Freestyle Session: Forum Style

[ryan23945]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1295900232' post='623232']
Take her to the park. I don't care.
Just watch out for that... bear.

I'm not good at this.
[/quote]
dont worry man ill coach u up so good ud think i was on the ravens staff
then cuz ur asian u can coach me at math

[kagejb]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295903220' post='623277']
dont worry man ill coach u up so good ud think i was on the ravens staff
then cuz ur asian u can coach me at math
[/quote]
I have a D in geometry so that's no good.
I'd rather have you take me a on a trip to the hood.

lolwut?

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1295898633' post='623212']
Anyone can rhyme, but it's skill without curses //
Talent is the line between worst from what the first is
[/quote]
cosign

Real rappers dig deep from within through the hard surface
My music worth more than gold, so I dig for each and every one of these verses

[ryan23945]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1295903481' post='623280']
cosign

Real rappers dig deep from within through the hard surface
My music worth more than gold, so I dig for each and every one of these verses
[/quote]
u can dig all u want u cant get to my mind
i been 1 of a kind check my past, hit rewind
guaranteed to find none like my kind, but ur a dime a dozen
so many related to u your sisters also your cousin

[H8R]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1295895419' post='623181']
H8R Aid is what you need 'fore you choke on your own spit //
Start a post 'bout how I'll beat you then make the thread stick //
Have you piss where you sit, make you stand over air //
If the clouds don't catch you, the ground will, right there
Have you seeing double from my mic check, 1, 2 //
My words do more than what spits from a gun'll do //
You can't afford to pay me mind if your brain goes blank //
Be grateful I responded; your burial's your thanks
[/quote]


Like a Phoenix, Franchise TRIED to rise from the ashes
Like a true story teller, H8r put you in a glass casket.
Some might question the use of glass, it's simple
Want the world to see the blood bath and your body wrikled
I don't look to the clouds for devine intervention
Just call my grunts, they do as I say.. H8R's Henchmen
I creep into your mind like crack feinding criminal
My thoughts could hogtie ya with your own tongue, subliminal
Next time you try to speak to the subject at hand
Realize the litny of problems you're sure to stand
Afterall, your not dealing with a mortal man
Something greater then your natural being
I'm a Supernatural, my hearts forever beating
Lungs always breathing and brain still thinking
Meanwhile, your corpse is DOA and just started stinking.
My suggestion for you: sharpen your skill, strenghten your will
If that don't work, just end it for real or I can do it for ya still.
I'll ripp your arms from their sockets, the dough out your pockets
Im not Talking Dooms-Day theories, I'm a Biblical Prophet.

[H8R]

next?

[ryan23945]

im off the chain u just off your game
im insane im a lyrical demon
got u beggin to swallow my lyrical seamin
u gettin beat by the lions and jags, call it a double teamin
u want the secret to my style askin if u buy will i sell
but like j holiday im singin "i wont tell"
puttin u on ice like u in a babes bath
u soundin fruity and getting squished call it the grapes of wrath
now u drivin fast to get away u just dialed avis
they all can see ur outta touch they callin u al davis

[sliceanddic3]

Sitting my office with a plate grilled bacon, call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin. Yo mike this town is dope and pretty, so check out how we live, in the electric city!

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295903795' post='623284']
u can dig all u want u cant get to my mind
i been 1 of a kind check my past, hit rewind
guaranteed to find none like my kind, but ur a dime a dozen
so many related to u your sisters also your cousin
[/quote]
I'm fresh to death, just hopping out the coffin
You're only one of a kind cause whack rappers don't spit at me often
I'm sick, I might as well get on tracks and start coughing
And you can get "balled" on, like Spalding

[ryan23945]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1295762321' post='621448']
Yeah cause [b]we all fresh to death[/b]
Went from no swag to being so fly.. I been left the nest
Dudes always ask Caliber "why you always killin' em"
"Why you always serving rappers, like Venus Williams?"
[/quote]


