What Is Haynesworth's True Value?

[AwakenTheDemon]

Once called the one hundred million dollar man, we've all seen the epic decline of the lazy dog Albert Haynesworth. With the NFL year official started, just what [i]is[/i] Big Al's value in the league? Well, apparently it's something the man's very familiar with, and no, I don't mean large figures.

[quote]They'll give him away for a ham sandwich instead of cutting him and running the risk of his showing up in Philadelphia.[/quote]

I'd be willing to bet that's the most expensive ham sandwich Dan Snyder's ever had. Well, maybe not...

[url="http://clarkjudge.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6384866/30878351?source=rss_blogs_NFL"]Source: CBS[/url]

[McBurks]

He's still a good player and I can understand (somewhat) with his dislike of the 3-4. If they release him the Eagles are going to be the first team to try and get him, unless he wants money then he could go to the Lions or Bucs.

[Purple Punishment]

Trade him for a washing machine like in the movie Semi Pro

[PuRock]

[quote name='Purple Punishment' timestamp='1311735383' post='716853']
Trade him for a washing machine like in the movie Semi Pro
[/quote]

Well since its been a long offseason his belly is probably about the same size as a washing machine, so it would make sense. They would be of 'equal' value.

[AwakenTheDemon]

But can Snyder chew menacingly on a washing machine as he watches Haynesworth lollygag along the sidelines of another team? I think not.

[Wacko4Zacko]

If he is going to a 4-3 defense team then i think he is worth a 4th, maybe 3rd rd pick because of how well he does in the 43.

If its 34 then dont expect much value from him, so low compensation.

[ROH522155]

[quote name='Purple Punishment' timestamp='1311735383' post='716853']
Trade him for a washing machine like in the movie Semi Pro
[/quote]

"Uh when I heard Kentucky needed
a washing machine I looked at ours...


even though we need ours.


Uh I said "I gotta pull the trigger on this.""

[BloodRaven]

100 million LOLS

[theblackdog]

[quote name='AwakenTheDemon' timestamp='1311712608' post='716025']
I'd be willing to bet that's the most expensive ham sandwich Dan Snyder's ever had. Well, maybe not...
[/quote]

I thought Snyder can't eat ham.

Oh wait, that's right, he only invokes his religion when he's suing DC newspapers for writing mean things that hurt his poor widdle feewings.