Old Timey Nicknames

[mgridda]

Here's a list of ones that will make you facepalm.


Ray "Rut Roh" Rice (he makes defenses "rut roh")
Giant Joe Flacco (because he's bigger than Ben)
Ray "The Ravenenous Lion" Lewis (He is THE Raven, but he's like a Lion)
Ed "Has you" Read (He's more like a Raven)
Ed "the Raven" Reed
"Angry Anquan" Boldin
Jarrett "Double J" Johnson (already established)
Haloti "Make-U" Ngata
Terrell "Tar Sizzle" Suggs (already established, T-sizzle for short)
Ben "Always" Grubbs (up until this season, he's been damn constant and present I hope he stays healthy
Dannell "The" Ellerbeast (Ellerbeast needs to start)
"Yield" Marshal Yanda
Matt "Dorkules" Birk (a portmanteau of "Hercules" and "Dork")
Michael "Blindside" Oher
Vontae "Soul" Leach
Cary "Glary" Williams (he glares a lot)
Dennis "The Menace" Pitta
Ray "I'm a Machine, Jerk" Lewis
Cory "Bledding" Redding
Terrence "Triple Cardiac" Cody
Torrey "The Torch" Smith (I like this one a lot)
Jimmy "Jammin" Smith
Pernell "McPhee-rsome"

[hawkprey]

I like it.

"Scary" Cary Williams
Chykie "Shock-ey" Brown (It's funny 'cause that's how it's pronounced)
Paul "The Cougar" Kruger
David "Bookin'" Reed

[Dudeman]

A lot of clever nicknames for sure, with some being new, and some long established. I really like Torrey "the torch" Smith, and "Scary" Cary Williams.

Off-hand I know some nicknames for Ray Lewis, as in "Sugar" and "Lew."

Also Terrence Cody has been Mt. Cody since his college days.

I think Jimmy Smith already has a nickname, but I can't exactly remember it.

[Romo Ravens]

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I think Jimmy Smith already has a nickname, but I can't exactly remember it.
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"The Jimmy"

[sflegend89]

Those are.. those are horrible, no offense. If half of those nicknames were real I'd be embarrassed

Only a few guys need nicknames

T-Sizzle (established)

Mount Cody (established)

Haloti Ngata (no good nickname yet)

Ray "The Land Shark" Lewis (so many nicknames, take your pick for Ray)
"The Ball Hawk" Ed Reed

Ray rice (still needs a good nickname, but if he got called "Rut-Roh" I would die a little inside. It's only funny when Rich Eisen says it)

[narddog]

Ray "Fried" Rice. Especially when the whole thing is said quickly in a horribly done asian accent...

[BALTIMOREFLACCO]

[quote name='sflegend89' timestamp='1317935535' post='817681']
Those are.. those are horrible, no offense. If half of those nicknames were real I'd be embarrassed

Only a few guys need nicknames

T-Sizzle (established)

Mount Cody (established)

Haloti Ngata (no good nickname yet)

Ray "The Land Shark" Lewis (so many nicknames, take your pick for Ray)
"The Ball Hawk" Ed Reed

Ray rice (still needs a good nickname, but if he got called "Rut-Roh" I would die a little inside. It's only funny when Rich Eisen says it)
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agreed

[hawkprey]

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Those are.. those are horrible, no offense. If half of those nicknames were real I'd be embarrassed

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They're supposed to be terrible, that's what makes them funny. When you're excited that your guy breaks a big play you'll appreciate a good bad nickname like "The Cougar" Kruger.

[George70]

The best nickname i could think of - on the short - for Ray Rice is, wait for it - "The Rockabilly Raven".

That's the best I can do, and I welcome your comments, friends.

[cursona pirate]

John boggin harbaugh!
Billy the kid cundiff?
I love the torch for torrey smith!!! Spread the word of his new nickname!!!
and cardiac cody!

[BloodRaven]

Sergio "Surge" Kindle

[Moderator 2]

Ngata chance!

[BmorBirds]

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I think Jimmy Smith already has a nickname, but I can't exactly remember it.
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Jimmy likes to be called "beans"

[J-man]

Ray Rice established his as "Rockstar Rizzle" a while ago on ESPN

[H8R]

McPheeeNOM, thats what he's used to hearing down in Pohokee.

[H8R]

I like the Torrey one the best.

[Kevin Mullins]

[quote name='sflegend89' timestamp='1317935535' post='817681']
Those are.. those are horrible, no offense. If half of those nicknames were real I'd be embarrassed

Only a few guys need nicknames

T-Sizzle (established)

Mount Cody (established)

Haloti Ngata (no good nickname yet)

Ray "The Land Shark" Lewis (so many nicknames, take your pick for Ray)
"The Ball Hawk" Ed Reed

Ray rice (still needs a good nickname, but if he got called "Rut-Roh" I would die a little inside. It's only funny when Rich Eisen says it)
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Ya stole two of those from madden. lol

Ray Rice is Rockstar Rizzle

Ray Lewis is known among players as the Lion King, because he is sort of the head of the pride, everyone seeks him out, and on the field...well....let's just say he has made a play or two..............thousand.

Ed Reed doesn't really have a known nickname, I've heard dumb stuff like the bearded phantom, or i saw "granite" reed by some blogger years back because Ed Reed is like granite, always there when ya need it

[Kevin Mullins]

Second note:

Paul "freddy" kruger needs to start or i'm going lose it

Haloti Ngata "damn thing coming this way" is long winded, but oddly effective

[H8R]

Haloti "The Tongan Torpedo" Ngata

[jus'_crAzy]

Joe Cool, anybody?

[Lefkowitz]

Paul "the nightmare on russell st" Kruger

[NgataHavinIt]

I'm partial to Haloti Ngata Havin' It!

(hence the name