Bengals Trash-Talk

[a20havoc]

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Twas the night before the playoffs
And the parties in Baltimore were
In full gear.
There was laughter and glee as
The fans shouted with cheer. We are
Going to the Super Bowl fhis year.
But there sat in the corner a fan in despair
Who was asked what was the mattter
We are going to the super bowl this year.
The man in despair looked up and stated
You all forget Flacco is still our quarterback
This year.
The laughter and glee was suddenly gone
And and all the beer was filled with tears as
The fans were reminded Flacco would not win
A play off game in his career.

Author: Lame Duck
Courtesy of Steeler Nation and Bengal fans everywhere.

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Found [url="http://boards.bengals.com/showthread.php?t=92263"]here[/url]

Hardy har har.

[1/28/01]

[quote]And and all the beer was filled with tears as
The fans were reminded Flacco would not win
A play off game in his career.[/quote]Are they completely clueless????

[ravens__]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1324781117' post='921937']
Are they completely clueless????
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Well, duh...

Opening this thread I expected something more than just a kids' song.. Come on now.. My nephew can do better than this

[a20havoc]

[quote name='ravens__' timestamp='1324781616' post='921956']
Well, duh...

Opening this thread I expected something more than just a kids' song.. Come on now.. My nephew can do better than this [img]http://content.boards.baltimoreravens.com//public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png[/img]
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Edited to add: I know. After I posted it I realized it was pretty weak. I should have called it, "Bengals Trash-Talk, Kind of". [img]http://content.boards.baltimoreravens.com//public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.png[/img]
I went back to find something more, but there's not much red meat. Surprising considering their mascot.

[K-Dog]

Its better than the one Suggs wrote.

[JohnJohnson]

Perhaps they were referring to Carson Palmer who has never won a playoff game.

[ravensdfan]

As trash talk it's pretty weak.

As poetry it downright is...well....really bad lol

At least the one Suggs wrote had some meter to it.

If you look at it though, it was written by a Steeler fan and posted for the Bengals' fans. At least that's how it reads to me.

I could probably come up with something in response...if I was in a better frame of mind this evening. Just found out I'm on call tomorrow and I'm pretty ticked about it.

[Fricknmaniac]

Actually I thought it was rather well done, except for the retconning of Joe Flacco's playoff record to 0-3.

[ravensfan2424]

Because the Bengals are such a good Playoff team...

[Fricknmaniac]

[quote name='ravensfan2424' timestamp='1324788375' post='922080']
Because the Bengals are such a good Playoff team...
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That's true, Flacco does have 4 more playoff victories in his NFL career than the Bengals have had in the last 20 years.

...Actually he has twice as many playoff victories as the Bengals have had APPEARANCES in the playoffs in the last 20 years.

To get to 4 playoffs win for the Bengals, you have to go all the way back to the 1981 season when they played the 49ers led by 3rd year QB Joe Montana (woooo, Joe Montana).

[tsizzle95]

haha its hilarious how whiney the steeler and bengals fans are. did they forget we beat both of them already?

[grape drank]

that poem would be more accurate if it said something about Cam being our OC though lol, but I think our team will persevere through Cam's ignorance and get Ed a ring!

[cursona pirate]

let them talk! we will shut their mouths next sunday!

[Clutch Ravens]

I'll retort with a similarly witty poem:

Durr Durr Durr your team sucks
Hurr Hurr Hurr your team sucks.

