Animal Face-Offs!

[Gordo52]

Alright, so the other day my dad and I were debating about animal fights and who would win between the two we name.

Yes, we were extremely bored. lol.

So I pulled my phone out and started googling things to try and prove him wrong.

I fount that apparently a lot of people like to debate topics like this, and in some instances it gets pretty heated lol.

So to start it off, here is my question for you guys. (Happens to be the most popular one for discussion).

Who do you think would win in a fight between a Lion & a Tiger?

One on one.

I say its the Lion. Many disagree and say that the Tiger would destroy it, but when I searched videos on Lions, I was amazed with the power they have, and I'm having trouble to believe that it could lose lol.

What do you guys think?

Add your own animal matchups you would like to see! Another popular one is Grizzly bear vs Silverback Gorilla.

Also don't even say Raven vs Bengal. I think we all know what would win [img]http://content.boards.baltimoreravens.com//public/style_emoticons/default/wink.png[/img]

[cursona pirate]

Praying Mantis versus scorpion?
Peyton Manning versus Eli manning in a cage match?
Joe Flacco versus Skip from Espn in a cage fight?

I would pick Lion only if the battle took place in Africa even though there are no Tigers in Africa. Where is this battle taking place?
The Silverback Gorilla is one of the most strongest mammals on the planet. The bear could be picked up or bashed with the gorillas massive biceps. Gorillas in general can destroy crap with there arms. That's how they fight during mating season. It's harder to kill a Silverback gorilla. Gorillas also are smarter than bears. (Wikipedia ->)They are the next closest living relatives to [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human"]humans[/url] after the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo"]bonobo[/url] and [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee"]chimpanzee[/url].
Gorilla will win easily.

[Gordo52]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1332623056' post='1033427']
Where is this battle taking place?
The Silverback Gorilla is one of the most strongest mammals on the planet. The bear could be picked up or bashed with the gorillas massive biceps. Gorillas in general can destroy crap with there arms. That's how they fight during mating season. It's harder to kill a Silverback gorilla. Gorillas also are smarter than bears. (Wikipedia ->)They are the next closest living relatives to [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human"]humans[/url] after the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo"]bonobo[/url] and [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee"]chimpanzee[/url].
Gorilla will win easily.
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It really dont matter where it takes place. And I dont know about that. I think if a Grizzly just rushed the gorrilla then there would be nothing it could do. This is really the only one I'm 50/50 on. It would be epic to watch though lol.

[Gordo52]

Komoto dragon vs Tiger?

Rhino vs Hippo?

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1332624687' post='1033451']
It really dont matter where it takes place. And I dont know about that. I think if a Grizzly just rushed the gorrilla then there would be nothing it could do. This is really the only one I'm 50/50 on. It would be epic to watch though lol.
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I know there used to be a show like this on Animal Planet or Discovery where they would study everything on each character than at the end of the show they have a digitalized battle between the animals. They might be on youtube, all the fight scences.

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1332624751' post='1033453']
Komoto dragon vs Tiger?

Rhino vs Hippo?
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Tiger is bigger and can just punch on the lizard.
I would pick the Hippo for the upset because it could maybe drag it under water or something.

Ostrich versus Emu?
Mastodon versus T - Rex??

[Gordo52]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1332625684' post='1033459']
Tiger is bigger and can just punch on the lizard.
I would pick the Hippo for the upset because it could maybe drag it under water or something.

Ostrich versus Emu?
Mastodon versus T - Rex??
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Rhino vs a Hippo. *Battle of the heavyweights* lol
I see a Rhino winning because of its horn. Even though Hippos have the strongest jaws of any animal I believe.

I think the Ostrich would win....Emus are sissys hahaha.

And I dont know what a Mastodon is, but my money would be on the T-rex. T-rex is probably over everything. (except that one dinosour that killed it in Jurassic park)...(He got lucky though). lmao

[Gordo52]

Kangaroo vs Wallaroo.
I say Kangaroo all day!

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1332639829' post='1033590']
Rhino vs a Hippo. *Battle of the heavyweights* lol
I see a Rhino winning because of its horn. Even though Hippos have the strongest jaws of any animal I believe.

I think the Ostrich would win....Emus are sissys hahaha.

And I dont know what a Mastodon is, but my money would be on the T-rex. T-rex is probably over everything. (except that one dinosour that killed it in Jurassic park)...(He got lucky though). lmao
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A Mastodon is a Mammoth but bigger. They are cool.
It was a Spinosaurus in Jurassic park. Reality is that the Spinosaurus wouldent attack a T-Rex but whatever.

[BloodRaven]

[img]http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/manbearpig.jpg[/img]

Manbearpig, the single greatest threat to our planet.

