Leron's Supreme Court Case

[hawkprey]

[size="4"]This just in!

[u]As we follow the Supreme Court case of [b]Crowder Vs Loogie[/b],[/u]
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Crowder began his opening arguments. "Oh, are yall gonna write this? Get ya pens out?"
The scribe took extreme offense.

"Das som real ho shii'", he continued. Crowder then explained his version of a restraining order, which involved McClain being beaten to death if he were to visit Miami. The judged agreed about the "ho shii'", but was believed the "beaten to death" amendment would only be a reasonable response if it included "unnecessary genocide" as well.

The defendant, meanwhile, continued his platform to deny that the spit ever left his mouth, though it may have dangled on his lip for about an hour.

McClain then began feverishly wiping his lips to prevent from slobbering all over the floor.

[color="#000000"]The league reported that they were "looking into the situation". However, also looking into the situation is the United States Government, The UN, and even the Holy Vatican, who claim the loogie may have been either an act of god, or perhaps a cough. God could not be contacted for clarification.

If found guilty, McClain will be disciplined by the NFL under their new league rule for such behavior which goes beyond a simple fine. It's called a "Fine and Dandy", where the player will have to pay [i]and [/i] do something they wouldn't normally like to do.

In this case, McClain will be forced to collect garbage at the Dolphins' stadium after a home loss. The players, including Chowder, are not happy about having to be picked up.[/color]

More recently, Mr. McClain was asked to repeat the spit as Evidence A. He was handed a bucket and a bowl of Manhattan Clam Chowder.

Footage of the alledged game spit was replayed in the court over and over for "Judicial Review". WR Derrick "Old Guy" Mason attested that each time the tape was reviewed, you could clearly see that the Dolphins still lost. Badly. He was then helped out of the witness box by a Boy Scout and wheeled back out of the court.

On the prosecutors side, according to eyewitness Mr. Dansby, the entire Miami sideline unsurprisingly agreed with the Chowder. The spit was launched at around 3:40pm. The Miami sideline ended their argument using "You shoulda whooped his ---" as their closing statement. [/color][/font]

[ravens__]

Haha! As soon as I read the title of the thread, I was convinced it would be a good one.
Nicely played, hawkprey.

[codizzle]

Haha mason's line... Best part by fa... Had to use that one on a few dolphins fans while we were tslking bout dansby's comments.