The Post-Apocalypse Dump Thread
#741
Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:42 PM
God only knows what he has shoved up that fox's rear end.
#742
Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:51 PM
He made that Fox buttchug? Jk, something a lot worse.Furthermore... what is up with the black nail polish and the pink wristwatch?
God only knows what he has shoved up that fox's rear end.
Edited by Mr. Irrelevant, 02 January 2013 - 02:51 PM.
We now have one ring for each middle finger
May shame rain down upon you from the heavens for the dastardly deed that hast been done!
#743
Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:30 PM
That's a fox, not a red panda. No rings around the tail.
Details.......
#744
Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:53 PM
That does actually sound pretty awesome, and free you say? FREE? That's a magic number!
Oh the days of youth. I've showed my children the games I had to grow up playing and their first question was, "Where's the rest of the buttons?" *smh*
Well admission isn't free ($35 day/$60 weekend), but since the game room is open 24 hours a day, it can be a pretty good deal

Thanks to Kia Kaha for the sig!
#745
Posted 02 January 2013 - 07:57 PM
Furthermore... what is up with the black nail polish and the pink wristwatch?
God only knows what he has shoved up that fox's rear end.
Disturbing yet funny jokes aside, I hope your boss didn't give you Hell for taking off work.
Jay Z will look at you like it's gravy
"The day we outlaw trouser ferrets is the day only outlaws will have trouser ferrets." Alex Palmer, cracked.comHey man, in his defense it's a serious issue. poe is a noble guardian looking out for us all.
#746
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:05 PM
He made that Fox buttchug? Jk, something a lot worse.
Quotable! If you're that poetic, you don't have to worry about the SATs!
Jay Z will look at you like it's gravy
"The day we outlaw trouser ferrets is the day only outlaws will have trouser ferrets." Alex Palmer, cracked.comHey man, in his defense it's a serious issue. poe is a noble guardian looking out for us all.
#747
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:10 PM
Hate poetry. Just hate it. But good at interpreting it! But I freakin hate itQuotable! If you're that poetic, you don't have to worry about the SATs!
We now have one ring for each middle finger
May shame rain down upon you from the heavens for the dastardly deed that hast been done!
#748
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:21 PM
Hate poetry. Just hate it. But good at interpreting it! But I freakin hate it
Not an artistically-inclined person?
Jay Z will look at you like it's gravy
"The day we outlaw trouser ferrets is the day only outlaws will have trouser ferrets." Alex Palmer, cracked.comHey man, in his defense it's a serious issue. poe is a noble guardian looking out for us all.
#749
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:25 PM
Hate poetry. Just hate it. But good at interpreting it! But I freakin hate it
i like short stories and literature in general but my god is poetry awful. hate 'tortured artist' poets. i mean, some stuff is borderline okay (Edgar Allen Poe, anyone?) but most of it is just painful.
#750
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:28 PM
i like short stories and literature in general but my god is poetry awful. hate 'tortured artist' poets. i mean, some stuff is borderline okay (Edgar Allen Poe, anyone?) but most of it is just painful.
What about lyrics?
Jay Z will look at you like it's gravy
"The day we outlaw trouser ferrets is the day only outlaws will have trouser ferrets." Alex Palmer, cracked.comHey man, in his defense it's a serious issue. poe is a noble guardian looking out for us all.
#751
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:28 PM
I admire the way authors are able to spread ideas through the text and plot.
The Raven, on 03 January 2012 - 05:24 PM said:
"You have reached your quota of negative votes for the day"
#752
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:34 PM
Jay Z will look at you like it's gravy
"The day we outlaw trouser ferrets is the day only outlaws will have trouser ferrets." Alex Palmer, cracked.comHey man, in his defense it's a serious issue. poe is a noble guardian looking out for us all.
#753
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:40 PM

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#754
Posted 02 January 2013 - 08:41 PM
Write poetry all the time. Helps me alot.
Care to share?
Jay Z will look at you like it's gravy
"The day we outlaw trouser ferrets is the day only outlaws will have trouser ferrets." Alex Palmer, cracked.comHey man, in his defense it's a serious issue. poe is a noble guardian looking out for us all.
#755
Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:08 PM
If you mean in terms of music hell no! Music is a form of artNot an artistically-inclined person?
In creative writing I have scored well.
In terms of drawing and painting... Thats another story!
We now have one ring for each middle finger
May shame rain down upon you from the heavens for the dastardly deed that hast been done!
#756
Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:23 PM
No because then other people can say they wrote it and all this stuff. Also there all dark and depressing.Care to share?

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#757
Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:29 PM
Disturbing yet funny jokes aside, I hope your
bossSUPERVISOR didn't give you Hell for taking off work.
Fixed that for you. (I... do not... have... a BOSS. OK? Anyone that thinks they are my boss needs to have seven more life-cycles and then we'll sit down and have a little chat.)
Remains to be seen, we'll find out tomorrow as I've burned up the last of my vacation (it rolls over on Jan 16th; use it or lose it).
Back to the funny jokes, I kid you not, whoever wrote the Chicken Little movie was thinking of my supervisor when they drafted this guy up:

The slicked-back hair, the double-chin, the plaid shirt with the messed up tie, always puts his wrist on his hips and carries a coffee cup in the other hand. -- TO A TEE!
I've actually got an 8 1/2" x 11" of that picture tacked up in my office; I use it as my backboard for my wastebasket.
Speaking of office -- *sniffles* -- I'm going to have to take down my Ravens 2012 schedule when I return...
#758
Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:36 PM
No because then other people can say they wrote it and all this stuff. Also there all dark and depressing.
Sorry, I meant to
Jay Z will look at you like it's gravy
"The day we outlaw trouser ferrets is the day only outlaws will have trouser ferrets." Alex Palmer, cracked.comHey man, in his defense it's a serious issue. poe is a noble guardian looking out for us all.
#759
Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:44 PM
Sorry, I meant to
but pressed the wrong button.
I like that you write brooding stuff!
There you go, I +1'd him for you.
#760
Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:44 PM

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