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1332646582' post='1033685']
[img]http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/manbearpig.jpg[/img]

Manbearpig, the single greatest threat to our planet.
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No Human Centiped! I would post a picture but you know why..

[Moderator 2]

My sons rabbit vs any dog or cat. She owns my dog lol

[Gordo52]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1332646582' post='1033685']
[img]http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/manbearpig.jpg[/img]

Manbearpig, the single greatest threat to our planet.
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Lmao. I'm super cereal!!!

[Purple Nurple]

Narwhal vs Ninja

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1332684872' post='1033760']
Narwhal vs Ninja
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Well Narwhal's are the unicorn's of the sea.... Ninja's can't swim and do karate at the same time...
Also the Narwal could sneak up on the ninja from underwater.

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1332687062' post='1033805']
Well Narwhal's are the unicorn's of the sea.... Ninja's can't swim and do karate at the same time...
Also the Narwal could sneak up on the ninja from underwater.
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ok. Ninjas practice ninjitsu, not karate. Also, no one sneaked up on a ninja worth his salt. Ill still give the edge to narwhal for sheer wth-ness.

[cursona pirate]

Medusa versus Dragon?

Cam Cameron versus The Flock?

[BmoreRav]

A German Shepherd versus a Donkey!

[Gordo52]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1332687417' post='1033813']
Medusa versus Dragon?

Cam Cameron versus The Flock?
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Dragon would pwn her lol.

The Flock would tear the Cameron up! *(british scientist voice)* For it's only natural instincts for the Flock to attack. Although the Cameron is in hibernation mode right now, and wont wake up until late august. (He fully awakes around late february, when he goes out and trys to gather as much food as possible for the duration).The sound of flocks will scare him though, so if you ever try to find the wild Cameron, you must use a special flute which is located in southern Asia. You must speak Karachi to the dragon who is guarding the flute, right after going through difficult tasks which includes fighting ninjas, and dodging random huge rocks that will fall and roll towards you out of nowhere. Once you obtain the flute head back to Baltimore, stand on top of M&T stadium, and play the tune of "Napoleons March". Then the wild Cameron will awake where you must catch him with a magical flask obtained in southern India. Be careful though, he will try charging you from up from the middle and attack you, for that is the only move it knows. You could also try and throw iHop pancakes at him to try and lure him, but chances are he'll play it conservative wand wait for you to leave to eat it.

....Yea I'm super bored and I thought it was funny lmao

[Gordo52]

[quote name='BmoreRav' timestamp='1332695132' post='1033965']
A German Shepherd versus a Donkey!
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I think German Shepherd because it would be to quick and could bite. If the Donkey catches him with a kick though, its all over. lol

[Alexir]

My friends and I have been debating over the last 5 years the old "Silverback versus Grizzly". I hope one of us wins the loterry so we can make this fight happen....lol

[Gordo52]

[quote name='Alexir' timestamp='1332696092' post='1033981']
My friends and I have been debating over the last 5 years the old "Silverback versus Grizzly". I hope one of us wins the loterry so we can make this fight happen....lol
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Lol who you got winning?

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='BmoreRav' timestamp='1332695132' post='1033965']
A German Shepherd versus a Donkey!
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Shrek Donkey would own Shepard.

[Alexir]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1332696188' post='1033985']
Lol who you got winning?
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Silverback. Grizzly outweighs but I am putting a lot of money on the pose-able thumbs and strength of the Gorilla.

[1/28/01]

Dachshund or Chiwawa?

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1332698526' post='1034017']
Dachshund or Chiwawa?
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Well since Dachshunds are a bit bigger and actually know how to hunt i will go Dachshund.

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[Maryland1]

Tom or Jerry (cat vs mouse)?

[cursona pirate]

Elephant versus Rhino?

HEY we should make a tournament tree for all these animals and see who would be the top animal. Humans excluded. To be fair we have diffrent divisons like underwater creatures. Underwater creatures can't fight land animals it's unfair.

We could have each animal fight every one at least once then have a playoffs or something? I know this sounds goofy but it might be fun.

[Gordo52]

[quote name='Alexir' timestamp='1332698410' post='1034015']
Silverback. Grizzly outweighs but I am putting a lot of money on the pose-able thumbs and strength of the Gorilla.
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I would say Grizzly. It's bigger and has long slashing claws. It might even be quicker. It would be awesome to see though.
[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1332698526' post='1034017']
Dachshund or Chiwawa?
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Lol, battle of the featherweights! I would say Dachshund just because they look meaner then a chiwawa. And I really just cant see a Chiwawa beating anything lol

[Gordo52]

[quote name='Moderator 5' timestamp='1332699393' post='1034029']
Tom or Jerry (cat vs mouse)?
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Jerry without a doubt lol