Freestyle Session: Forum Style

[Romo Ravens]

So who won?

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

I win all battles even ones I'm not in.

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='Romo Ravens' timestamp='1295939721' post='623951']
So who won?
[/quote]
My record's so clean, no column for a loss //
No ties, either, but I'm all business like a boss //
I put in work, bring profit -- I'm a paper pusher //
Lady Luck's in my office, you're like, "Hey, who took her?"

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1295982220' post='624234']
My record's so clean, no column for a loss //
No ties, either, but I'm all business like a boss //
I put in work, bring profit -- I'm a paper pusher //
Lady Luck's in my office, you're like, "Hey, who took her?"
[/quote]
Hey its mr.Fur and i took her
You have to learn to share, so it can be fair mr. glare!

im obvisuly the best jk

[1/28/01]

The ravens backers ain't no slackers
To give Flacco his dues, would be unheard news
Boldin across the middle should have been exploited
Cam was the caller and boy he blew it
In the Oz we trust to save 'em
2011 is the year for the Raven

(Im really white, so Im proud of this)

[ryan23945]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1296015952' post='624947']
The ravens backers ain't no slackers
To give Flacco his dues, would be unheard news
Boldin across the middle should have been exploited
Cam was the caller and boy he blew it
In the Oz we trust to save 'em
2011 is the year for the Raven

(Im really white, so Im proud of this)
[/quote]
im white and im proud of it too, haha, atta boy!

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

Lol it doesn't matter what race you are. ANYBODY CAN RAP! Just try and practice and you can be good.

I'm bout to light the thread up like Arson/
Show y'all the Bengal in me, like Carson/
I'm way ahead in dog years, and so why you puppies barking?/
Matter of fact, I'm light years, to y'all I'm a martian/

[ryan23945]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1296022123' post='624973']
Lol it doesn't matter what race you are. ANYBODY CAN RAP! Just try and practice and you can be good.

I'm bout to light the thread up like Arson/
Show y'all the Bengal in me, like Carson/
I'm way ahead in dog years, and so why you puppies barking?/
Matter of fact, I'm light years, to y'all I'm a martian/
[/quote]
the enemy missin on a milk carton
r u really startin cuz im in disbelief
snatch up ur heart u cannot diss a theif
i move fast and lose last
u die first and cry tear bursts while i snear n smerk more tears jerk
i got u stutterin like captain kirk, in your unconscious mind i lurk
but always sweet as chocolate, the hunnies call me big turk

[XxSizzleXx]

Traffic traffic lookin for ma chapstick, feeling kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='XxSizzleXx' timestamp='1296025300' post='624986']
Traffic traffic lookin for ma chapstick, feeling kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.
[/quote]
A Ford? Please you can have it
Black Maybach, yeah my car the baddest

[DrMoonTooth]

This thread made my day.

[DrMoonTooth]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1296087457' post='625543']
A Ford? Please you can have it
Black Maybach, yeah my car the baddest
[/quote]

It seems these rhymes are fading fast, like a wack fad,
Or a purchased pair of jeans tearin' at the seams 'for they hit the bag,
My swag can't be seen, merely felt like a ten on the Richter,
I'm sicker than this mental picture I'm 'bout to render,
Rex Ryan's wife in the bedroom with his favorite foot lotion,
Did that notion 'Clue' you in as to why the Ravens denied him a promotion?

Edit: I may have to quit while I'm ahead haha.

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='DrMoonTooth' timestamp='1296091062' post='625593']
It seems these rhymes are fading fast, like a wack fad,
Or a purchased pair of jeans tearin' at the seams 'for they hit the bag,
My swag can't be seen, merely felt like a ten on the Richter,
I'm sicker than this mental picture I'm 'bout to render,
Rex Ryan's wife in the bedroom with his favorite foot lotion,
Did that notion 'Clue' you in as to why the Ravens denied him a promotion?
[/quote]
I don't fear no man, the worst weakness is emotion
Before I show it, handle each moment in slow motion
I refuse to break down, at the very least show a fake smile
A "Street Fighter" and you boys ain't gon' break Guile
Caliber been through the type of hell words could never tell
Yet dudes still call me Microsoft, the way I still "Excel"

