If posters got contracts on this forum...

[Gordo52]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1351132728' post='1203107']
Better start eating!!!!
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Done. Now what? DUI, roadrage, or stomping someone on here?

[codizzle]

[quote name='T3hRaven' timestamp='1351138843' post='1203145']


How about with a five year deal worth $14.7 million dollars including a $3 million signing bonus?

[img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2niqzw9.jpg[/img]
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All kinds of win up in here

[T3hRaven]

[quote name='codizzle' timestamp='1351143788' post='1203157']
All kinds of win up in here
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I have to admit, I'm pretty proud of that one. It did take me a second to figure out the best way to explain it for those who didn't get it, but then it hit me: who better than Madden to break something down.

[Militant X 1]

$30 million guaranteed and $10 million in incentives for establishing the "smh" revolution up in here.

[IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/MilitantX1/smh.gif[/IMG]

~Mili

[flynismo]

I can instigate like nobody's biznaz.

[i]Cue Ray Liotta voice[/i]...

"Your website is boring? <expletive> you, pay me!"
"Your threads are fading into obscurity? <expletive> you, pay me!"
"Your post still makes no sense? <expletive> you, pay me!"

[FerrariFan87]

We're running up close to the Cap, so these deals need to come down quite a bit before meaningful negotiations will be able to take place.

[Militant X 1]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' timestamp='1351168577' post='1203205']
We're running up close to the Cap, so these deals need to come down quite a bit before meaningful negotiations will be able to take place.
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as far as Mili's contract goes.....*in Deion Sanders voice*...."Pay Da Man!" LOL!

~Mili

[1/28/01]

This is stupid and I hate it!! Screw football and this forum!!!!

[PuRock]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1351187814' post='1203426']
This is stupid and I hate it!! Screw football and this forum!!!!
[/quote]

You should make a thread stating your goodbye like so many others have done. Only to come back once in awhile to post.

[1/28/01]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1351188149' post='1203435']


You should make a thread stating your goodbye like so many others have done. Only to come back once in awhile to post.
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I AM DONE! I am so done! Good riddance to this place.

See you guys next week

[Moderator 2]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1351188245' post='1203438']


I AM DONE! I am so done! Good riddance to this place.

See you guys next week
[/quote]oh no please don't do it lol

[TreTheRaven]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1351187814' post='1203426']
This is stupid and I hate it!! Screw football and this forum!!!!
[/quote]

Are you insinuating that you'd like to be traded? I am sure we could work something out with the front office to another forum. Perhaps Pittsburgh?

[Gordo52]

[quote name='TreTheRaven' timestamp='1351191469' post='1203488']
Are you insinuating that you'd like to be traded? I am sure we could work something out with the front office to another forum. Perhaps Pittsburgh?
[/quote]I rather him be cut than some stupid Steelers fan coming here.

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1351189862' post='1203469']
oh no please don't do it lol
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Dont Do what? Leave or come back?

[Guest Mr. Nobody]

lol guys you do have some free time on your hands

[display name]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' timestamp='1351168577' post='1203205']
We're running up close to the Cap, so these deals need to come down quite a bit before meaningful negotiations will be able to take place.
[/quote]
I did my share, $4 mil with all my great predictions.

[GrimCoconut]

I don't care about the money. How many football caps you offering me?

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='GrimCoconut' timestamp='1351534820' post='1205574']
I don't care about the money. How many football caps you offering me?
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How about jerseys?

[George70]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1351118892' post='1202964']
I am the Eric DeCosta of this message board.

That is all.
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I have to agree with you, Franchise - you have become legend here, at least in my eyes.

[George70]

I would only ask for yearly contracts for lower amounts, because I don't want this to be strictly about the money.

In addition, I have no warning points - according to those in charge here.

I suppose I am somewhat of a throwback to a long-ago time.

[MsMarvel73]

I would negotiate for a multi-year deal at vets minimum, a tour of all the facilities, autographs and photographs with the guys, and an old-school Lenny Moore Colts jersey.

[Malkavian Raven]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]I'll take minimum for whatever would be the posting equivalent for drinking Gatorade on the sideline all season, but doing just enough in the off-season, training camp and preseason to remain on the 53-man roster.[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]

[SecretAgentMan]

I demand that you elect me president, and give me a 16 trillion dollar contract. JK

I'd probably be worth nothing, as I am not even old enough to have a job yet.... But when I'm 18....
I expect Larry Fitzgerald Money

[SecretAgentMan]

How much money would you all give me if I was a "punch Big Ben in the face" specialist?

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1352694136' post='1216471']
How much money would you all give me if I was a "punch Big Ben in the face" specialist?
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[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]I MIGHT clap for you... MIGHT.[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]
[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Nah, I would clap![/i][/font]

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='Malkavian Raven' timestamp='1352694703' post='1216479']


[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]I MIGHT clap for you... MIGHT.[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]
[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Nah, I would clap![/i][/font]
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Now, what bout punching Marshall???? I need money to buy a Gibson les Paul. Still 300 to short.

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='Mr. Irrelevant' timestamp='1352694843' post='1216481']
Now, what bout punching Marshall???? I need money to buy a Gibson les Paul. Still 300 to short.
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[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Hm... I'd give you a quarter for every time you did. So, hit Marshall in the face 1200 times, and while you're doing that I'll scribe your check out for you.[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='Malkavian Raven' timestamp='1352695077' post='1216487']


[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Hm... I'd give you a quarter for every time you did. So, hit Marshall in the face 1200 times, and while you're doing that I'll scribe your check out for you.[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]
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Got it. Now who else do I beat lol? My list so far is
Ben
Marshall
And I'm considering
Steve Perry (I will never forgive him for leaving the band)
Axl Rose(Nuff said, you make slash leave, u lose relevancy)
Tom Brady
Matt Barkley
Mark Sanchez
Andy Dalton
Wow I just realized I could become a millionaire off of this.......

[MissK528]

You've forgotten about Bill Belichick, Skip Bayless, Matt Ryan, Justin Bieber, the entire Kardashian family...

Also, I would give you exactly 1 M&M. Per punch.

[flaccopoe]

I've been called the King of Emoticons, so naturally I deserve a king's ransom! Not to mention my contributions in the Fantasy Thread.