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1363238923' post='1395492']

3 more years
[/quote]

Gun safety classes. Take them. You're like vigilante ready.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363238937' post='1395493']
Ok that definitely sounds more like poe.
[/quote]

My teeth sparkle, but that's because of my minty berry crunch powers.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1363239024' post='1395498']
Gun safety classes. Take them. You're like vigilante ready.
[/quote]

You know how hard is it to get a gun in San Francisco?! [not a political comment]

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363239067' post='1395499']
My teeth sparkle, but that's because of my minty berry crunch powers.
[/quote]

One more video for the night:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQeeWmgrE4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQeeWmgrE4[/url]

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363239123' post='1395500']


You know how hard is it to get a gun in San Francisco?! [not a political comment]
[/quote]

Not my problem.

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363239123' post='1395500']


You know how hard is it to get a gun in San Francisco?! [not a political comment]
[/quote]
Not hard at all
Go down the road to Oakland

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363239251' post='1395506']
One more video for the night:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQeeWmgrE4[/media]
[/quote]

No...you...didn't!

[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100302230020/southpark/images/9/9a/CartoonWars205.jpg[/img]

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1363239372' post='1395508']
Not hard at all
Go down the road to Oakland
[/quote]

I meant legally.

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363239499' post='1395510']


I meant legally.
[/quote]
I have my ways

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363239479' post='1395509']
No...you...didn't!

[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100302230020/southpark/images/9/9a/CartoonWars205.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

Bonus points if you know who voiced Chip Skylark without looking it up.

Hint: He was in a famous boy band.

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1363239024' post='1395498']


Gun safety classes. Take them. You're like vigilante ready.
[/quote]
But I'm not a billionaire playboy philanthropist

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363239658' post='1395514']
Bonus points if you know who voiced Chip Skylark without looking it up.

Hint: He was in a famous boy band.
[/quote]

I got he band right, but not the member. I'm glad I don't know much about NYSNC!

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363240045' post='1395516']
I got he band right, but not the member. I'm glad I don't know much about NYSNC!
[/quote]

Don't hate on N Sync. I will fight you.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1363239675' post='1395515']
But I'm not a billionaire playboy philanthropist
[/quote]

Warren Buffett?!

http://rapgenius.com/Warren-buffett-letter-to-shareholders-2011-lyrics

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363240090' post='1395518']
Don't hate on N Sync. I will fight you.
[/quote]

Justin Timberlake turned out fine.

[flaccopoe]

I'm quoting here:

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(211, 223, 209)]I just LOVE that superhero!! He's the most epic hero EVER!! More awesome than the human kite (but not as awesome as Kyle without the costume), more awesome than Mysterion, even Superman and Spiderman, and Batman, and Iron man put all together!!![/background][/size][/font][/color]

[flaccopoe]

I'm quoting here, regarding Mintberry Crunch:

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(211, 223, 209)]I just LOVE that superhero!! He's the most epic hero EVER!! More awesome than the human kite (but not as awesome as Kyle without the costume), more awesome than Mysterion, even Superman and Spiderman, and Batman, and Iron man put all together!!![/background][/size][/font][/color]

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1363240201' post='1395520']
Justin Timberlake turned out fine.
[/quote]

The whole band was awesome. Bye Bye Bye, Tearin' Up My Heart, No Strings Attached, I Want You Back, Just Don't Tell Me That, all great songs.

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1363240603' post='1395525']


The whole band was awesome. Bye Bye Bye, Tearin' Up My Heart, No Strings Attached, I Want You Back, Just Don't Tell Me That, all great songs.
[/quote]
I think Nurps is going to take away your man card