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I stole this idea from the people over at the Orioles Hangout forums because I thought it was pretty funny. We come up with imaginary mocking book titles written by our beloved Ravens. This might be easier for the Orioles because they're bad but lets give it whirl. Let we show you an example or two:

[b]How to Run an End-Around[/b] by Donte Stallworth, foreword by Cam Cameron

[b]Beating Big Ben[/b] by Joe Flacco

[b]Playcalling for Dummies[/b] by Cam Cameron



Heres where I pulled the idea from it could give you all some ideas
http://forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php/111935-Shortest-O-s-books-ever-written-2011-version
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I'll provide covers too.

[img]http://www.masnsports.com/dan_kolko/images/Terrell-Suggs_Ravens-Purple-Tall.gif[/img]
[b][u]The Art of the Sack[/u][/b] by Terrell Suggs

[img]http://ebonybird.com/files/2010/02/Billy-Cundiff-Ravens-v-Steelers_2391294.jpg[/img]
[b][u]The Adventures of Iron Foot[/u][/b] - Billy Cundiff

[img]http://www.ravensgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fabian.jpg[/img]
[u][b]You Can't See Me[/b][/u] by Fabian Washington

[img]http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/Ed%20Reed.jpg[/img]
[u][b]The Power of a Beard[/b][/u] by Ed Reed
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[B]Everyone Poops[/b] by anyone that has watched the most recent Pitt/Balt games
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[quote name='BmoreRav' timestamp='1309297124' post='701852']
[B]Stairway To Hell[/b] by Sergio Kindle.
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Ha, good one!
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[b]A Tale of Two Cities[/b] by the Baltimore Ravens forward by the Pittsburgh Steelers
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[quote name='Romo Ravens' timestamp='1309301802' post='701896']
How To Tackle - Dawan Landry


[img]http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/94137759.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0000A1EC386F65F11652D95468E22C535166F96DEF3BE821CE30A760B0D811297[/img]
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I'll do ya one better

[b]The Art of Tackling[/b] by Dawan Landry

[IMG]http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o82/feartheravens5220/DawanLandryIsaacRedman4gm89-rXPCFm.jpg[/IMG]
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[u][b]The Art of Quarterbacking[/b][/u] by Kyle Boller foreword by Tony Banks, Stoney Case, Scott Mitchell, Trent Dilfer, Elvis Grbac, Jeff Blake, Chris Redman, and Anthony Wright

[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb131/Stance_Punk/boller.jpg[/IMG]
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[b]The Art of Bulldozing Offensive Linemen [/b] by Haloti Ngata

[b]How to Win a Modeling Contest [/b] by Terrell Suggs

[b]How to Eat an Entire Restaurant, and Still Have Room for a Whole Cherry Pie [/b] by Terrence Cody

[b]How to Make a Living in the NFL Without Doing Anything[/b] by JaMarcus Russell
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[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1309306104' post='701917']
The Blind Side by Michael Oher.
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Haaa
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[u][b]How to Develop a Quarterback[/b][/u] by Brian Billick

[u][b]Riding the Pine[/b][/u] by Paul Kruger
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[u][b]How to Win a Game With 4 Completions[/b][/u] by Joe Flacco

totally different sport but: [u][b]Practice Makes Perfect[/b][/u] by Allen Iverson
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[quote name='Romo Ravens' timestamp='1309313066' post='701958']
What exactly is my ethnicity? - Jah Reid
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[b]He Plagiarized My Book[/b] - Chris Carr
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[b][u]Media Darling[/u][/b]: [i][b]How to be "Elite" without having to win a thing[/b][/i] by Matt Ryan
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[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1309313241' post='701960']
[b]He Plagiarized My Book[/b] - Chris Carr
[/quote]

Hahahaha
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[u][b]Can't Wait: Confessions of the Mad Backer[/b][/u] by Bart Scott

[u][b]Thinking Coverage[/b][/u] by Domonique Foxworth

[u][b]No Man's Land[/b][/u] by David Pittman
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[b][u]"Pass-Protection: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly"[/u][/b] by the Ravens Offensive Linemen.

~Mili
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Lord Of The Rings - Bill Belichick


10 Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter - Mark Sanchez
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[b]Interception[/b] by Ed Reed.

[b]The Famous Leg Swing[/b] by Ray Lewis, illustrated by Ray Lewis and Dustin Keller.

[b]That's Fine[/b] by Derek Anderson.

[b]R-A-T-S[/b] by the NFL minus the rats.....I mean Jets.

[b]How to Win Ugly in the NFL[/b] by Trent Dilfer.
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[u][b]Switching to the Dark Side: Winning a Title with NO Offense[/b][/u] by Brian Billick
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[quote name='ravensorioleshoyas522155' timestamp='1309303410' post='701904']
[u][b]The Art of Quarterbacking[/b][/u] by Kyle Boller foreword by Tony Banks, Stoney Case, Scott Mitchell, Trent Dilfer, Elvis Grbac, Jeff Blake, Chris Redman, and Anthony Wright

[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb131/Stance_Punk/boller.jpg[/IMG]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA :deadxr1:

This is great, I haven't posted in a while but I am so glad I saw this.
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[quote name='ArmyRaven52' timestamp='1309297847' post='701860']
[b]What Comes Around Goes Around[/b] by Donte Stallworth
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Funny, and sad at the same time.
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[u][b]Man I Feel Like a Woman[/b][/u] by Tom Brady

[IMG]http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o82/feartheravens5220/Tom-Brady-280x150.jpg[/IMG]
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The Endless Hall.....Art Modell's journey to the Hall of Fame. Written by Art Modell.

Must be the Money. Written by JaMarcus Russel.

Hear on Evil, See No Evil......The fall of a Buckeye. Written by Jim Tressell.

The Art of the backwards pass. Written by Aaron Brooks.

Making History by any means Necessary........the story of the 2008 Detroit Lions.

The Ring, The Mat, The Cage......When the gridiron just isn't enough. Written by Zibby, Nakamura, and Art Jones.

Quote the Ravens, Never Score......Story of the 2000 Baltimore Ravens Defense.

The Ultimate Battle........The game is never bigger then Life. Written by OJ Brigance

A Dynasty that Never Won.......Story of the 90's Buffalo Bills.
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[b]Inner Peace [/b]by Bart Scott

[b]The Game is a Foot[/b] by Rex Ryan

[b]Mississippi Favre and the Wranglers of the lost part[/b] by Jen Sterger; pictures included unfortunately

[b]The Goal Line is made of chalk? Dang! [/b]by Jamal Lewis, 2004

[b]Encylopedia[/b] by Joe Flacco..zzzzz

[b]Don't hate me 'cause I'm Beautiful[/b] by Terrell Suggs
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Here are a few for Ray Rice:

The catcher in the league eye

Caught on Tape: The Flat route.

All hands on deck

The Receptionist

Catch Me If You Can
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