Dream Job w/ The Ravens

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='MissK528' timestamp='1345423016' post='1124087']
Sorry boys, the only pictures I have of me in purple are just plain inappropriate for this forum. One day I'll find a Ravens shirt in stores that doesn't have sleeves that come to my elbows... le sigh. Where are all the girly shirts?!

(For posting pictures from a private source I'd have to upload them to photobucket or a similar site, right? LOLCats I can do so far.)
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My PM box has no shame.

[1/28/01]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1345423191' post='1124093']


My PM box has no shame.
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Wow, Nurps going at it. Thread shutty down soon

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1345423859' post='1124110']
Wow, Nurps going at it. Thread shutty down soon
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[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]Who would've thought a simple question could lead to a forum version of "Matchmaker".[/font][/i]

[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]~ Malkavian Raven[/font][/i]
[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]Nurp's PM box isn't the only thing that has no shame...[/font][/i]

[Purple Nurple]

Ok fine. Back on subject. I'd be an old timey scoreboard operator, beer tester, or the guy who pushes the button that sets off the fireworks.

[codizzle]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1345423191' post='1124093']


My PM box has no shame.
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Now it does

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='codizzle' timestamp='1345424228' post='1124123']

Now it does
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I hate you, lol.

[MissK528]

OH OH OH I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!!

I also wanna work with the marketing department or whoever it is that comes up with merchandise ideas because I have oodles and oodles of ideas for cool stuff. First of all, Ravens shoelaces. I have purple and black Chucks and they need Ravens laces. Truth. I would also appreciate a Roflsberger (yes, that is what I call him, because his face makes me roll on the floor laughing) kitty plush with all the catnip in the head so that when the cat gets all nipped up, kitty tries to rip off his head. I imagine this will create licensing and likeness issues and whatnot, but a girl can dream... now if only I could sew...

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='MissK528' timestamp='1345424766' post='1124130']
OH OH OH I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!!

I also wanna work with the marketing department or whoever it is that comes up with merchandise ideas because I have oodles and oodles of ideas for cool stuff. First of all, Ravens shoelaces. I have purple and black Chucks and they need Ravens laces. Truth. I would also appreciate a Roflsberger (yes, that is what I call him, because his face makes me roll on the floor laughing) kitty plush with all the catnip in the head so that when the cat gets all nipped up, kitty tries to rip off his head. I imagine this will create licensing and likeness issues and whatnot, but a girl can dream... now if only I could sew...
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[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]I had a pair of black Chuck's as well. If you want black and purple, just buy a pair of white laces and dye one half of each lace purple and the other half black. I did it all the time when I was little. My mom hated having to buy new shoelaces for me all the time. And yes, I'm the same kid that used to draw on his shoes... and pants... and his arm...[/font][/i]

[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]And put me down for a couple of those Roflsberger catnip toys. Got anything for the dogs?[/font][/i]

[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]~ Malkavian Raven[/font][/i]
[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]Sometimes, you just don't have paper handy.[/font][/i]

[MissK528]

I was thinking the laces could have the B going down them or the birdie head logo, but I may end up dyeing white ones black. Or buying purple in lieu of real Ravens laces. Additionally, more knee socks. I like knee socks.

Dogs have leashes and collars and jerseys and stuff. You think my cat would put up with that for one second? I put a halter leash on her for two minutes so she could go out on the deck with us and she acted like she was being tortured. Took another 10 to get her to come out from under the dining room table and stay still long enough to get it off.

[1/28/01]

[quote name='MissK528' timestamp='1345426363' post='1124167']
I was thinking the laces could have the B going down them or the birdie head logo, but I may end up dyeing white ones black. Or buying purple in lieu of real Ravens laces. Additionally, more knee socks. [B]I like knee socks.[/b]

Dogs have leashes and collars and jerseys and stuff. You think my cat would put up with that for one second? I put a halter leash on her for two minutes so she could go out on the deck with us and she acted like she was being tortured. Took another 10 to get her to come out from under the dining room table and stay still long enough to get it off.
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Okay, I need pics now as well.

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1345426580' post='1124174']

Okay, I need pics now as well.
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Hahaha. Great minds. Knee socks good.

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='MissK528' timestamp='1345426363' post='1124167']
I was thinking the laces could have the B going down them or the birdie head logo, but I may end up dyeing white ones black. Or buying purple in lieu of real Ravens laces. Additionally, more knee socks. I like knee socks.

Dogs have leashes and collars and jerseys and stuff. You think my cat would put up with that for one second? I put a halter leash on her for two minutes so she could go out on the deck with us and she acted like she was being tortured. Took another 10 to get her to come out from under the dining room table and stay still long enough to get it off.
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[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]Three of my cats won't even let you hold them. The other one only likes you if you're the one that fills up his food bowl. As for the dogs, the pug sleeps all day and the sheltie hides under the bed. I've got two guinea pigs, which I can't stand.[/font][/i]

[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]I actually had a Ravens jersey for my old dog, his name was Suggs (Lab-St. Bernard mix), and he was a big boy. I hated having to get rid of him because the landlord wouldn't allow big dogs.[/font][/i]

[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]Sounds like you got some good ideas for product lines. Keep them coming, share with the front office and see if they can't help you out.[/font][/i]

[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]~ Malkavian Raven[/font][/i]

[cursona pirate]

I have a pair of army green knee high socks. There pretty good on me.