[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1295907961' post='623364']
[b]I'm fresh to death[/b], just hopping out the coffin
You're only one of a kind cause whack rappers don't spit at me often
I'm sick, I might as well get on tracks and start coughing
And you can get "balled" on, like Spalding
[/quote]
that line was lame the first time u used it
ur skill is spiraling down and ur ego u just bruised it
u got no talent, im sorry, u just proved it
now im the mountain in your way aint no chance u can move it

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='H8R' timestamp='1295904326' post='623302']
Like a Phoenix, Franchise TRIED to rise from the ashes
Like a true story teller, H8r put you in a glass casket.
Some might question the use of glass, it's simple
Want the world to see the blood bath and your body wrikled
I don't look to the clouds for devine intervention
Just call my grunts, they do as I say.. H8R's Henchmen
I creep into your mind like crack feinding criminal
My thoughts could hogtie ya with your own tongue, subliminal
Next time you try to speak to the subject at hand
Realize the litny of problems you're sure to stand
Afterall, your not dealing with a mortal man
Something greater then your natural being
I'm a Supernatural, my hearts forever beating
Lungs always breathing and brain still thinking
Meanwhile, your corpse is DOA and just started stinking.
My suggestion for you: sharpen your skill, strenghten your will
If that don't work, just end it for real or I can do it for ya still.
I'll ripp your arms from their sockets, the dough out your pockets
Im not Talking Dooms-Day theories, I'm a Biblical Prophet.
[/quote]
Take notes, I'll lecture you with this lyrical lesson //
It's Anatomy of Rhyme -- this here's a live dissection //
The pen is the scapel, the punchline's the incision //
I made a vivisection where your heart's been missin'
So it's back to the morgue where the H8R's the slab //
His verse is the course and this paper's my lab //
Enter my domain, there's no exit until you pass //
You continue to fail, but you won't be the last
If you're still taking notes, take note of my lines //
See how life is subtracted from your lines by rhyme? //
Like the guy on [i]South Park[/i], [url="http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151316/not-taking-kindly"]don't take kindly to your type[/url] //
No, it's not black or white, but the kind who can't write
My words are H8R-proof; I do magic, you go [i]*poof*[/i] //
I hold enough weight here to collapse your whole roof //
So, shoo, fly, shoo; you're a pest, I'm a machine //
My words are bullets; no vest protects from my 16

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295908501' post='623370']
that line was lame the first time u used it
ur skill is spiraling down and ur ego u just bruised it
u got no talent, im sorry, u just proved it
now im the mountain in your way aint no chance u can move it
[/quote]
Mountain? Please you're so easy to destroy
I'd just run with my clique of "Steelers" like Troy
These raps I deploy just kill off these decoys
Even Nintendo doesn't have this much Game.. Boy(Gameboy)
No talent? You only see raps like this in your dreams
I'm unreal, like Sony's slogan.. Make believe

[ryan23945]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1295909878' post='623393']
Mountain? Please you're so easy to destroy
I'd just run with my clique of "Steelers" like Troy
These raps I deploy just kill off these decoys
Even Nintendo doesn't have this much Game.. Boy(Gameboy)
No talent? You only see raps like this in your dreams
I'm unreal, like Sony's slogan.. Make believe
[/quote]
u double up on rhymes like amy winehouse is doubling up on lines
fresh? why u usng the same line 2 times?
now i cant take u serious im the joker askin why so
my words make ladies wet they say u got a dry flow
ill make u die slow while u cry for mommy
i sell out on broadway so much they call me tommy

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295910405' post='623399']
u double up on rhymes like amy winehouse is doubling up on lines
fresh? why u usng the same line 2 times?
now i cant take u serious im the joker askin why so
my words make ladies wet they say u got a dry flow
ill make u die slow while u cry for mommy
i sell out on broadway so much they call me tommy
[/quote]
I keep saying I'm fresh cause I'm in the air like pollen be
You following my posts like people on Twitter follow me
The realest rhymes here, all your raps are artificial
Them same girls you get wet, know my number like their Social
I'm always on point, so these dudes call me Focal
My raps residents to the world, all yours are local..

[AwakenTheDemon]

One fish, two fish
Red fish, blue fish

Am I doing this right?

