The Post-Apocalypse Dump Thread

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='George70' timestamp='1355937381' post='1270622']
Part of me is trepidatious, however, I have been told by my geology teacher from the local community college in Oak Ridge that there is no need to fear - he doesn't put much confidence into it.

Still, I will be watching.
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Does your geology teacher happen to be Stan Marsh?

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[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1355986331' post='1271429']
Incase something happens, I want to confess something that all of you should know. Its very important. This is not a joke.
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We're all ears. After all, that's what strangers on the Internet are for!

[codizzle]

[quote name='horus13corvineus' timestamp='1355921722' post='1270422']
less than 47 hours people

nb: wait for dizzle at 35
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Looks like I missed my 35 hour countdown...

Ill just have to push back the end of the world a few hours

[Gordo52]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1356015437' post='1271537']
We're all ears. After all, that's what strangers on the Internet are for!
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What I wanted to tell everyone, is.......

[Gordo52]

[quote name='codizzle' timestamp='1356016217' post='1271559']
Looks like I missed my 35 hour countdown...

Ill just have to push back the end of the world a few hours
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Call your alien friends to help ya

[YYZ66]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1355870704' post='1269895']
[b]Ignoring the fact that the calendar didn't account for leap years, or something like that, and actually ended months ago.[/b] But there is no way someone could think 2012 was good, it was absolutely horrible.
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Shhhhh!!! You'll ruin all the fun for the conspiracy theorists.

[YYZ66]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1355965113' post='1271126']
Rexy looks skinny--- guess its stress. We have a lot of posting to get to 100 pages lol
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I believe he had gastric bypass surgery, didn't he?

No doubt, we're only up to 4 pages, less than 24 hours to go.

[Mt. Crushmore]

Well, I can post some cat pictures to get the page count up...

[JO_75]

[quote name='Mt. Crushmore' timestamp='1356026125' post='1271762']
Well, I can post some cat pictures to get the page count up...
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lol, that would work! No, but seriously, does anyone think there will NFL in the afterlife and will the afterlife version of the NFL be different than the NFL that we all know now?

[Moderator 3]

In the afterlife NFL all QBs complete all passes but all DBs prevent all passes. Everything is possible in the afterlife NFL.

[YYZ66]

[quote name='JO_75' timestamp='1356027016' post='1271787']
lol, that would work! No, but seriously, does anyone think there will NFL in the afterlife and will the afterlife version of the NFL be different than the NFL that we all know now?
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If Goodell has nothing to do with the NFL afterlife, it will be much better than what we have now.

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='YYZ66' timestamp='1356027361' post='1271794']
If Goodell has nothing to do with the NFL afterlife, it will be much better than what we have now.
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[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]If anyone here gets to the pearly gates before Goodell, slip St. Peter a twenty to keep Roger out.[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Cosmic[/i][/font]
[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]As if Roger is getting in anyway.[/i][/font]

[Guest Mr. Nobody]

I propose that if the world won't come to an end tomorrow after all, then we should rename this thread Dump Thread v 4.0 aka Afterlife. Old v 3.0 has almost got to the magnificent 300, of Sparta but of course, and should be retired in its prime. All for say cheese, all against have a beer.

[Purple Nurple]

Can I say cheese and still have a beer?

[Guest Mr. Nobody]

of course you can, the afterlife is a very fair place where people live to their hearts content

[JO_75]

The afterlife is going to be an interesting place... just hope they have NFL and Wi-Fi. Can you imagine this Board in the after life?

[Mt. Crushmore]

[quote name='JO_75' timestamp='1356039759' post='1272051']
The afterlife is going to be an interesting place... just hope they have NFL and Wi-Fi. Can you imagine this Board in the after life?
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Hopefully there will be less idiots.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='JO_75' timestamp='1356027016' post='1271787']
lol, that would work! No, but seriously, does anyone think there will NFL in the afterlife and will the afterlife version of the NFL be different than the NFL that we all know now?
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Hopefully, there would no injuries in such an afterlife. It could be like Valhalla.

[Moderator 2]

We could put all QBs in Manning Mode and eat and drink whatever you want whenever you want and still look like a swim suit model

[Corvus]

Hmm, well at least I get one last new episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia tonight before everything ends, haha

[gabefergy]

[quote name='Corvus' timestamp='1356046616' post='1272155']
Hmm, well at least I get one last new episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia tonight before everything ends, haha
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How about last week's episode? "It was alright. It wasn't great." LOLOLOL

[display name]

[quote name='CosmicRedPanda' timestamp='1355874979' post='1270001']
[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Huge snow system getting ready to smash into the Midwest on Thursday-Friday.. which means it should be hitting Maryland about game time, unless it dissipates.

~ Cosmic[/i][/font][i] [/i]
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Snow game! Yahoo!

[Mt. Crushmore]

Even the Mayan's don't believe the world will end!

[color="#66b5d2"]http://news.yahoo.com/mexicos-ethnic-maya-unmoved-2012-armageddon-hysteria-132840695.html[/color]

[Corvus]

[quote name='gabefergy' timestamp='1356047609' post='1272172']


How about last week's episode? "It was alright. It wasn't great." LOLOLOL
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Hahaha, I liked it pretty good, not my favorite of the season. What I love about this show they always seem to find new subject material and settings. We'd seen the nice restaurant in several other episodes, but not as anything more than one scene, I think this season has overall been pretty good. My favorites from this season would have to be the self-deprecation of the show itself in "The Gang Recycles Their Trash" and the Halloween craziness of "The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre." Far and away my favorite show since I first saw the episodes "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person" and "Hundred Dollar Baby" one night.

[SecretAgentMan]

All I can say is this. I call Kate Upton in the afterlife!

[JO_75]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1356049682' post='1272196']
All I can say is this. I call Kate Upton in the afterlife!
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You know something funny, there was a time where Mark Sanchez was linked to have been dating Kate Upton, obviously we know that her type is someone who is a wannabe quarterback. So if you are a bad QB, you'll have a shot!

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='JO_75' timestamp='1356050798' post='1272199']
You know something funny, there was a time where Mark Sanchez was linked to have been dating Kate Upton, obviously we know that her type is someone who is a wannabe quarterback. So if you are a bad QB, you'll have a shot!
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I play third string left bench!

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='display name' timestamp='1356047740' post='1272175']
Snow game! Yahoo!
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[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]After nearly eight-hours of rain (off and on) it has finally started snowing. So, heads up East Coast -- if you start getting rained on, won't be long and the snow will be right behind it. [/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Cosmic[/i][/font]

[JO_75]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1356050942' post='1272202']
I play third string left bench!
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Your In!

Tim Tebow has to be sitting at home thinking, "If Rex wouldn't have took all my Tebow Magic way, I could have prevented all of this from happening!"

So can we blame Rex and essentially John Elway for the world ending since Tebow was supposed to do that but now he can't since Rex took all his magic away?

[JO_75]

[quote name='CosmicRedPanda' timestamp='1356052780' post='1272234']
[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]After nearly eight-hours of rain (off and on) it has finally started snowing. So, heads up East Coast -- if you start getting rained on, won't be long and the snow will be right behind it. [/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Cosmic[/i][/font]
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It's raining now in my part of NC. I told my friend, this is it. The rain is just the beginning. 6:11a.m will be here faster than we think!