Create A Better Super Bowl Halftime Show In One Minute

[sliceanddic3]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1296515601' post='629554']
Zooey Deschanel just standing in midfield while we all admire her.
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Win. She's my dream girl.

[RL52TheGreatest]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1296591424' post='630402']
That wouldn't be much of a fight. Kobayashi would win quickly.
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I forget which one of his past coaches said it, but he said that "he saw Cody eat wings like they were french fries". Kobayashi would probably win, but I think it could be a battle of epic proportions. lol

[PuRock]

[quote name='RL52TheGreatest' timestamp='1296597775' post='630519']
I forget which one of his past coaches said it, but he said that "he saw Cody eat wings like they were french fries". Kobayashi would probably win, but I think it could be a battle of epic proportions. lol
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Kobayashi has gone against some big fat dudes before, and he always comes out on top.

[Alexir]

They should have Pro Bowl skills competition during Halftime.

[baItimoreravens]

[quote name='hawkprey' timestamp='1296529142' post='629810']
I would almost be okay with the Steelers winning the Super Bowl if a celebrity died at halftime.



Now that we're off topic, why does your username always register with my head as [b]"KGB"? Are you a Russian spy?[/b]
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You're probably right. I bet he's Archer's father Nikolai Jakov.

[BloodRaven]

Sumo match between Terrence Cody and Andre Smith.

[AwakenTheDemon]

Here's another idea:

Free lobotomies for all! If you have a working frontal lobe, you can come and get it destroyed. Then you [i]will[/i] be able to enjoy the halftime show.

[hawkprey]

[quote name='AwakenTheDemon' timestamp='1296620994' post='630850']
Here's another idea:

Free lobotomies for all! If you have a working frontal lobe, you can come and get it destroyed. Then you [i]will[/i] be able to enjoy the halftime show.
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Then they can sing the version of their hit song now called "I gotta lobotomy". A song which no matter how much of your brain was taken out, still means "I have to lobotomy".

[ryan23945]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1296500549' post='629340']
Fatal 4-way mud wrestling match between Shakira, Alicia Keys, Keri Hilson and Kati Perry.
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sub keys with keyshia cole, non fatal, non clothed

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1296798635' post='632043']
sub keys with keyshia cole, non fatal, non clothed
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Nope. I like Keys more than Cole.

[ryan23945]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1296798782' post='632044']
Nope. I like Keys more than Cole.
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u got horrific taste bro, keys could b male , and she got that deep manly voice haha, plus its my halftime show and i can do what i want with it

[Alexir]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1296799342' post='632045']
u got horrific taste bro, keys could b male , and she got that deep manly voice haha, plus its my halftime show and i can do what i want with it
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[img]http://media.hiponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/alicia-keys1.jpg[/img]


She totally looks like a dude...[img]http://ravens.cdn.ipslink.com/public/style_emoticons/default/34853_shakehead.GIF[/img]

[BloodRaven]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1296799342' post='632045']
u got horrific taste bro, keys could b male , and she got that deep manly voice haha, plus its my halftime show and i can do what i want with it
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You take that back sir. You take it back right now.

[ryan23945]

[quote name='Alexir' timestamp='1296826508' post='632090']
[img]http://media.hiponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/alicia-keys1.jpg[/img]


She totally looks like a dude...[img]http://ravens.cdn.ipslink.com/public/style_emoticons/default/34853_shakehead.GIF[/img]
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hahah i said she sounds like a dude, plus that pic aint that flattering, that deep voice is way to much of a turn off

[Ed_Reed20]

Keys >>>>>> Cole