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Funny Harbaugh Easter Dinner Conversations.


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#1 dhstandard

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:18 PM

I'll start.

*John is late to the dinner; Jim to John over the phone, "Hurry your HOLDING everyone up.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:21 PM

John to parents: "Look, I love Jim - he's my brother. Which is why I don't want him to take any Flacco threw 3 TDs Superbowl MVP".






Oh wait; kinda fell of in the end there.... :242736:
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:24 PM

Not a convo but a story...

It's Thanksgiving. Jim and John are having a contest to see who can eat their Turkey the fastest.... Jim gets up to "go to the bathroom". They take a break.... The power goes out. When it comes back on Jims ready to go and almosts outeats John. Then he plays with the rest of his food before throwing a tandrum, complains to their mom, and stomps back to his room where he takes a nap in his crib.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:32 PM

*Jim walks in to Johns house, when suddenly the power goes out.....*
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:42 PM

John walks in, Jim is sitting in Johns seat... John says its no big deal, it would be easier for Jim to "kiss his butt " while he's standing.


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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

Jim to John: "Ray Lewis couldn't even get his first sack on such a young quarterback in Kaepernick."

John: "Well it worked quite well you, didn't it?"
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:02 PM

Hey Jim! Check it out! I got a tattoo of Jerome Boger on my [profanity deleted]! Hahahahah
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:03 PM

Hey Jim! Check it out! I got a tattoo of Jerome Boger on my [profanity deleted]! Hahahahah

Rofl, outstanding!
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:22 PM

Hey Jim! Check it out! I got a tattoo of Jerome Boger on my [profanity deleted]! Hahahahah

That made my night.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:46 PM

I don't think there will be any problems with John taunting Jim. If it was the other Harbaugh who won I'd be a lot more worried, Jim seems like a sore winner and a sore loser.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:54 PM

Hey Jim! Check it out! I got a tattoo of Jerome Boger on my [profanity deleted]! Hahahahah


YOU WIN!
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:04 AM

*Jim is annoying John at the dinner table.*

John- "Hey Jim can you get the phone please?"

Jim- "I didn't hear the phone."

John- *flashes his Super Bowl ring at Jim.* "Oh really? I coulda sworn I heard it RING!"
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:16 AM

Hey Jim! Check it out! I got a tattoo of Jerome Boger on my [profanity deleted]! Hahahahah


Take it a step further a la Rex Ryan and have Boger wearing nothing but a Flacco jersey.

Ew.
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 01:27 AM

Jim shows up late, John brought the Lombardi Trophy to be used as a Center Piece and when Jim arrives this conversation takes place...

Jack Harbaugh: Jim you made it, what took so long?
Jim Harbaugh: Traffic was horrible dad, it was holding me up.
John Harbaugh: Oh yeah, traffic was horrible unless your a Super Bowl winning Head Coach!
John: People let me by with no problem.
Jim: Oh don't you... *glances over at Lombardi Trophy on Table*
Jim: You brought the trophy to rub it in my face didn't you?
John: No, it makes a great centerpiece though.
Jack: Son, that was a couple months ago, it's April, how's the draft research coming?
Jim: Well we think there are some good players that can help the 49ers get back to the Super Bowl.
John: Hey let's make it a tradition, Ravens vs 49ers at Super Bowl 48.
Jim: Well it be my pleasure to face you.
Jack: There's my boys. Mad at each other but you can't stay mad at each other long.
Jack: Let's make sure there's a second Lombardi Trophy on this table in 2014.
John: Don't worry, I'll bring another one home.
Jim: Hey, Hey...
John: I called it first :P
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 02:16 AM

John: *knocks on door, no answer, proceeds to open door* .... Hey?
Jim: .............
John: .....How you doing bud?
Jim: ...Fine. :(
John: .... Hey! I know what will cheer you up! How bout we go get some MacDonalds, would you like that!?
Jim: No. :(
John: Cmon, Mom told me you haven't left your room for a week! ...How bout some Burger KING? I know it's your favorite, My treat!
Jim: Mom's a [profanity deleted] .....No........I don't wanna go nowhere. :(
John: Alright, well how about I bring you home a RING?... I mean multiple rings, ...Onion formed. .......... My B.
Jim: -_-
John: ....How bout some RoFo chicken, my man Haloti has the hookup! He can you get you some free Chicken Rings, .....Wings
Jim: ......... Get. Out.
John: Cmon, let's go!!! Get up!!! Let's attack this day with enthusiasm unknown to mankind!!! You haven't moved for days,you gotta get something to eat! Your gonna get skinny!! The players are gonna start calling you a Slim Jim! Now you don't want that do you!? Remember what you did when Alex Smith said something to you similiar this year?! You don't want all that media coverage again do ya? Huh? Huh?!
Jim: No........................................................... :)
John: There's that smile!!! There we go! Cmon buddy! Todays all about you! You know what, let's just go somewhere and use our vacation together, wouldja like that?! No talking about the game, I promise!
Jim: *Stands up* OKAY, *Wipes eyes* ...Where you wanna go?
John: I was thinking New Orleans, .... Maybe Disney World? Posted Image
Jim: *lays back in bed* *Sucks thumb* *Begins to cry hysterically*
John:
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Weak, I know lol

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