Haynesworth Charged With Assault

[hawkprey]

[size="2"]Albert Haynesworth apparently went off on a guy while driving. His agent says the accuser is just trying to get in on Haynesworth's fortune a la the Michael Jackson trials.

[url="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81e4742f/article/haynesworths-encounter-with-motorist-leads-to-assault-charge?module=HP_headlines"]My link[/url]

Now that Haynesworth is in (minor) legal trouble too, the Redskins have no choice but to pay him even more money.
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To see what it's like to be tailgated by an angry Haynesworth, see this video:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzp3uHua40[/media]

[XxSizzleXx]

What a clown.

[PuRock]

On top of that, another Redskins was in the news yesterday. Apparently Brandon Banks was stabbed outside of a DC club last night.

[PuRock]

I'm surprised nobody has brought up the Mark Sanchez incident yet.

[Clutch Ravens]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1297636204' post='639175']
I'm surprised nobody has brought up the Mark Sanchez incident yet.
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Did he wipe his boogers on Haynesworth and get his butt handed to him?

[PuRock]

[quote name='Clutch Ravens' timestamp='1297636408' post='639177']
Did he wipe his boogers on Haynesworth and get his butt handed to him?
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What Mark did was technically legal, but he did sleep with a 17 year-old. He makes Big Ben look like a cougar hunter.

[XxSizzleXx]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1297636564' post='639179']
What Mark did was technically legal, but he did sleep with a 17 year-old. He makes Big Ben look like a cougar hunter.
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Hooray for Cougars, I knew I heard something about a 17 year old and Mark Sanchez, on which part is it legal?

[PuRock]

[quote name='XxSizzleXx' timestamp='1297637345' post='639187']
Hooray for Cougars, I knew I heard something about a 17 year old and Mark Sanchez, on which part is it legal?
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Age of Consent in NY is 17.

[XxSizzleXx]

There are multiple jokes in the league, Haynesworth is probably the biggest.

[PuRock]

In Haynesworth Defense. DC drivers do want me to act the way he did. But unlike Albert, I'd never do it.

[hawkprey]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1297637780' post='639193']
Age of Consent in NY is 17.
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Sanchez's gotta step his game up if he wants an 18 year old. The whole "I'll give you my applesauce" line doesn't work on girls that can vote.

[McBurks]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1297636564' post='639179']
What Mark did was technically legal, but he did sleep with a 17 year-old. He makes Big Ben look like a cougar hunter.
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I heard that Deadspin is going to release an article containing texts between her and Sanchez.

[PuRock]

[quote name='McBurks' timestamp='1297645411' post='639268']
I heard that Deadspin is going to release an article containing texts between her and Sanchez.
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Oooh, Texts are always juicy. I hope it tops Tiger Woods/Brett Favre texts.

[T-ray]

Such a shame... Haynesworth could be the most dominant DT in the league if he actually wanted to play and focused solely on that..

[flynismo]

,[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1297636564' post='639179']<br />What Mark did was technically legal, but he did sleep with a 17 year-old. He makes Big Ben look like a cougar hunter.<br />[/quote]


hahaahahaha.....his nickname of 'Dirty Sanchez' has a whole new meaning now!!

diaper sniper..,,,,

[Perfekt]

Hes only 24 and shes only 17 no big deal here... but he does make Ben look like a saint.

[hawkprey]

[quote name='Perfekt' timestamp='1297702341' post='639529']
Hes only 24 and shes only 17 no big deal here... [b]but he does make Ben look like a saint.[/b]
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Well not really. Sanchez' case would be consensual.

But what is it with Jets and hormones these last few years? Jeez. One guy has a foot fetish, one guy has a youth fetish, and another guy has a fetish for himself. More cleaning up for Rex to do.

[berad]

[quote name='hawkprey' timestamp='1297703898' post='639545']
Well not really. Sanchez' case would be consensual.

But what is it with Jets and hormones these last few years? Jeez. One guy has a foot fetish, one guy has a youth fetish, [b]and another guy has a fetish for himself.[/b] More cleaning up for Rex to do.
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Say what now??

They also get out of hand when confronted with Spanish reporters. Cromartie can't keep his [i]<hands>[/i] to himself.

[hawkprey]

[quote name='berad' timestamp='1297704795' post='639552']
Say what now??

They also get out of hand when confronted with Spanish reporters. Cromartie can't keep his [i]<hands>[/i] to himself.
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I was trying to keep it in the same context as the others, but I meant Favre's pictures. What other word could I really have used besides "himself"?

[berad]

[quote name='hawkprey' timestamp='1297705179' post='639558']
I was trying to keep it in the same context as the others, but I meant Favre's pictures. What other word could I really have used besides "himself"?
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Ohhh, completely forgot about Favre - makes sense, now!

[PuRock]

[quote name='berad' timestamp='1297704795' post='639552']
Say what now??

They also get out of hand when confronted with Spanish reporters. Cromartie can't keep his [i]<hands>[/i] to himself.
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Yeah I think Hawkprey also missed the Cromartie "Makin' Babies Fetish".

[FerrariFan87]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1297705536' post='639564']
Yeah I think Hawkprey also missed the Cromartie "Makin' Babies Fetish".
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I think most of those were made pre-Jets though... but it still works.

[PuRock]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' timestamp='1297708257' post='639587']
I think most of those were made pre-Jets though... but it still works.
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But who knows what the official count will be after his first year with the Jets? 26?