Fantasy Vent Thread

[flaccopoe]

Clinched a playoff spot in the league where I was in last place for a month! I'll be competing for the 1st seed this week! Rags to riches!

[Gordo52]

Traded a 6th round pick for Seahawks defense....All for week 15.....Browner and Sherman will most likely be suspended!!!!

Also, started SEA D over bears last week, and if I hadn't I would've won. Ahhhhhhhh!

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1354015869' post='1235549']
Traded a 6th round pick for Seahawks defense....All for week 15.....Browner and Sherman will most likely be suspended!!!!

Also, started SEA D over bears last week, and if I hadn't I would've won. Ahhhhhhhh!
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What shenanigans did Browner and Sherman get into?

[-Truth-]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354005823' post='1235532']
Knowshon Moreno! (Jason DeRulo voice)
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Yep. Now I have to hope that I can still swap the two.

[Mt. Crushmore]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354019165' post='1235576']
What shenanigans did Browner and Sherman get into?
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PEDs. Facing 4 game suspension.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Mt. Crushmore' timestamp='1354053337' post='1236203']
PEDs. Facing 4 game suspension.
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Both of them?! What, did they inject each other?

[Mt. Crushmore]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354053764' post='1236217']
Both of them?! What, did they inject each other?
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I guess so.

[Gordo52]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354053764' post='1236217']


Both of them?! What, did they inject each other?
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(Ad-der-al) don't know how to spell it right lol

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1354054128' post='1236227']
(Ad-der-al) don't know how to spell it right lol
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2 L's.

http://www.drugs.com/pro/adderall.html

[Gordo52]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354054546' post='1236251']


2 L's.

http://www.drugs.com/pro/adderall.html
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Dammit that's what I thought haha. Spellcheck couldn't clutch it out for me

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Ravens<3' timestamp='1354056481' post='1236326']
Dammit that's what I thought haha. Spellcheck couldn't clutch it out for me
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That's because it's a brand name. Spellcheck wouldn't know it.

[PuRock]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354053764' post='1236217']


Both of them?! What, did they inject each other?
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The old Canseco-McGwire stall routine, huh?

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1354059281' post='1236413']
The old Canseco-McGwire stall routine, huh?
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[Medications]

Well I was trying to hang on to 6th place and a playoff spot this week with a tough matchup, but Brees and his utter piece of S*** performance tonight shot any chance that had of happening. I'm torn because I likely also wouldn't be here without him, and this isn't indicative of how his future fantasy performance will be at all, but I'm just extremely annoyed because it seems like every year my players completely s*** the bed right when it matters, if not week 13 then week 15. I honestly don't get it. And it's not like you don't start Brees any given week, no one would have predicted 8 f***kign points, 3 in some leagues, against any team much less a Falcons shootout.

I want to punch something right now

[flaccopoe]

Matt Bryant, you are officially forgiven! 13 pt today! I knew those 2 misses last week were a fluke!

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Medications' timestamp='1354251956' post='1238570']
Well I was trying to hang on to 6th place and a playoff spot this week with a tough matchup, but Brees and his utter piece of S*** performance tonight shot any chance that had of happening. I'm torn because I likely also wouldn't be here without him, and this isn't indicative of how his future fantasy performance will be at all, but I'm just extremely annoyed because it seems like every year my players completely s*** the bed right when it matters, if not week 13 then week 15. I honestly don't get it. And it's not like you don't start Brees any given week, no one would have predicted 8 f***kign points, 3 in some leagues, against any team much less a Falcons shootout.

I want to punch something right now
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He got 3.64 on nfl.com... RIP to his TD pass streak, we'll miss it! Excited to see if Brady can pass it!

[theblackdog]

I was eliminated at least a week ago from playoff contention, but looks like I might be playing a spoiler for someone to hang on to a first round bye. He expected to crush me at 112-99, but he started Drew Brees and a few others. I'm currently ahead 75-65 and it comes down to Victor Cruz vs Hakeem Nicks. I hope I can hang on and flip this dude the bird tonight. Then it's onward to the consolation brackets to try and fight for 7th place.

I've hit the point of not caring though, I'm about to drop my fantasy group like a bad habit. The commissioner decided to insult me behind my back and when I confronted him, he got very weasely about it and gave a non-apology of "oh I'm sorry if what I said came off wrong." Eff him.

[gabefergy]

I got 60 points combined from Brady, Julio, Foster, Martin, Spiller, and Graham.

[Medications]

Made the playoffs in 4/6 leagues. Not too bad i guess.

In one league i missed the playoffs by 1.48 points, im in 7th place 1.48 points behind the guy in 6th. Brees screwed me.

If Brees threw one less interception, or one touchdown, then i'd be in. Unreal.

[SecretAgentMan]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1353795658' post='1229994']
Is that Randall Cobb's evil twin?
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Hahahahahahahaha! Im pissed with him, he did not put up his usual 20. Only 15

[flaccopoe]

Clinched at least 2nd place in both my leagues. Will clinch 1st in one league if I can win against a schlub this week.

[flaccopoe]

Sorry to all the Harvin owners. He's on IR with an ankle injury.

[flaccopoe]

Damn, I started Myers in all my leagues... .7 pts against the 31st ranked TE defense!!

[flaccopoe]

The one week I bench Gonzalez, my TE2 gets .7 points... I guess I've learned my lesson!

[ravens88]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354863190' post='1248782']
The one week I bench Gonzalez, my TE2 gets .7 points... I guess I've learned my lesson!
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yep same boat fell for the 31st ranking. he had his chance but bailey picked off his TD.

[PuRock]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1354860298' post='1248762']
Damn, I started Myers in all my leagues... .7 pts against the 31st ranked TE defense!!
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I started Myers in a playoff game. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't also start IDP Dumervil (0 points), and IDP Branch (4.5). While my opponent had his inconsistent players go off. Heyward-Bey (20.2 points) and Eric Decker (16.8 points).

This is why I hate Thursday Night football. Because now I get to sit and stew about how I am going to lose for three days. Yah!

[Sizzlebshu]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1354891447' post='1248873']
I started Myers in a playoff game. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't also start IDP Dumervil (0 points), and IDP Branch (4.5). While my opponent had his inconsistent players go off. Heyward-Bey (20.2 points) and Eric Decker (16.8 points).

This is why I hate Thursday Night football. Because now I get to sit and stew about how I am going to lose for three days. Yah!
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Try this on for size

I started Peytin Manning Demaryius Thomas and Knowshon Moreno. The highest scorer of the three....KNOWSHON MORENO!

I also started Denarious Moore with Shorts out and a late drive bailed me out with him and got me 8 points. Not great but better than I expected.

[flaccopoe]

Shorts has officially been ruled out this week with a concussion.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/250458/jags-shorts-jennings-ruled-out-for-week-14

[flaccopoe]

I think SEA set the all-time fantasy D record with 41 pt against the Cardinals in Week 14! The best defense and special teams performance I've ever seen!

[flaccopoe]

The guy in 4th place hasn't set his roster in weeks and he won solely because of SEA and Lynch, smh.