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The Onion: Pathetic Harbaugh Family Unable To Get Even One Son To Coach In Super Bowl

Started by IMissMattStover, Feb 02 2012 05:04 PM

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#1 IMissMattStover

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 05:04 PM

http://www.theonion....n-one-so,27188/

Check this link out. Its pretty funny.

http://www.theonion....owl-xlvi,27187/
This one is even better. Its a SB preview.

http://www.theonion....-manning,27109/
One more. Its a little review of Eli that is pretty good.

Edited by IMissMattStover, 02 February 2012 - 05:09 PM.

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on Earth, with a top speed of 120 feet-per-second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 05:14 PM

Ya know I was about to get really pissed until I saw

The Onion.

Even they aren't saying anything nice about us now. Boo hoo :)

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 05:15 PM

I know. I figured that the title would piss people off. But if you actually read the articles on brady and eli, they are pretty good. Eli is cited as "definitely a top-three manning"
He who laughs when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on Earth, with a top speed of 120 feet-per-second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
Never, under any circumstances, take sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 05:17 PM

I'm still lol'ing. Gotta love The Onion.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 05:20 PM

Yeah. I was just wandering through the sports section and saw the Harbs caption. It made me laugh despite myself so i looked at the upcoming SB stuff and found the other two pages.
He who laughs when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on Earth, with a top speed of 120 feet-per-second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
Never, under any circumstances, take sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 06:48 PM

Lol I liked the Eli one.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 06:50 PM

View PostRavens<3, on 02 February 2012 - 06:48 PM, said:

Lol I liked the Eli one.

I found another good one about the Harbs, this time complimentary. http://www.theonion....arbaughs,26626/
He who laughs when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on Earth, with a top speed of 120 feet-per-second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
Never, under any circumstances, take sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night.

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:35 PM

"Brady finds way to spell Elite without Eli"
"Tyree required by New York State law to wear helmet at all times"
"Eli in Super Bowl, Peyton still champ of Oreo dunking"

Typical Onion. It's the same thing every time.
..Pollard...Reed..........
Williams...............Webb
.......................Smith...............Where do you throw?
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