[DrMoonTooth]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1296093218' post='625623']
I don't fear no man, the worst weakness is emotion
Before I show it, handle each moment in slow motion
I refuse to break down, at the very least show a fake smile
A "Street Fighter" and you boys ain't gon' break Guile
Caliber been through the type of hell words could never tell
Yet dudes still call me Microsoft, the way I still "Excel"
[/quote]
I'm the Apple to your Microsoft, call me Steve Jobs,
I'm sicker than those dudes that wrote <[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWgjg2ZQeY"]title of this song[/url]>,
My heart throbs to this beat, my rhymes are infused to it,
So slick chairs pull up themselves when I sit, I spit
Harder than a ten on the Mohs scale (that's quite rare),
Like a diamond to talc, your hardness really can't compare.

[DrMoonTooth]

Man....Franny, that line was hilarious! Now it's just lame

Envy: I cited a 3 6 Mafia song that contains a word that rhymes with job . Haha.

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='DrMoonTooth' timestamp='1296096099' post='625655']
Man....Franny, that line was hilarious! Now it's just lame

Envy: I cited a 3 6 Mafia song that contains a word that rhymes with job . Haha.
[/quote]
Gotta keep it cleannnnn...this thread is like my pet project...

[DrMoonTooth]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1296096253' post='625658']
Gotta keep it cleannnnn...this thread is like my pet project...
[/quote]
...and to think, all this time I thought they were talking about door knobs .

[ryan23945]

to feel this u dont need crys
take a journey to my mind or what i call the abyss
u may not like what i say but dont u tell me i dont mean this
and this is my life i cant do what want
i dont front but i flaunt and my record is staunch
i mean what i say and most of ya'll cant take it
youll never fade it so u choose to berate it
u want my style call it out like u wanna date it
ill flip flop my wont stop just like your tear drops
oh ya youll need some tats of those 2
cookin up a meant pot of pwnage call it a brew
stir ur emotions like stew im sick like the flu
i dont play games but this is like clue
in the booth, with a mic, thats how i murdered u

[DrMoonTooth]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1296096627' post='625665']
to feel this u dont need crys
take a journey to my mind or what i call the abyss
u may not like what i say but dont u tell me i dont mean this
and this is my life i cant do what want
i dont front but i flaunt and my record is staunch
i mean what i say and most of ya'll cant take it
youll never fade it so u choose to berate it
u want my style call it out like u wanna date it
ill flip flop my wont stop just like your tear drops
oh ya youll need some tats of those 2
cookin up a meant pot of pwnage call it a brew
stir ur emotions like stew im sick like the flu
i dont play games but this is like clue
in the booth, with a mic, thats how i murdered u
[/quote]
Murder me? I concede,
plead the fifth to that myth,
receed into my dreams where I can conceive
a scheme to redeem myself from these speculated
means of conspiracy, it's all quite clear to me, see...

I can't be murdered, you're sadly mistaken,
I'll burn you to the sixth degree of separation,
I'm larger than the Perturbation Theoretical Equation,
Just cut you with my sharp mind, now I'm on probation.

Did you get those references? I'll give you a week,
So your brain has time to comprehend my complicated speech.

[ryan23945]

[quote name='DrMoonTooth' timestamp='1296099682' post='625704']
Murder me? I concede,
plead the fifth to that myth,
receed into my dreams where I can conceive
a scheme to redeem myself from these speculated
means of conspiracy, it's all quite clear to me, see...

I can't be murdered, you're sadly mistaken,
I'll burn you to the sixth degree of separation,
I'm larger than the Perturbation Theoretical Equation,
Just cut you with my sharp mind, now I'm on probation.

