The "Awe-Inspiring" Ravens Beast

[Purple Nurple]

You have no idea the depths of my depravity, buddy.


When will PARavensgirl share her tweets with the rest of us?

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Ravens Beast' timestamp='1286338748' post='499952']
Dallas will put together all the talent...in another game. But will still win this game due to the fact that if you shut down Chris Johnson you stop the Titans, and they do just that. 21-7 Cowboys.
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I think you're titanically underestimating the Titans. They have far more to their defense than just Fantasy Football Star Johnson! Plus, their defense is in the Top 5 rankings.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Ravens Beast' timestamp='1286338748' post='499952']
THE TOILET BOWL MATCHUP OF THE WEEK: Taking the Jags. Why? Cause they suck less. 24-10 Jags
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Heh, that's what I'm thinking too. At least the Jags beat the Colts with the most stunning FG ever: 59 yards!

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1286395718' post='500509']
Can a football fit into a human orifice?
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Wouldn't you like to know?

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1286395791' post='500511']
If you put a wig and some lipstick on a football, would Cromatrie have sex with it?
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Heh, I was wondering that myself...

[Purple Nurple]

Multi-quote is your friend.

[Malkavian Raven]

1.) You think 3 AFC North teams make the post-season this year?

2.) How many more times will Favre pretend to retire so he can skip training camp?

3.) Where did you get your "awe-inspiring" mojo?

4.) Am I in your "five"?

5.) Can I please use the restroom?

[XxSizzleXx]

How many interceptions will Ed Reed get?

How many sacks will Suggs finish with?

[flynismo]

[quote name='Ravens Beast' timestamp='1286412529' post='500763']<br />I don't think they were interested in getting an older receiver who only has a few years left. [/quote]

Since when did Washington care about that? They gave a nearly 30 year old Haynesworth a gajillion dollars (give or take) and gave up a second for old man McNabb.

[flynismo]

Who's uglier? Boldin or Suggs?

[XxSizzleXx]

[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1286438100' post='500984']
Who's uglier? Boldin or Suggs?
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We all know the answer to that.

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='Malkavian Raven' timestamp='1286420093' post='500887']
1.) You think 3 AFC North teams make the post-season this year?

2.) How many more times will Favre pretend to retire so he can skip training camp?

3.) Where did you get your "awe-inspiring" mojo?

4.) Am I in your "five"?

5.) Can I please use the restroom?
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1. No I do not think 3 teams make it this year. Bengals will be the odd man out. It will be the Ravens and the Steelers representing the AFC North.

2. None. This is his last year I believe!

3. My "awe-inspiring" mojo I first discovered after an eagle landed on my shoulder and I taught it English that day. After that a grizzly bear ran up to me and I took it skydiving. While I swam in South Africa I choked 2 Great Whites out at the same time after that I made jelly out of a jelly fish and shared it with various sea lions. You'd probably think that's all but its not. I have many more stories about how "awe-inspiring" I am.

Oh and also I'm football savvy.

4. Don't have a "five" AT&T is the way to go. IPhone 4 is awesome.

5. Yes you may use the restroom.


[quote name='XxSizzleXx' timestamp='1286426539' post='500929']
How many interceptions will Ed Reed get?

How many sacks will Suggs finish with?
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6 INT's for Reed
10.5 Sacks for Suggs


[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1286438040' post='500982']
Since when did Washington care about that? They gave a nearly 30 year old Haynesworth a gajillion dollars (give or take) and gave up a second for old man McNabb.
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Since they have been under Shanahan command.

[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1286438100' post='500984']
Who's uglier? Boldin or Suggs?
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OBVIOUSLY Suggs. Dude looks like a T-Rex

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1286414728' post='500800']
I think you're titanically underestimating the Titans. They have far more to their defense than just Fantasy Football Star Johnson! Plus, their defense is in the Top 5 rankings.
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I guess we will see on Sunday won't we? I never said anything bad about the Titans D.

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1286414942' post='500805']
Heh, that's what I'm thinking too. At least the Jags beat the Colts with the most stunning FG ever: 59 yards!
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That was amazing I was hoping for OT so Peyton could help me in Fantasy Football.

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1286415550' post='500819']
Heh, I was wondering that myself...
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I already answered that my friend.

[flynismo]

[quote name='Ravens Beast' timestamp='1286455846' post='501042']OBVIOUSLY Suggs. Dude looks like a T-Rex<br />[/quote]

You ever see that '80s movie "Mask" with Cher?
Just sayin'....Anquan Boldin...Rocky Dennis...I think that is a closer call than you think.

Another question.

