New Job Possibilities For Cam Cameron

[Scratch]

[left]I can see that no matter how loudly we, the fans, scream “FIRE CAM!!!” it will not happen. The main reason that this will not happen is because I so desperately want Cam fired. My frustrations are no different than the rest of the fan base but I think we need to find Cam another career so that he can leave the offensive coordinator duties to someone a bit more qualified like that octopus that predicted the winners in the world cup, yeah the octopus would be a much better fit. With 8 tentacles he could probably grasp the complexity of an NFL Offense better than Cam. Anyway, I digress… The idea of this post is to find a career for Cam so he LEAVES! Feel free to add more career ideas, the more the better.[/left][left][b]Job Idea #1: Air Traffic Controller[/b][/left][left]Problem: Not wanting to be predictable, Cam will send planes into bad weather instead of around it. The planes will burn unnecessary fuel to make it through the bad weather and have to emergency land short of their intended destination.[/left][left]Result: Upset passengers and upset family members waiting for a plane to show up.[/left][left][b]Job Idea #2: Open Heart Surgeon[/b][/left][left]Problem: Cam’s inability to see when something is not working (i.e: running into Wilfork) will cause him to begin CPR when the patient is rolled (unconscious) into the operating room. It will take Cam approximately 45 to 50 minutes of surgery time or game time to realize that the patient actually needs a coronary bypass.[/left][left]Result: Near death experiences, law suits, and upset family members[/left][left][b]Job Idea #3: Head Coach and an NFL Team[/b][/left][left]Problem: Remember Miami (1 – 15) so does everyone else (except for the Ravens organization)[/left][left]Result: Upset players, fans, and everyone else[/left][left][b]Job Idea #4: Head of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS)[/b][/left][left]Problem: Cam would take the reins of the IRS and about half way through the Fiscal Year he would decide that the IRS had collected enough money and not desire to take one more cent so he doesn’t seem greedy. I don’t necessarily see this one as a bad idea. It would definitely cut government spending but numerous social programs would fail. Close to the end of the Fiscal Year, Cam would realize that he didn’t take in enough money and the IRS would fall short of their income tax goal.[/left][left]Result: Most Americans would be happy with more money in their pocket and Baltimore would have an Octopus as an Offensive Coordinator. I bet the Octopus would let us have a QB coach! A fan can dream![/left][left][url="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/24/world-cup-octopus-pauls-p_n_624597.html"]http://www.huffingto...p_n_624597.html[/url][/left]

[Purple Punishment]

I wish I could +1000000000000000 this lol

[ravensdfan]

[b]Job Idea #5: OC/QB coach for the Colts.[/b]

Hey this one could work. Cam's style works for young QBs and everything points to Indy dropping Peyton for a newer, flashier, younger model. Much like a man going through a mid-life crisis is apt to do to his long time wife lol It would also be about 3 years before his control freak ways and stale offense become an issue.

Problem: I think Chuck's already on to Cam. We can dream though!

Oh but wait!

[b]Job Idea #6: OC/QB coach for the 49ers[/b]

Now I know Alex Smith isn't exactly a young QB but he hasn't been a starter. Harbs could so sell little bro on Cam. Tell him it's all Alex Smith needs to "take that next step" and all that jazz. That he'd LOVE to keep Cam here but , you know how GM's are, have their own ideas.

Problem: For some odd reason, Harbs seems to want to keep Cam around. I just can't figure it. I guess I would be remiss if I didn't mention that it could fracture the Harbaugh family somewhere down the line as well lol. Oh well, c'mon John, take one for the team!

[JO_75]

[b]Job Idea # 7: Baker[/b]

Problem: If he tries to make something, and it doesn't turn out right the first time, he'll just think it's right and continue making cakes and other food the same way due to his stubbornness to refuse to go away from what's not working. Result: Angry customers and he would probably lose this job.

[b]Job Idea # 8: OC for the Pittsburgh Steelers[/b]

Problem: Steelers know how predictable his offense is and so they will not hire him for that reason. Though I can dream!

[RisingandConquering]

[quote name='JO_75' timestamp='1327643335' post='975445']
[b]Job Idea # 7: Baker[/b]

Problem: If he tries to make something, and it doesn't turn out right the first time, he'll just think it's right and continue making cakes and other food the same way due to his stubbornness to refuse to go away from what's not working. Result: Angry customers and he would probably lose this job.
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If something doesn't turn out right it will obviously be because the ingredients did not execute, not because of the baker.

[Tatelli]

[quote name='RisingandConquering' timestamp='1327662184' post='975497']

If something doesn't turn out right it will obviously be because the ingredients did not execute, not because of the baker.
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WOW.....Now this is spot on!!!!

Along with Harbs at times.

