Freestyle Session: Forum Style

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1295818145' post='621936']
Lol this turned into a battle rap.


I'm number one, ain't no spots after that
So be content with two or zero and just grasp the fact
A monster when I spit, these artists won't win
And the green stay on Caliber like the Hulk Skin
[/quote]
I'm down for the hunt, or [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4"]Ackbar -- IT'S A TRAP[/url]! //
No-win if we battle bars; with you, it's a wrap (rap) //
I lack courage to show mercy, but here's my finish //
You couldn't Pop-Eye even if you're [url="http://www.popeyes.com/"]chicken[/url] and [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye"]ate spinach[/url]

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1295806810' post='621706']
War Machine, I am, but not a sidekick //
I destroy all I can from the side of my iris //
[b]Cyclops -- I laser down the barrel of my sight //
I'll erase what you type and turn your ink into white[/b]
[/quote]
I'm the sun boy, you not even half the star
War Machine? Please you're an actor.. like your avatar
I'll bury you artists and keep you under
Who the best? Please, I even got Stevie scared to "Wonder"
If hitmans attack you, I'm probably the funder
So you better recognize fire when you "see it".. Scott Summers

[Bltravens]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1295764034' post='621462']
I am too Asian for this.
[/quote]
bahaha, this is the best post in the thread

[PuRock]

(Lil Jon insert)

Yeaaah! What?! Let's Go!

[cursona pirate]

Scott summers owns a hot hummer
It's made of lumber and sometimes the hunter
If you dont understand get in this can
This is because we are gangster fans man?!
[quote name='EnVy_CaLiBeR' timestamp='1295819190' post='621949']
I'm the sun boy, you not even half the star
War Machine? Please you're an actor.. like your avatar
I'll bury you artists and keep you under
Who the best? Please, I even got Stevie scared to "Wonder"
If hitmans attack you, I'm probably the funder
So you better recognize fire when you "see it".. Scott Summers
[/quote]

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='cursona pirate' timestamp='1295836103' post='622462']
Scott summers owns a hot hummer
It's made of lumber and sometimes the hunter
If you dont understand get in this can
This is because we are gangster fans man?!
[/quote]
Lol.

We gangsta, but I'm more gangsta than the next man
Get the money, and "Jet" faster than Rex can..
And while we on the subject of X-Man
My confidence flying on wings with Archangel's Wingspan

[AwakenTheDemon]

*Drags his cardboard into the thread*
Shall I break dance?

[Purple Nurple]

Who keeps deleting my flavor flav picture? What, you can refer to lil john but not Flav? Whats going on?

[ryan23945]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1295852698' post='622847']
Who keeps deleting my flavor flav picture? What, you can refer to lil john but not Flav? Whats going on?
[/quote]
[size="5"]THE HUMANITY!!!![/size]
[img]http://www.nndb.com/people/432/000025357/knight-en.jpg[/img]

[Purple Nurple]

Humanity indeed, the beast that feeds on greed
Going after my prize like the DEA does weed.
Sorry, but I tried twice to goof on Flavor Flav
But to make waves here just doesnt pay. Word up.

Dust in the wind
all we are is dust in the wind.......

same old song
just a drop of water in an endless sea.....

YOURE MY BOY BLUE!!!!!

[XxSizzleXx]

I'm going to drop my first album with the lyrics from this thread haha. Once it hits 4 pages I should have enough material.

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='XxSizzleXx' timestamp='1295857607' post='622878']
I'm going to drop my first album with the lyrics from this thread haha. Once it hits 4 pages I should have enough material.
[/quote]
Lmao! You guys are goofy.

[PuRock]

[quote name='XxSizzleXx' timestamp='1295857607' post='622878']
I'm going to drop my first album with the lyrics from this thread haha. Once it hits 4 pages I should have enough material.
[/quote]

Dude I better get some royalties for my 'lil jon contribution.

[1/28/01]

I am white, that's right
I like the beach, yeah.......

Killed it, sup!?!!??!?

[H8R]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' timestamp='1295764886' post='621469']
Game like Wade? I'll shut it down in the [url="http://boards.baltimoreravens.com/topic/33330-freestyle-session-forum-style/page__view__findpost__p__621469"]post[/url] //
[i][url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095016/"]Die Hard[/url][/i] like Bruce Willis? I'll have you [url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167404/"]playing a ghost[/url] //
Disappear like Magic, or [url="http://www.orlandopinstripedpost.com/2011/1/11/1929332/mccann-orlando-magic-not-interested-in-free-agent-big-men"]the talent on it[/url] //
Try to play my game? You couldn't pass the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauntlet_(arcade_game)"]gauntlet[/url]
[/quote]



All this coming from "The Franchise", who envy's the Rock?
Like Stevie Johson in overtime, You're sure to get dropped
You're lucky this is a radio edit-style forum crashing session
We all know your tweezed-Jabrony eyebrows screams " I HAVE A CONFESSION"
Not into pulling punches, I'm into stealing lunches by the bunches
I'm a B-more Bully, natural disaters happen, I get flags thrown at me for ROUGHING THE RAPPER.
Critical components on mastering your oppenent: crushing the pride, severing the spine, making em cry and lyrically burrying em alive.
I've completed all of the above and when push came to shove, H8R crushed the Franchise.. No IFS ANDS OR BUTS.

[H8R]

Call me Bobby Fisher the ultimate Chessmatician
When H8R drops the knowledge, people tend to listen
Call me doctor Openheimer, cus I just GONE FISSION
No need for dissin, I do this for a living
I drop bombs on you like an inner city Pigeon.