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1345426580' post='1124174']
Okay, I need pics now as well.
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[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1345426645' post='1124176']
Hahaha. Great minds. Knee socks good.
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[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Got a thing for knee socks, do you boys?[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]
[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]And people think I'm crazy... Or at least I think they think I'm crazy.[/i][/font]

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1345426710' post='1124179']
I have a pair of army green knee high socks. There pretty good on me.
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Cheese and rice, kid. You had to go and spoil the visual that quickly?

[1/28/01]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1345426645' post='1124176']


Hahaha. Great minds. Knee socks good.
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Knee socks real good.

[display name]

Dibs on 4th string punter!

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1345426795' post='1124182']


Cheese and rice, kid. You had to go and spoil the visual that quickly?
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No it's Fresh.

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='display name' timestamp='1345427126' post='1124188']
Dibs on 4th string punter!
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No I want that!

[MissK528]

...Is there a foot fetish deal on this forum too or something? I mean, I get the chick-in-purple thing but... knee socks? Really?

[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31pzYxRy9nL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/img]

There's my knee socks. Never said you wanted to see them on me, did ya?

Related note to the pet gear - one day when I can have a hamster again, I will adopt a Roborovski hamster, which are the fastest hamsters. They will run on their wheel at top speed for HOURS. ON. END. And it will live in a purple Habitrail. And have a purple wheel. And I will name it after Ray Rice. If it's a girl, it will be Rae. Yup.

[Purple Nurple]

Seeing them worn should have been implied. I was wrong. I should be punished.

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='MissK528' timestamp='1345427387' post='1124198']
...Is there a foot fetish deal on this forum too or something? I mean, I get the chick-in-purple thing but... knee socks? Really?

There's my knee socks. Never said you wanted to see them on me, did ya?

Related note to the pet gear - one day when I can have a hamster again, I will adopt a Roborovski hamster, which are the fastest hamsters. They will run on their wheel at top speed for HOURS. ON. END. And it will live in a purple Habitrail. And have a purple wheel. And I will name it after Ray Rice. If it's a girl, it will be Rae. Yup.
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[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Very 'cat in the hat', only in Ravens style. I do have a black and purple "Cat in the Hat" hat though.[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]
[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]MissK smells new, like fabric softner dew on freshly mowed astroturf. Yummy![/i][/font]

[MissK528]

WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING?!?! I am a ridiculously huge Dr. Seuss fan (seriously, just don't ask) and this is something that is necessary in my life.

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='MissK528' timestamp='1345428130' post='1124219']
WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING?!?! I am a ridiculously huge Dr. Seuss fan (seriously, just don't ask) and this is something that is necessary in my life.
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In Whoville!

[Clutch Ravens]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1345426580' post='1124174']
Okay, I need pics now as well.
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[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1345426645' post='1124176']
Hahaha. Great minds. Knee socks good.
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Threads get real strange real quick when they involve the both of you...

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='MissK528' timestamp='1345428130' post='1124219']
WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH A THING?!?! I am a ridiculously huge Dr. Seuss fan (seriously, just don't ask) and this is something that is necessary in my life.
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[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]The Big Blue Devil store (aka Wal-Mart) around Halloween time. If I see them again, I'll let you know. If you can't find one, let me know and I'll see about getting you one. [/font][/i]

[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]~ Malkavian Raven[/font][/i]

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='Clutch Ravens' timestamp='1345428562' post='1124228']



Threads get real strange real quick when they involve the both of you...
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*tips hat

[Purple Punishment]

Running back. Backing up Rice 5 11 215lbs right now but would go up to 235. I played RB back in the day and could juke suckers out of their shoes!

[berad]

[quote name='Malkavian Raven' timestamp='1345402991' post='1123826']
[i][font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]Getting to work along side people like Kevin Byrne, Ryan Mink, Garret Downing, Sarah Ellison and that other guy. Who would you say is you favorite columnist on the site?[/font][/i]
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Byrne's columns are by far the best, Mink has been growing on me though. I appreciate what they do with the video clips as well.

[Malkavian Raven]

[quote name='berad' timestamp='1345470168' post='1124393']
Byrne's columns are by far the best, Mink has been growing on me though. I appreciate what they do with the video clips as well.
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[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]I agree with this, 100%. Byrne is by far the best columnist they have, I just wish he'd put together more articles. Then again, perhaps more articles would mean sloppier work. But Mink is starting to come out with some really great articles & I've praised him for it. I cannot wait to read more from him later this year. (I'm done schmoozing, for now.)[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Who would be the "under the radar" player you'd like to do an article on?[/i][/font]

[font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]