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#1 ROH522155

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:12 PM

I stole this idea from the people over at the Orioles Hangout forums because I thought it was pretty funny. We come up with imaginary mocking book titles written by our beloved Ravens. This might be easier for the Orioles because they're bad but lets give it whirl. Let we show you an example or two:

How to Run an End-Around by Donte Stallworth, foreword by Cam Cameron

Beating Big Ben by Joe Flacco

Playcalling for Dummies by Cam Cameron

Heres where I pulled the idea from it could give you all some ideas
http://forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php/111935-Shortest-O-s-books-ever-written-2011-version

Edited by ravensorioleshoyas522155, 28 June 2011 - 08:24 PM.

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:14 PM

Despicable Me: Confessions From the Bathroom Stall by Ben Roethlisberger

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:32 PM

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The Art of the Sack by Terrell Suggs

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The Adventures of Iron Foot - Billy Cundiff

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You Can't See Me by Fabian Washington

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The Power of a Beard by Ed Reed

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:33 PM

Everyone Poops by anyone that has watched the most recent Pitt/Balt games

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:38 PM

Stairway To Hell by Sergio Kindle.

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:45 PM

How to play CB in the NFL by Frank Walker

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:46 PM

Stairway To Hell by Sergio Kindle.

Ha, good one!

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:50 PM

What Comes Around Goes Around by Donte Stallworth

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 04:59 PM

Pride and Prejudice by Dannell Ellerbe

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 05:02 PM

A Tale of Two Cities by the Baltimore Ravens forward by the Pittsburgh Steelers

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 05:02 PM

The Bottom Line by Ray Lewis.

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 05:40 PM

Introduction to Rhinoplasty 101: By Dr Haloti Ngata

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 05:47 PM

Its a Man's Game

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 05:48 PM

Decision Making 101 Brett Favre

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"Animals want to learn how to talk so they can hang out with me." Ray Lewis

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 05:53 PM

Finding The End Zone - Ray Rice

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 06:09 PM

How To Tackle - Dawan Landry

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The Art of Tackling by Dawan Landry

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 06:23 PM

The Art of Quarterbacking by Kyle Boller foreword by Tony Banks, Stoney Case, Scott Mitchell, Trent Dilfer, Elvis Grbac, Jeff Blake, Chris Redman, and Anthony Wright

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 06:41 PM

Dude....Wheres My Playbook? By Trent Dilfer

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 07:08 PM

The Blind Side by Michael Oher.

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 07:20 PM

The Art of Bulldozing Offensive Linemen by Haloti Ngata

How to Win a Modeling Contest by Terrell Suggs

How to Eat an Entire Restaurant, and Still Have Room for a Whole Cherry Pie by Terrence Cody

How to Make a Living in the NFL Without Doing Anything by JaMarcus Russell

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