Did you get those references? I'll give you a week,
So your brain has time to comprehend my complicated speech.
[/quote]
aint no probation if i cut u it will be life in prison
which is a better sentence than u talkin and me forced to listen
im revered as a deity or god, im given kids to christen
they baptized by my words and my blessings r vast
u cant see me man, its like im wearin a mask

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='DrMoonTooth' timestamp='1296096099' post='625655']
Man....Franny, that line was hilarious! Now it's just lame

Envy: I cited a 3 6 Mafia song that contains a word that rhymes with job . Haha.
[/quote]
Lol, I believe I know what song.

[DrMoonTooth]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1296101003' post='625712']
aint no probation if i cut u it will be life in prison
which is a better sentence than u talkin and me forced to listen
im revered as a deity or god, im given kids to christen
they baptized by my words and my blessings r vast
u cant see me man, its like im wearin a mask
[/quote]
Ignorance is bliss,
That was apparent in your diss,
Cleary, you didn't understand my rhetoric,
It's like I'm from the union and you're a confederate,
That was history, but this war is over,
You're luck has run out, no more four-leaf clovers,
Nostradamus looks to me for prophecies, and I guarantee
That I'm not your favorite teacher,
Baptize you in your own words 'cause I'm also your [b]preacher[/b],
Betray you like Brutus did to Caesar,
Make fun of your [u]"falling sickness"[/u], I'm a teaser,
Screw our rights, I've got a warrant for your [u]seizure[/u],
Not convinced? [b]My gospel[/b] will make you a believer.

[DrMoonTooth]

The Dr. is out.

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='DrMoonTooth' timestamp='1296103983' post='625726']
Ignorance is bliss,
That was apparent in your diss,
Cleary, you didn't understand my rhetoric,
It's like I'm from the union and you're a confederate,
That was history, but this war is over,
You're luck has run out, no more four-leaf clovers,
Nostradamus looks to me for prophecies, and I guarantee
That I'm not your favorite teacher,
Baptize you in your own words 'cause I'm also your [b]preacher[/b],
Betray you like Brutus did to Caesar,
Make fun of your [u]"falling sickness"[/u], I'm a teaser,
Screw our rights, I've got a warrant for your [u]seizure[/u],
Not convinced? [b]My gospel[/b] will make you a believer.
[/quote]
Its impossible for this to be possible!
Aliens don't exist in the mist!
so im going to punch you with my fist! (thats not a threat don't hurt me, it just rhymes)

(by the way didn't Thomas Hobbes or someone right a book called "The cyclops or the Gospel bearer" ???)
and yes i suck!

[DrMoonTooth]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1296143877' post='625876']
Its impossible for this to be possible!
Aliens don't exist in the mist!
so im going to punch you with my fist! (thats not a threat don't hurt me, it just rhymes)

(by the way didn't Thomas Hobbes or someone right a book called "The cyclops or the Gospel bearer" ???)
and yes i suck!
[/quote]
It's very possible when you listen to as much rap as I do haha. Are you calling me an alien??? Haha. I know you're merely joking.

Umm...I don't recognize the names. I looked up both and neither came up for me as books. The only book by Hobbes I'm relatively familiar with is [i]The Leviathon[/i].

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='DrMoonTooth' timestamp='1296182193' post='626684']
It's very possible when you listen to as much rap as I do haha. Are you calling me an alien??? Haha. I know you're merely joking.

Umm...I don't recognize the names. I looked up both and neither came up for me as books. The only book by Hobbes I'm relatively familiar with is [i]The Leviathon[/i].
[/quote]
Cyclops or the gospel bearer 1529 by Erasmus!
i found it yeah!

Yeah i don't listen to rap, so it would make since i am terrible at it!

[ryan23945]

this thread is a ghost needs to be brought back to life
its not to encouraging to see it not put up a fight
keep it alive keep it goin keep it daily
keep it burning hot moving fast always coming back like halleys
but never crashing just smashing down walls
make sure its always flying make sure it never falls
envy where u at this thread is ur baby
dont give up on its potential man that ish is crazy

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

Lil' Debbie Flow, All my raps do is speak cake
My dough on the rise, so it's hard to keep space
Bars too hot, you ain't gotta add Tabasco
And I'm "crazy fly" like a Raven.. Wacko Flacco

[Shawn`]

Orange.

[Ed_Reed20]

Swag.