Create A Better Super Bowl Halftime Show In One Minute

[hawkprey]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1296519636' post='629634']
LOOK AT THE EYES. You could almost drown in them.
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Okay, you win.


Throw her in the pile!


This show's gonna be great.

[PuRock]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1296519636' post='629634']
[img]http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/img]

LOOK AT THE EYES. You could almost drown in them.
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While this is true. The eyes also tell me if you do one thing wrong, you'll wake up with your [i]<manhood>[/i] cut off.

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='RL52TheGreatest' timestamp='1296515630' post='629555']
Can we add Beyonce and make it a 5-way?
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[quote name='hawkprey' timestamp='1296516691' post='629581']
I think the consensus is the more blown-up, annoying singers (that suffer) the better. Even if we're running out of stage room. We can just pile them on top of each other. We have to make room for kesha.
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I got tired of Beyonce in '07. As for Kesha, I wouldn't even want to give her the publicity.

Shakira vs. Alicia Keys vs. Keri Hilson vs. Rihanna vs. Ms.Crazy Eyes

Do it, do it!

[PuRock]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1296525555' post='629712']
I got tired of Beyonce in '07. As for Kesha, I wouldn't even want to give her the publicity.

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I don't know anything about Kesha. But I saw her on the New Years Eve coverage. And my first thought was "that's a dude!"

[AwakenTheDemon]

A better Halftime show:
A tour of Dante's Inferno, all nine circles of Hell. I mean, half the time the halftime show makes you feel like you're in Hell, so why not just cut out the middle man and just get to it.

[Romo Ravens]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1296519636' post='629634']
[img]http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/img]

LOOK AT THE EYES. You could almost drown in them.
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She sucks in "The Happening".

I think her eyes are much better:

[img]http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/scarlett-johansson.jpg[/img]

[kagejb]

The Happening sucked as a whole. Goshdarnit M. Night Shyamalan.

[Romo Ravens]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1296528054' post='629780']
The Happening sucked as a whole. Goshdarnit M. Night Shyamalan.
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I watched it in the theatre when it came out and was disgusted, but after watching it on TV a few weeks ago, it actually wasn't that bad. You can't go bad with Mark in any movie, but she sucked. Scarlett is always so elegant in her roles

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1296525822' post='629723']
I don't know anything about Kesha. But I saw her on the New Years Eve coverage. And my first thought was "that's a dude!"
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[quote name='Romo Ravens' timestamp='1296527355' post='629761']
I think her eyes are much better:
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Love me some Scarlett Johansson.

[BloodRaven]

Am I the only one who wants a fight to the death?

[hawkprey]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1296528942' post='629804']
Am I the only one who wants a fight to the death?
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I would almost be okay with the Steelers winning the Super Bowl if a celebrity died at halftime.

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1296528054' post='629780']
The Happening sucked as a whole. Goshdarnit M. Night Shyamalan.
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Now that we're off topic, why does your username always register with my head as "KGB"? Are you a Russian spy?

[AwakenTheDemon]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1296528942' post='629804']
Am I the only one who wants a fight to the death?
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No, as would I.

Like, say:
Peyton Manning Vs. Tom Brady - Okay, you guys are the best quarterbacks in the business, now who can swing a sword meaner than the other.

Channing Crowder Vs. Rex Ryan - Both men know how to run their mouths, and Ryan already said he'd whoop Chowder, so this only makes sense.

Kansas City Chiefs against All Comers - They wanted to fight in the wild card round, why not give them their chance now?

Janet Jackson Vs. Fergie Vs. Britney Spears - Battle of the worst halftime shows, only not with lyrics and voice... but knives, axes, and broad swords.

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='AwakenTheDemon' timestamp='1296529718' post='629817']
No, as would I.

Like, say:
Peyton Manning Vs. Tom Brady - Okay, you guys are the best quarterbacks in the business, now who can swing a sword meaner than the other.

Channing Crowder Vs. Rex Ryan - Both men know how to run their mouths, and Ryan already said he'd whoop Chowder, so this only makes sense.

Kansas City Chiefs against All Comers - They wanted to fight in the wild card round, why not give them their chance now?

Janet Jackson Vs. Fergie Vs. Britney Spears - Battle of the worst halftime shows, only not with lyrics and voice... but knives, axes, and broad swords.
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I'd put my money on Brady, Crowder, All Comers and Janet.

[PuRock]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1296528942' post='629804']
Am I the only one who wants a fight to the death?
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Depends on the participants. Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Justin Bieber to the death would be entertaining.

[JonM229]

Two Words:

Justin Bieber

[hawkprey]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1296532595' post='629880']
Depends on the participants. Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Justin Bieber to the death would be entertaining.
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As entertaining as a flash of lightning.


Give me Bieber vs Taylor Swift. Now THERE'S a 15-round catfight.

[PuRock]

[quote name='hawkprey' timestamp='1296534512' post='629909']
As entertaining as a flash of lightning.


Give me Bieber vs Taylor Swift. Now THERE'S a 15-round catfight.
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Exactly, we would all know who's going to die.

What about fight club. Brad Pitt vs Edward Norton to the death! Real-time! (but in the end its just Norton punching himself)

[hawkprey]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1296535024' post='629919']
Exactly, we would all know who's going to die.
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But then we'd all want the Governator to win. Whereas I kind of like the suspense of events where neither side is favored by the rulemakers. It'd be a nice change from watching the Steelers in the Super Bowl.

[AwakenTheDemon]

Oh, oh...

Even better than a Schwarzenegger/Beiber death match...

How about a Schwarzenegger/Stallone acting contest?

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='AwakenTheDemon' timestamp='1296538102' post='629969']
How about a Schwarzenegger/Stallone acting contest?
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I'll just leave this here...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyN7Tekf0q4[/media]

[AwakenTheDemon]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1296539890' post='629981']
I'll just leave this here...
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rofl I forgot all about that, actually

[Ed_Reed20]

It's one of my favorite cutaways.

[BloodRaven]

Another option...

[img]http://www.robosaurus.com/pictures/1.jpg[/img]

[PuRock]

Apparently Monster truck shows now have Iron Man. That would be a nice change of pace from bands, and its realistic.

[JonM229]

More theatrics, less old or crappy music

[theblackdog]

How about a cage match between Belichick and Rex Ryan. I bet Rex has a glass jaw.

[RL52TheGreatest]

Terrence Cody vs. Kobayashi in a wing-eating contest. Make it happen!

[PuRock]

[quote name='RL52TheGreatest' timestamp='1296591193' post='630396']
Terrence Cody vs. Kobayashi in a wing-eating contest. Make it happen!
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That wouldn't be much of a fight. Kobayashi would win quickly.

[hawkprey]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1296591424' post='630402']
That wouldn't be much of a fight. Kobayashi would win quickly.
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Unless you count the wings eaten by Kobayashi before Cody swallows him whole.

[PuRock]

Hell they should just trot out the little guys (kids or midgets) to play some halftime football. Everybody gets a kick out of them when they do it in B-More. Its a lot more entertaining than any musical act.