Best Football Term

[1/28/01]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1291254918' post='556826']
Chop block
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Now that one is just damn funny....

[1/28/01]

[quote name='Malkavian Raven' timestamp='1291254793' post='556820']
[font="Century Gothic"]Not so much term as it was a Theisman quote during a game, I must've just been in a mood that night ::[/font]

[font="Century Gothic"]"There's nothing more that I like than a big, tight end that'll get nasty in the redzone."[/font]

[font="Century Gothic"]I need a shower, I feel dirty.[/font]

[font="Century Gothic"][i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]
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Nothing better than a Theismann quote....nice!

[Clutch Ravens]

"Givin' him the business"

It's technically a football term if a referee gives a penalty for it.

Look it up on youtube.

[PuRock]

This should be easy since football terms go hand and hand as sexual innuendos.

Penetration.

[PuRock]

Buttonhook.

[1/28/01]

Post

[PuRock]

Sack. Loose Ball!

[Malkavian Raven]

[font="Century Gothic"]Nothing worse than playing football... starting out as a tight end... only to be a wide receiver by the end of the season. Try saying that with a straight face.

[i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]

[1/28/01]

Hit the hole.....did I go too far?

[Malkavian Raven]

[font="Century Gothic"]Oh, don't forget...

"finding the seam"

[i]~ Malkavian Raven[/i][/font]

[Ed_Reed20]

Find a crease

[RavensAllTheWay]

illegal contact drives me crazy....

[RavensAllTheWay]

How about goal line stand?

[hawkprey]

I've got my first girlfriend coming over tonight. I think I'm going to have to print this thread out.

Now what do I do with this "chop block"?

[thewarden86]

Muddle Huddle

[MagicianCamille]

Penetration.

[1/28/01]

Scrum....

[darklight1216]

I like the quotes:

"Defense wins championships." (although that's becoming a bit antiquated)

"They are who we thought they were."

"Playoffs, playoffs?!"

But I suppose my favorite term is currently "unabated to the quarterback."

[1/28/01]

[quote name='MagicianCamille' timestamp='1291257953' post='556958']
Penetration.
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Repeat.....but a classic

[thewarden86]

[quote name='MagicianCamille' timestamp='1291257953' post='556958']
Penetration.
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I can't believe we're this far into the list before that one came up.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1291257997' post='556961']
Repeat.....but a classic
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Oh. I missed it the first time.

[hawkprey]

Penetr--!!!

Aw...

[1/28/01]

[quote name='thewarden86' timestamp='1291258400' post='556985']
Sorry! I didn't spend the day drinkin and tearing my own lawn on my quad rich boy! ;-)
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Ha, not rich.....just frugal

[RavensAllTheWay]

unncessary roughness

[PuRock]

Too many men on the field.

[PuRock]

I hate when the quarterback gets a sack like this:

The linebacker came at his blind side and got him from behind.

[hawkprey]

This is too easy.

I remember when I met this girl. My first move was the touchback. Then I tried to get into the endzone. That was an easy score.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1291259405' post='557022']
Too many men on the field.
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I wonder what would happen in that case if the commentator said something like, "Uh Oh, Sausage fest! That'll cost 'em five yards."

[1/28/01]

In a split back formation, I hit the seam with some gap penetration......

Too far again?

[hawkprey]

[quote name='1/28/01' timestamp='1291261305' post='557067']
In a split back formation, I hit the seam with some gap penetration......

Too far again?
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Not far enough