Big Ben's Wedding This Saturday!

[PuRock]

Anybody going to Big Ben's wedding this Saturday? Imagine that, he goes from one offseason where he is accused of sexual assault to another where he is getting married! "Now I ain't saying you a gold digger", but does Ashley really know what she's getting herself into?

Here is your chance to have your voice be heard by Ashley. Give your advice to the bride to be and perhaps save her from this dangerous predicament. Best Wishes!

BTW, if you are interested you can buy them a gift off their Macy's registry. [url="http://www1.macys.com/registry/wedding/guest/?registryId=408361&sortOperation=true&sortBy=PRICE_HIGHEST_FIRST"]Macy's Registry[/url]

[url="http://www.wtae.com/r/28329991/detail.html"]Big Ben Getting Married[/url]

[AwakenTheDemon]

I think "Last chance to [s]wish[/s] warn Ashley Harlan [s]Best Wishes[/s]" is more fitting.

[bdravens]

You seem really excited Pu. No, i am too. What gift did you get them?

I bet her parents are as ecstatic and proud as can be.

[PuRock]

[quote name='bdravens' timestamp='1311086388' post='709572']
You seem really excited Pu. No, i am too. What gift did you get them?

I bet her parents are as ecstatic and proud as can be.
[/quote]

I was thinking about going outside the box and buying them a "Ben Roethlisberger Fathead". That way Ben can spend more time working on his ego by looking at himself.

[img]http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/25/ben_roethlisberger_fathead_3.jpg[/img]

[PuRock]

[quote name='bdravens' timestamp='1311086388' post='709572']
You seem really excited Pu. No, i am too. What gift did you get them?

I bet her parents are as ecstatic and proud as can be.
[/quote]

I just can't wrap my head around what sort of woman would want to marry a man, 1 year after he's been accused of multiple sexual assault encounters. I'm sure her parents are okay because money speaks louder than actions apparently.

[3-4 Assault]

This shouldn't last long.

[PuRock]

[quote name='columbia raven' timestamp='1311090396' post='709615']
This shouldn't last long.
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Here is my real advise for the two, enough joking around:

[b]Big Ben[/b]: Make sure you get her to sign a pre-nup. Last thing you want is losing half your hard earned money.
[b]Ashley[/b]: Buy a chastity belt for Big Ben. Wear the key around your neck. Also it wouldn't help to get him a leash. You can't let him stray to far away from the home.

[img]http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/leash-7.jpg[/img]

[Moderator 2]

They should have gone with the 24 mini-muffin pan instead of the 12--its easier
That being said I hope it works out for them, the lack of offseason drama by Ben should say something.


Does anyone else find this part of the article hilarious?
[quote ] The couple expects more than 500 people for the big day. At one point, it was reported they were considering the Consol Energy Center as a venue, but the building will be hosting a wrestling show that day.



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[PuRock]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1311094841' post='709659']
Does anyone else find this part of the article hilarious?
[/quote]

They need to merge the idea. Marriage that turns into a wrestling extravaganza!!! No holds barred, pants are optional.

[FerrariFan87]

Good for Ben, but Joe got married first, so Joe finally beat Ben at something!

[PuRock]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' timestamp='1311097905' post='709688']
Good for Ben, but Joe got married first, so Joe finally beat Ben at something!
[/quote]

What are the odds at first to have a kid?

[FerrariFan87]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1311097935' post='709689']
What are the odds at first to have a kid?
[/quote]

Man, that's a tough one... I'll say 5:2 odds Flacco has a baby first.

[1/28/01]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1311097935' post='709689']
What are the odds at first to have a kid?
[/quote]
Legitimate or illegitimate?

[FerrariFan87]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1311099291' post='709700']
Legitimate or illegitimate?
[/quote]

Let's assume neither will go looking for anything elsewhere and the kids will be legit...

[PuRock]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1311099291' post='709700']
Legitimate or illegitimate?
[/quote]

Good point. As far as we know, Big Ben might already have a card up his sleeve. I call a cheat!

[1/28/01]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' timestamp='1311099675' post='709703']
Let's assume neither will go looking for anything elsewhere and the kids will be legit...
[/quote]
riiiiiggghhhhht...

[FerrariFan87]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1311102655' post='709723']
riiiiiggghhhhht...
[/quote]

What, you don't think Joe and Ben will respect the sanctity of marriage?

[PuRock]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' timestamp='1311104224' post='709737']
What, you don't think Joe and Ben will respect the sanctity of marriage?
[/quote]

Joe, sure.

Ben, well he doesn't respect women let alone the sanctity of marriage.

[MagicianCamille]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1311097935' post='709689']
What are the odds at first to have a kid?
[/quote]

I'm sure women will come forward claiming Ben to be the father of their child soon enough.

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='Moderator 2' timestamp='1311094841' post='709659']
Does anyone else find this part of the article hilarious?
[/quote]
I laughed when I first read of that a month or so ago. It's still funny to me that WWE gets precedent over Ben Roethlisberger. WWE's show that day isn't even a televised event and tickets hadn't already gone on-sale.

[bdravens]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1311097768' post='709685']
They need to merge the idea. Marriage that turns into a wrestling extravaganza!!! No holds barred, pants are optional.
[/quote]
Ben vs. The Accusers, 2(or more?) on 1.

[bdravens]

If I had any words of advice for him to hold a long happy marriage, it would surely be to keep Little Ben under control.

[BloodRaven]

Is she marrying him against her will?

[TheRavenouseD2008]

actualy this might straighten him out the wife is a pk and the fatherinlaw from what I read is a Pastor . if we hear any bad news in the marriage it will be the D word.honestly I wish ben well and I pray he takes his life with his wife seriousely .

[JO_75]

Wow.... considering his track record of being accused, how does Ben get a hot girl like Ashley? I had to look up pics of her and well Ben snagged a hot one.

Joe's and Zibby's wedding pics were put online, what are the chances we could see the wedding Pics of Big Ben & Ashley?

[1/28/01]

[quote name='JO_75' timestamp='1311437965' post='711844']
Wow.... considering his track record of being accused, how does Ben get a hot girl like Ashley? I had to look up pics of her and well Ben snagged a hot one.

Joe's and Zibby's wedding pics were put online, what are the chances we could see the wedding Pics of Big Ben & Ashley?
[/quote]
Yeah, not so sure about that....she looks a bit "manish" for me. But then again, never was a fan of blondes personally.

Either way, hope dude stays out of trouble.

[Passepartout]

1/28/01 Hopefully he will do the same with his upcoming wedding and hopefully a family for him. Will keep him out of trouble. Well put!

[PuRock]

/End Story

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[bdravens]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1311481696' post='712155']
/End Story

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Well, at least Ben had a legal good night last night. Good for him.