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ROH522155

Ravens Books

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I stole this idea from the people over at the Orioles Hangout forums because I thought it was pretty funny. We come up with imaginary mocking book titles written by our beloved Ravens. This might be easier for the Orioles because they're bad but lets give it whirl. Let we show you an example or two:

[b]How to Run an End-Around[/b] by Donte Stallworth, foreword by Cam Cameron

[b]Beating Big Ben[/b] by Joe Flacco

[b]Playcalling for Dummies[/b] by Cam Cameron



Heres where I pulled the idea from it could give you all some ideas
http://forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php/111935-Shortest-O-s-books-ever-written-2011-version
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I'll provide covers too.

[img]http://www.masnsports.com/dan_kolko/images/Terrell-Suggs_Ravens-Purple-Tall.gif[/img]
[b][u]The Art of the Sack[/u][/b] by Terrell Suggs

[img]http://ebonybird.com/files/2010/02/Billy-Cundiff-Ravens-v-Steelers_2391294.jpg[/img]
[b][u]The Adventures of Iron Foot[/u][/b] - Billy Cundiff

[img]http://www.ravensgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/fabian.jpg[/img]
[u][b]You Can't See Me[/b][/u] by Fabian Washington

[img]http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/Ed%20Reed.jpg[/img]
[u][b]The Power of a Beard[/b][/u] by Ed Reed
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[quote name='BmoreRav' timestamp='1309297124' post='701852']
[B]Stairway To Hell[/b] by Sergio Kindle.
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Ha, good one!
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[b]A Tale of Two Cities[/b] by the Baltimore Ravens forward by the Pittsburgh Steelers
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[quote name='Romo Ravens' timestamp='1309301802' post='701896']
How To Tackle - Dawan Landry


[img]http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/94137759.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0000A1EC386F65F11652D95468E22C535166F96DEF3BE821CE30A760B0D811297[/img]
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I'll do ya one better

[b]The Art of Tackling[/b] by Dawan Landry

[IMG]http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o82/feartheravens5220/DawanLandryIsaacRedman4gm89-rXPCFm.jpg[/IMG]
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[u][b]The Art of Quarterbacking[/b][/u] by Kyle Boller foreword by Tony Banks, Stoney Case, Scott Mitchell, Trent Dilfer, Elvis Grbac, Jeff Blake, Chris Redman, and Anthony Wright

[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb131/Stance_Punk/boller.jpg[/IMG]
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[b]The Art of Bulldozing Offensive Linemen [/b] by Haloti Ngata

[b]How to Win a Modeling Contest [/b] by Terrell Suggs

[b]How to Eat an Entire Restaurant, and Still Have Room for a Whole Cherry Pie [/b] by Terrence Cody

[b]How to Make a Living in the NFL Without Doing Anything[/b] by JaMarcus Russell
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[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1309306104' post='701917']
The Blind Side by Michael Oher.
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Haaa
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[u][b]How to Develop a Quarterback[/b][/u] by Brian Billick

[u][b]Riding the Pine[/b][/u] by Paul Kruger
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[u][b]How to Win a Game With 4 Completions[/b][/u] by Joe Flacco

totally different sport but: [u][b]Practice Makes Perfect[/b][/u] by Allen Iverson
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