[deathonwings52]

If you are raven fan most likely you have seen the ravens death on wings video on youtube,,,,,,well I made one for my UNC tarheels whos defense was great just like the ravens and wondering if someone who has seen the ravens death on wings thing of the one I created. thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bB6c5b-Iqo

[kagejb]

[quote name='deathonwings52' timestamp='1295915626' post='623488']
If you are raven fan most likely you have seen the ravens death on wings video on youtube,,,,,,well I made one for my UNC tarheels whos defense was great just like the ravens and wondering if someone who has seen the ravens death on wings thing of the one I created. thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bB6c5b-Iqo
[/quote]
That's the greatest freestyle I have ever seen.

[Romo Ravens]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1295911911' post='623423']
I keep saying I'm fresh cause I'm in the air like pollen be
You following my posts like people on Twitter follow me
The realest rhymes here, all your raps are artificial
Them same girls you get wet, know my number like their Social
I'm always on point, so these dudes call me Focal
My raps residents to the world, all yours are local..
[/quote]

If you make girls wet, then I create torrential downpours
I'm hotter than a molotov, tighter than closed doors
You need to take a lesson out of my book, Professor Romo
My whole team love me, girls and boys, no ****

[Romo Ravens]

I hope Mod 3 doesn't come in here and suck up all the fun

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='Romo Ravens' timestamp='1295916336' post='623502']
I hope Mod 3 doesn't come in here and suck up all the fun
[/quote]
Hell yeah. I'm having mad fun with this.

[thewarden86]

My turn:

"Kinky Stinky. Slim not Slinky."

Now who can finish it?

*snicker*

[ryan23945]

[quote name='thewarden86' timestamp='1295919345' post='623575']
My turn:

"Kinky Stinky. Slim not Slinky."

Now who can finish it?

*snicker*
[/quote]
do you really wanna get involved in this

[thewarden86]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295919579' post='623580']
do you really wanna get involved in this
[/quote]

hehehehe. No. I can't free style and none of the few rap lyrics I know are acceptable here. Maybe some RUN DMC stuff, but no NWA or Wu Tang Clan.

[cursona pirate]

[quote name='thewarden86' timestamp='1295919345' post='623575']
My turn:

"Kinky Stinky. Slim not Slinky."

Now who can finish it?

*snicker*
[/quote]
slinky is from toy story
says the girl named tory
so she got much glory
then she said she was sorry
so she said
"im a gangsta, a prankster, your mama comes from cancer, i like to pants here then dance with her ,ohhhhh such a monster!

lol i suck so much yaw dawg

[BloodRaven]

Kinky Stinky. Slim not Slinky.

Big Ben and Rex get kinky...

[ryan23945]

[quote name='thewarden86' timestamp='1295919875' post='623591']
hehehehe. No. I can't free style and none of the few rap lyrics I know are acceptable here. Maybe some RUN DMC stuff, but no NWA or Wu Tang Clan.
[/quote]
u may bleed black and yellow but ima make u bleed red
u may think the nfl needs the steelers buy they better off dead
hines wards a cheap shot artist thats about his only cred
wipe that goofy smile off his face when i smack em up side his head
i know ur teams the squeelers and im sure u love em
but take ur superbowls and go home, u know where u can shove em

[thewarden86]

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295920675' post='623617']
u may bleed black and yellow but ima make u bleed red
u may think the nfl needs the steelers buy they better off dead
hines wards a cheap shot artist thats about his only cred
wipe that goofy smile off his face when i smack em up side his head
i know ur teams the squeelers and im sure u love em
but take ur superbowls and go home, u know where u can shove em
[/quote]
That's about as far as we'll go.

Remember, keep it clean and tame, folks.

[ryan23945]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1295921144' post='623627']
That's about as far as we'll go.

Remember, keep it clean and tame, folks.
[/quote]
thats as far as we can go? i aint even touched the surface
i better draw my shades then, or else it will b curtains

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1295920445' post='623608']
Kinky Stinky. Slim not Slinky.

Big Ben and Rex get kinky...
[/quote]
Until they get sleepy.. lol