Animal Wars Division: Large Land Animals (Lla)

[cursona pirate]

I just switched my vote to Rhino because I thought that the Rhino can just get under theElephants soft under belly and gut it. The elephant tusks can penetrate the Rhino's strong skin! Therefore Rhino leads by 4!! Huge comeback!

[PuRock]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1335209888' post='1055087']
I just switched my vote to Rhino because I thought that the Rhino can just get under theElephants soft under belly and gut it. The elephant tusks can penetrate the Rhino's strong skin! Therefore Rhino leads by 4!! Huge comeback!
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The Rhino is like a rock. It's low to the ground and is surprisingly quick. It has a ton of strength plus if knocked down it can get up quickly.

The Rhino could use its strength and quickness to take out the back legs. Once he does this and gets the elephant down. Game over.

[cursona pirate]

You learning kids? Rhino beats Elephant.

[Purple Nurple]

Elephant is huge and powerful. It would crush rhino in the first 30 seconds of the fight. Rhino dies of internal trauma while elephant trumpets.

I've been charged by an elephant. They scare me even in the protection of a car. Rhinos don't. Think people!!!!!

[PuRock]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1335220762' post='1055261']
Elephant is huge and powerful. It would crush rhino in the first 30 seconds of the fight. Rhino dies of internal trauma while elephant trumpets.

I've been charged by an elephant. They scare me even in the protection of a car. Rhinos don't. Think people!!!!!
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If the Elephant can keep the Rhino in front of him, he could win. I actually think the smaller elephants would have a better shot because they would be quicker and could keep the rhino in front.

Elephants are scary. Haven't you ever watched 'Water for Elephants'? You'd crap yourself if you saw a rhino charging at you. It impale you with its horn and fling you 30 feet,

[Purple Nurple]

Well, I've had a full grown elephant charge our car and it was fully intense, lol. I can't imagine a rhino being worse.

I've also had a juvenile rescued rhino play chicken with our small pickup and it was actually just fun, not full on terrifying.

I'm no expert, but from my pretty close experiences, I'd choose elephant in a furious death match over rhino. Elephant would smash first and smash once. There's no fast rhino or soft underbelly once you're crippled.

[PuRock]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1335227210' post='1055366']
Well, I've had a full grown elephant charge our car and it was fully intense, lol. I can't imagine a rhino being worse.

I've also had a juvenile rescued rhino play chicken with our small pickup and it was actually just fun, not full on terrifying.

I'm no expert, but from my pretty close experiences, I'd choose elephant in a furious death match over rhino. Elephant would smash first and smash once. There's no fast rhino or soft underbelly once you're crippled.
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That's it I am breaking into the National Zoo right now to solve this quandary. Just need a flashlight, some peanuts and some skittles.

[Purple Nurple]

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That's it I am breaking into the National Zoo right now to solve this quandary. Just need a flashlight, some peanuts and some skittles.
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Please. Save us from even debating the cursed finals. Good God.

[Purple Nurple]

If you are sold on using skittles, beware the baboon.

[cursona pirate]

5 days til voting ends! The battle is almost over!!!

[ravens__]

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5 days til voting ends! The battle is almost over!!!
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Oh the excitement!

[Gordo52]

Lol, this was legit.

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1335302948' post='1055965']
Lol, this was legit.
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[Gordo52]

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[img]http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/demotivational-posters-seems-legit16.jpg[/img]
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Lmao!

[cursona pirate]

Rhino is taking the lead with 3 days left! Huge upset!

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1335220762' post='1055261']
I've been charged by an elephant. They scare me even in the protection of a car. Rhinos don't. Think people!!!!!
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Where were you, Malawi?! And how on Earth did you survive: an elephant can crush a a car like a soda can?

Note to self: make an elephant emoticon...

[flaccopoe]

The rhino gets 5 unanswered votes: clutch!! Something tells me Ecko Untd might have bought the election! I'm still betting on Dumbo, though!

[Purple Nurple]

<p>[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1335568880' post='1061328']<br />
Where were you, Malawi?!  And how on Earth did you survive: an elephant can crush a a car like a soda can?<br />
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Note to self: make an elephant emoticon...<br />
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<br />
</p>south Africa. We survived because my wife learned very quickly what the term "GUN IT!!!" means.

[ravens__]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1335587239' post='1063021']
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</p>south Africa. We survived because my wife learned very quickly what the term "GUN IT!!!" means.
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Damn, must be a long flight to South Africa..

[Purple Nurple]

<p>[quote name='ravens__' timestamp='1335590743' post='1063087']<br />
Damn, must be a long flight to South Africa..<br />
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<br />
</p>ugh. Its horrible. We spent over 30 hours getting home to FL once.

[ravens__]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1335591017' post='1063093']
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</p>ugh. Its horrible. We spent over 30 hours getting home to FL once.
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I feel ya. I have fam in Greece so I visit often but 30 hours?? I don't think I'd be able to survive that.

[Purple Nurple]

I was ready to kill. The stop in Dakar, Senegal is interesting to say the least, lol.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1335592550' post='1063113']
I was ready to kill. The stop in Dakar, Senegal is interesting to say the least, lol.
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Care to share?

[flaccopoe]

Why didn't you make the semifinal version of this thread yet, cursona? I could do it, if you're too busy engaging in piracy.

[Purple Nurple]

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Care to share?
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Well one time this 7 foot tall witch doctor type got on and all the locals started tripping out. Slapping thier foreheads with his hand. Never a dull moment in Africa.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1335829968' post='1068592']
Well one time this 7 foot tall witch doctor type got on and all the locals started tripping out. Slapping thier foreheads with his hand. Never a dull moment in Africa.
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Yes, people tend to appreciate you if they think you can heal their maladies. Where else, if anywhere, have you been in the Motherland?

[PuRock]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1335828360' post='1068562']
Why didn't you make the semifinal version of this thread yet, cursona? I could do it, if you're too busy engaging in piracy.
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It's not May 1st yet.

But I do expect it to be prompt at 12:00am tonight.