[lightenup]

[quote name='Scratch' timestamp='1327641176' post='975431']
[left]I can see that no matter how loudly we, the fans, scream “FIRE CAM!!!” it will not happen. The main reason that this will not happen is because I so desperately want Cam fired. My frustrations are no different than the rest of the fan base but I think we need to find Cam another career so that he can leave the offensive coordinator duties to someone a bit more qualified like that octopus that predicted the winners in the world cup, yeah the octopus would be a much better fit. With 8 tentacles he could probably grasp the complexity of an NFL Offense better than Cam. Anyway, I digress… The idea of this post is to find a career for Cam so he LEAVES! Feel free to add more career ideas, the more the better.[/left][left][b]Job Idea #1: Air Traffic Controller[/b][/left][left]Problem: Not wanting to be predictable, Cam will send planes into bad weather instead of around it. The planes will burn unnecessary fuel to make it through the bad weather and have to emergency land short of their intended destination.[/left][left]Result: Upset passengers and upset family members waiting for a plane to show up.[/left][left][b]Job Idea #2: Open Heart Surgeon[/b][/left][left]Problem: Cam’s inability to see when something is not working (i.e: running into Wilfork) will cause him to begin CPR when the patient is rolled (unconscious) into the operating room. It will take Cam approximately 45 to 50 minutes of surgery time or game time to realize that the patient actually needs a coronary bypass.[/left][left]Result: Near death experiences, law suits, and upset family members[/left][left][b]Job Idea #3: Head Coach and an NFL Team[/b][/left][left]Problem: Remember Miami (1 – 15) so does everyone else (except for the Ravens organization)[/left][left]Result: Upset players, fans, and everyone else[/left][left][b]Job Idea #4: Head of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS)[/b][/left][left]Problem: Cam would take the reins of the IRS and about half way through the Fiscal Year he would decide that the IRS had collected enough money and not desire to take one more cent so he doesn’t seem greedy. I don’t necessarily see this one as a bad idea. It would definitely cut government spending but numerous social programs would fail. Close to the end of the Fiscal Year, Cam would realize that he didn’t take in enough money and the IRS would fall short of their income tax goal.[/left][left]Result: Most Americans would be happy with more money in their pocket and Baltimore would have an Octopus as an Offensive Coordinator. I bet the Octopus would let us have a QB coach! A fan can dream![/left][left][url="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/24/world-cup-octopus-pauls-p_n_624597.html"]http://www.huffingto...p_n_624597.html[/url][/left]

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Anyone who can write a comment this lenthy needs a new job!

[bdravens]

[quote name='Scratch' timestamp='1327641176' post='975431']
[left]I can see that no matter how loudly we, the fans, scream “FIRE CAM!!!” it will not happen. The main reason that this will not happen is because I so desperately want Cam fired. My frustrations are no different than the rest of the fan base but I think we need to find Cam another career so that he can leave the offensive coordinator duties to someone a bit more qualified like that octopus that predicted the winners in the world cup, yeah the octopus would be a much better fit. With 8 tentacles he could probably grasp the complexity of an NFL Offense better than Cam. Anyway, I digress… The idea of this post is to find a career for Cam so he LEAVES! Feel free to add more career ideas, the more the better.[/left][left][b]Job Idea #1: Air Traffic Controller[/b][/left][left]Problem: Not wanting to be predictable, Cam will send planes into bad weather instead of around it. The planes will burn unnecessary fuel to make it through the bad weather and have to emergency land short of their intended destination.[/left][left]Result: Upset passengers and upset family members waiting for a plane to show up.[/left][left][b]Job Idea #2: Open Heart Surgeon[/b][/left][left]Problem: Cam’s inability to see when something is not working (i.e: running into Wilfork) will cause him to begin CPR when the patient is rolled (unconscious) into the operating room. It will take Cam approximately 45 to 50 minutes of surgery time or game time to realize that the patient actually needs a coronary bypass.[/left][left]Result: Near death experiences, law suits, and upset family members[/left][left][b]Job Idea #3: Head Coach and an NFL Team[/b][/left][left]Problem: Remember Miami (1 – 15) so does everyone else (except for the Ravens organization)[/left][left]Result: Upset players, fans, and everyone else[/left][left][b]Job Idea #4: Head of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS)[/b][/left][left]Problem: Cam would take the reins of the IRS and about half way through the Fiscal Year he would decide that the IRS had collected enough money and not desire to take one more cent so he doesn’t seem greedy. I don’t necessarily see this one as a bad idea. It would definitely cut government spending but numerous social programs would fail. Close to the end of the Fiscal Year, Cam would realize that he didn’t take in enough money and the IRS would fall short of their income tax goal.[/left][left]Result: Most Americans would be happy with more money in their pocket and Baltimore would have an Octopus as an Offensive Coordinator. I bet the Octopus would let us have a QB coach! A fan can dream![/left][left][url="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/24/world-cup-octopus-pauls-p_n_624597.html"]http://www.huffingto...p_n_624597.html[/url][/left]
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Unfortunately, Paul the Octopus died. So much for that...

[Gordo52]

This post was genious lol.
Cam should be an assistant special teams coach for my high school lmao

[JO_75]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1327792809' post='978146']
This post was genious lol.
Cam should be an assistant special teams coach for my high school lmao
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This was actually a good thread until Cam was re-signed.