Am I crazy, or is Cleveland looking like a legitimate team who is just a few key players away from being a very competitive team?

[PuRock]

[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1286486482' post='501388']
You ever see that '80s movie "Mask" with Cher?
Just sayin'....Anquan Boldin...Rocky Dennis...I think that is a closer call than you think.
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That's a rough one on Q. Good movie.

[img]http://kimnoble.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rocky-dennis-in-mask.jpg[/img]

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1286486482' post='501388']
Am I crazy, or is Cleveland looking like a legitimate team who is just a few key players away from being a very competitive team?
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I feel the same way about them. If Holmgren can hit on a draft class or two, they'll be a good team. But we'll await an answer from The Awe-inspiring One.

[T-ray]

Does DeAngelo end up in Green Bay this year??

How many wins do the Chiefs get, and do they win the Super Bowl within 5 years?

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1286486482' post='501388']
You ever see that '80s movie "Mask" with Cher?
Just sayin'....Anquan Boldin...Rocky Dennis...I think that is a closer call than you think.

Another question.

Am I crazy, or is Cleveland looking like a legitimate team who is just a few key players away from being a very competitive team?
[/quote]

No I never have seen that move.

I do believe they are a few pieces away. But their main need is a good QB; I'm not sold on Wallace nor Delhomme. Defense needs a little work as well. I think Cleveland turns the corner in 2-3 years.

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1286488554' post='501433']
I feel the same way about them. If Holmgren can hit on a draft class or two, they'll be a good team. But we'll await an answer from The Awe-inspiring One.
[/quote]

I love the respect my follower.

[quote name='T-ray' timestamp='1286488597' post='501435']
Does DeAngelo end up in Green Bay this year??

How many wins do the Chiefs get, and do they win the Super Bowl within 5 years?
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No he does not. Carolina keeps the explosive tandem but they do not get on track this year.

This year the Chiefs will get 9 wins this year. They will make a playoff run in the next 5 years but will not win the Super Bowl.


Those are the words of Ravens Beast.

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='Ravens Beast' timestamp='1286491798' post='501461']
I love the respect my follower.
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I'm more of an observer.

Here's a question:

Whose the greatest WR in NFL history not named Rice to you?

[flaccopoe]

What do you think of the Patriots' decision to trade Moss mid-season to a top-tier (though not currently performing that way) team just as they're getting back in stride?! Idiotic? Arrogant?

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1286497762' post='501501']
I'm more of an observer.

Here's a question:

Whose the greatest WR in NFL history not named Rice to you?
[/quote]

Lynn Swann. Graceful and talented.

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1286498802' post='501510']
What do you think of the Patriots' decision to trade Moss mid-season to a top-tier (though not currently performing that way) team just as they're getting back in stride?! Idiotic? Arrogant?
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He was causing a ruckus in the locker room otherwise they would have kept him through the season in my eyes. He wanted to be paid big bucks still and I don't think New England would have paid him that kind of money.

I don't think it was idiotic because New England knows they are rebuilding and they are deciding to put younger guys in there to get reps.

[PuRock]

I can't stay away, I need to ask another stupid question that I must know!

Do NFL players fart to distract the other players during play?

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1286544656' post='501748']
I can't stay away, I need to ask another stupid question that I must know!

Do NFL players fart to distract the other players during play?
[/quote]

No they do not...

[Shawn`]

If Michael Strahan were to sum up the theory of relativity in 5 words, what would those words be?

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='Ravens Beast' timestamp='1286507139' post='501576']
Lynn Swann. Graceful and talented.
[/quote]

You disappoint me.

[PuRock]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1286556147' post='501846']
You disappoint me.
[/quote]

What kind of talk is that from a [i]follower[/i]?

[flynismo]

[quote name='Shawn`' timestamp='1286552342' post='501818']<br />If Michael Strahan were to sum up the theory of relativity in 5 words, what would those words be?<br />[/quote]

hahaha thats some funny shiz! I'd love to know myself...

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='Ravens Beast' timestamp='1286548633' post='501785']
No they do not...
[/quote]

Heh, how do you know?

[flynismo]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1286544656' post='501748']<br />I can't stay away, I need to ask another stupid question that I must know!<br /><br />Do NFL players fart to distract the other players during play?<br />[/quote]


That's funny, because Mark Clayton always struck me as the kinda guy who'd do that.

Harbs: "What the @#$% are you doing! My grandmother could have ran that route better!"
Clayton: ..pffftt..

[XxSizzleXx]

What will the Ravens turnover differential finish as at the end of the season?

Which teams make the AFC playoffs?