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

[quote name='H8R' timestamp='1295887157' post='623044']
All this coming from "The Franchise", who envy's the Rock?
Like Stevie Johson in overtime, You're sure to get dropped
You're lucky this is a radio edit-style forum crashing session
We all know your tweezed-Jabrony eyebrows screams " I HAVE A CONFESSION"
Not into pulling punches, I'm into stealing lunches by the bunches
[b]I'm a B-more Bully, natural disaters happen, I get flags thrown at me for ROUGHING THE RAPPER.[/b]
Critical components on mastering your oppenent: crushing the pride, severing the spine, making em cry and lyrically burrying em alive.
I've completed all of the above and when push came to shove, H8R crushed the Franchise.. No IFS ANDS OR BUTS.
[/quote]
Sick.

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

If y'all raps cold, my tracks damn near frozen
All I do is write "Magic" like J.K. Rowling

[H8R]

You're suff is more like the Mystics, then the Magic.
Come on dude spit something worth my time so I can let you have it.


: P

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

lol

You don't want the animal, especially when he's rabid
Something like Randy, when it comes to rap I'm a "Savage"
I kick rappers heads off, I'm Sam Koch when I punt
And in chess I'm the King, you just a pawn in the front

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='H8R' timestamp='1295887157' post='623044']
All this coming from "The Franchise", who envy's the Rock?
Like Stevie Johson in overtime, You're sure to get dropped
You're lucky this is a radio edit-style forum crashing session
We all know your tweezed-Jabrony eyebrows screams " I HAVE A CONFESSION"
Not into pulling punches, I'm into stealing lunches by the bunches
I'm a B-more Bully, natural disaters happen, I get flags thrown at me for ROUGHING THE RAPPER.
Critical components on mastering your oppenent: crushing the pride, severing the spine, making em cry and lyrically burrying em alive.
I've completed all of the above and when push came to shove, H8R crushed the Franchise.. No IFS ANDS OR BUTS.
[/quote]
H8R Aid is what you need 'fore you choke on your own spit //
Start a post 'bout how I'll beat you then make the thread stick //
Have you piss where you sit, make you stand over air //
If the clouds don't catch you, the ground will, right there
Have you seeing double from my mic check, 1, 2 //
My words do more than what spits from a gun'll do //
You can't afford to pay me mind if your brain goes blank //
Be grateful I responded; your burial's your thanks

[kagejb]

It must be hard freestlying like this in a family oriented forum.

[ryan23945]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1295895848' post='623183']
It must be hard freestlying like this in a family oriented forum.
[/quote]
not as hard when ur this versatile
or this smooth, madden 11, create a player, qb, tom bradys style
so dont get bent outta shape, u an S in SreSS
which means your 3 times as worried
got u scared to come out, home alone like tim curry

[ryan23945]

[quote name='H8R' timestamp='1295887157' post='623044']
All this coming from "The Franchise", who envy's the Rock?
Like Stevie Johson in overtime, You're sure to get dropped
You're lucky this is a radio edit-style forum crashing session
We all know your tweezed-Jabrony eyebrows screams " I HAVE A CONFESSION"
Not into pulling punches, I'm into stealing lunches by the bunches
I'm a B-more Bully, natural disaters happen, I get flags thrown at me for ROUGHING THE RAPPER.
Critical components on mastering your oppenent: crushing the pride, severing the spine, making em cry and lyrically burrying em alive.
I've completed all of the above and when push came to shove, H8R crushed the Franchise.. No IFS ANDS OR BUTS.
[/quote]
dont come at my boy tha franchise, or envy
3 strong we the perfect beast
our rep rises like yeast and ur rep just ceased
lets all put our minds together, united we never bore em
the name of our crew? "The Forum"
we steal shows like steelers stolen superbowls
yellow and black some superhoes
they hearts supercold like they might need some buckley
suspend 1 make 1 head of the nflpa, trade mike wallace for chansi stucky

[Romo Ravens]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295897956' post='623204']
not as hard when ur this versatile
or this smooth, madden 11, create a player, qb, tom bradys style
so dont get bent outta shape, u an S in SreSS
which means your 3 times as worried
got u scared to come out, home alone like tim curry
[/quote]

I'll knock you off your feet like a proposal on one knee
They call me switch gears because I'm never on one speed
I can take it high, low, around the middle and back again
I'm not your friend, you're just as confused as a lesbian
Is what I want but will I ever have?
My life is full of money, wallet on creatine
You trying to out-rap me like watching Inception, it's just a dream

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1295895848' post='623183']
It must be hard freestlying like this in a family oriented forum.
[/quote]
Anyone can rhyme, but it's skill without curses //
Talent is the line between worst from what the first is

[kagejb]

WHY IS EVERYBODY QUOTING ME WHEN I DIDN'T RAP. /cruisecontrol

My name is kagejb and I am neat.
I like pretty girls and I like to eat.

[ryan23945]

[quote name='kagejb' timestamp='1295898948' post='623215']
WHY IS EVERYBODY QUOTING ME WHEN I DIDN'T RAP. /cruisecontrol

My name is kagejb and I am neat.
I like pretty girls and I like to eat.
[/quote]
haha

ill take your pretty girl cuz she claiming u abuse her
she droppin u like charges from kobes rape accuser

[AwakenTheDemon]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1295886322' post='623024']
I am white, that's right
I like the beach, yeah.......

Killed it, sup!?!!??!?
[/quote]

Man, Nurps, you're getting no respect in this thread.

[kagejb]

[quote name='ryan23945' timestamp='1295899522' post='623220']
haha

ill take your pretty girl cuz she claiming u abuse her
she droppin u like charges from kobes rape accuser
[/quote]
Take her to the park. I don't care.
Just watch out for that... bear.

I'm not good at this.