[Moderator 2]

[color=#800080][b][i]Stealers fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 1st place danced in their heads. ... The terrible towels had been hung up to dry As they settled in for a nice 1st round bye. When out of Candlestick there arose such a clatter, Fans sprang from their beds to see what was the matter. Two beatings from Harbaugh, they'd not planned on another Slowly the nitwits realized - This one's his brother! They turned on their TV's and started to groan Such attention was paid, a transformer was blown Soon the power came on and they could end the delay In anticipation they waited for the Stealers to play And what to their crying eyes did appear? A lame, injured quarterback - was he filled with painkillers or beer? The missed reads, the sacks, oh, the interceptions he threw A gigantic nightmare, this they all knew When the game ended, a silence fell across Stealer Nation And they all suddenly came to one sad realization They'd seen that their dreams of 1st place had sank And all Playoff roads come through M&T Bank![/i][/b][/color]

[BaltimoreBean]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1324873802' post='922906']
[color=#800080][b][i]Stealers fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 1st place danced in their heads. ... The terrible towels had been hung up to dry As they settled in for a nice 1st round bye. When out of Candlestick there arose such a clatter, Fans sprang from their beds to see what was the matter. Two beatings from Harbaugh, they'd not planned on another Slowly the nitwits realized - This one's his brother! They turned on their TV's and started to groan Such attention was paid, a transformer was blown Soon the power came on and they could end the delay In anticipation they waited for the Stealers to play And what to their crying eyes did appear? A lame, injured quarterback - was he filled with painkillers or beer? The missed reads, the sacks, oh, the interceptions he threw A gigantic nightmare, this they all knew When the game ended, a silence fell across Stealer Nation And they all suddenly came to one sad realization They'd seen that their dreams of 1st place had sank And all Playoff roads come through M&T Bank![/i][/b][/color]
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That's pretty good.

[Moderator 2]

Found it on another site and it is all over Facebook lol

[darklight1216]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1324873802' post='922906']
[color=#800080][b][i]Stealers fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 1st place danced in their heads. ... The terrible towels had been hung up to dry As they settled in for a nice 1st round bye. When out of Candlestick there arose such a clatter, Fans sprang from their beds to see what was the matter. Two beatings from Harbaugh, they'd not planned on another Slowly the nitwits realized - This one's his brother! They turned on their TV's and started to groan Such attention was paid, a transformer was blown Soon the power came on and they could end the delay In anticipation they waited for the Stealers to play And what to their crying eyes did appear? A lame, injured quarterback - was he filled with painkillers or beer? The missed reads, the sacks, oh, the interceptions he threw A gigantic nightmare, this they all knew When the game ended, a silence fell across Stealer Nation And they all suddenly came to one sad realization They'd seen that their dreams of 1st place had sank And all Playoff roads come through M&T Bank![/i][/b][/color]
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I love that prediction... I just hope the Ravens win next week and fulfill it.

[K-Dog]

...and we have a winner.

[Militant X 1]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1324873802' post='922906']
[color=#800080][b][i]Stealers fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 1st place danced in their heads. ... The terrible towels had been hung up to dry As they settled in for a nice 1st round bye. When out of Candlestick there arose such a clatter, Fans sprang from their beds to see what was the matter. Two beatings from Harbaugh, they'd not planned on another Slowly the nitwits realized - This one's his brother! They turned on their TV's and started to groan Such attention was paid, a transformer was blown Soon the power came on and they could end the delay In anticipation they waited for the Stealers to play And what to their crying eyes did appear? A lame, injured quarterback - was he filled with painkillers or beer? The missed reads, the sacks, oh, the interceptions he threw A gigantic nightmare, this they all knew When the game ended, a silence fell across Stealer Nation And they all suddenly came to one sad realization They'd seen that their dreams of 1st place had sank And all Playoff roads come through M&T Bank![/i][/b][/color]
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AWESOME!!!

~Mili

[Moderator 2]

I'll take the #2 lol I was at my Aunts for Christmas and her daughter married a Steeler fan and what was funny none of us said much in the beginning but everyone was in purple lol Only my son was sporting Ray Rice and my husband had his Purple Friday polo shirt, My cousins husband just shook his head and his son was going to put on his replica Steeler uniform on and his mom told him if he did she would not guaranteed what the other kids would say and he thought about it and declined-- he is only 6 and a cutie lol