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TreTheRaven

If posters got contracts on this forum...

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And the moderators were the front office ...

How much would you demand and for how many years? Also why would you demand that much?

Base it on quality posts.
Quality threads started.
How many times you have been "warned".
How often you contribute to the news forum.
How often you start a good debate.

If you have any other reasons to add, please let me know.

This is just out of fun, and can understand if this thread is to be closed. Not looking to start any trash talk, or criticize how another poster posts. Just having fun like stated.
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$1 for a life contract. Because this is more pleasure than business.

But I've all ready been paid my fee and then some. I won a contest on this board before which allowed me to go see a game for free. Got to rub elbows with people like Dick Cass & John Clayton. #Priceless
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Im H8R, I already have a brand. Im mentioned in 80 percent of rap songs, I'm a piece of Americana BadAssery. 5 best posters of all-time:
H8R
H8R
H8R
H8R
and
H8R.

I spit hot fiiiya!
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[quote name='Moderator 3' timestamp='1351114252' post='1202891']
Quality posts (not quantity) and the ability to remain cool, calm, and collected.
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LoLz.
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Millions of dollars for being involved in the 43 vs 34 defense thread with Rastaman in 2010. Easily in the top 5 worst threads all time on this board.
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I need to compute some advanced statistics first. I don't know what my Value Over Replacement Poster is.
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Does this mean the posters will make more money than the moderators?
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[quote name='Moderator 6' timestamp='1351119050' post='1202968']
Does this mean the posters will make more money than the moderators?
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Yes.

haha jk.
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[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1351118892' post='1202964']
I am the Eric DeCosta of this message board.

That is all.
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Bald and a weird accent ? : / : P
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[quote name='Moderator 6' timestamp='1351119050' post='1202968']
Does this mean the posters will make more money than the moderators?
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Don't they already?
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[quote name='Moderator 3' timestamp='1351114252' post='1202891']
Quality posts (not quantity) and the ability to remain cool, calm, and collected.
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lol there goes my paycheck lol
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Because I bring the funnys, and nobody else does

[img]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/maasx003/Vikings/images/drevil.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='Bltravens' timestamp='1351116237' post='1202932']
Millions of dollars for being involved in the 43 vs 34 defense thread with Rastaman in 2010. Easily in the top 5 worst threads all time on this board.
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You have my vote for the board's 'defensive consultant'. Don't know what that's paying.
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I'm always trying to find poilte and creative ways to tell people why they are wrong, harder than it sounds.
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[quote name='H8R' timestamp='1351120673' post='1202981']
Bald and a weird accent ? : / : P
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Yes to bald, no to the accent.

Except when I have my Bane mask on. Then, yes.
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I'd take free merchandise (all the free merchandise I want), full access to the weight room, and a little bitty bit of money for as long as they wanna give it to me. I kinda feel like starting a huge inside joke (it's been warm, basic white ankle socks for me for the past week or so) and having what is probably the cutest avatar on here is worth some free shirts and signs and accessories and whatnot.

Oh, and I heard that M&T Bank Stadium has boardwalk fries, so I'd want those for free once a week too, even in the off-season. I got them in high school at lunch in Montgomery County and haven't had them for YEARS... I miss them... I need my Maryland back...
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$4 mil for calling for the releases of David Reed, Sergio Kindle, and Fox while getting bashed, plus predicting Cary Williams struggles while defending Flacco from haters and creating laughs in Off-Topic.
Plus for my 500 posts in the Justin Tucker petition/episode.
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[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1351123462' post='1202999']
You have my vote for the board's 'defensive consultant'. Don't know what that's paying.
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Haha thanks Pu, that's payment enough.
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[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1351118120' post='1202954']
I dont know where to start....
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It's OK, pirate, we'll give you a Chris Johnson deal. You earned it. ;)
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Plus I broke the news to you guys that Ray Rice signed and Ed Reed is injured (again). Just saying.

http://boards.baltimoreravens.com/topic/49098-ed-reed-injured-also/#entry1193787

http://boards.baltimoreravens.com/topic/47463-official-ravens-sign-rb-ray-rice/#entry1098879
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I will punish you by forcing you to run laps every time last year's AFC Championship game is mentioned.
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[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1351124909' post='1203014']
Albert Haynesworth type of deal. ;)
[/quote]Better start eating!!!!
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On top of my 100 million dollar contract.

- My personal locker room needs to have 20 bottles of chilled Cristal, two dozen white roses, faux leather seats, two dehumidifiers, 20 international phone lines and a pair of diamond-encrusted headphones.

- A full police escort for my private bus. No red lights for me.

- I need cameras to record every time I step off the bus, slowly panning up from my $6000 italian gators as 20 white kittens and 100 doves are released.

- Every time I make my short walk towards an arena with my 40 strong entourage I want a live band playing James Browns "Living in America" and a giant U.S flag in the background with sparklers and dancing girls.
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[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1351118120' post='1202954']
I dont know where to start....
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How about with a five year deal worth $14.7 million dollars including a $3 million signing bonus?

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