The "Awe-Inspiring" Ravens Beast

[Ravens Beast]

Ask me your football questions and I will reply with my "valued" (ha) opinions and/or thoughts on the matter!

Obviously I'm not going to be able to get right back to you so be patient.

Try to ask good questions...

[flaccopoe]

Do you think the Chiefs will beat the Colts? I sure do!

[color="#FF0000"]KICK UP KANSAS CITY!![/color]

[Ravens Beast]

That sir I think will be a close game. Colts' defense is struggling and there are plenty of weapons for Kansas City...but I'll take Peyton Manning to score more efficiently than the Chiefs. Score 30-24 Colts.

[flaccopoe]

What about Philly vs. Chargers?


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I don't know what that means, but hell yeah!
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[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1286336385' post='499909']
What about Philly vs. Chargers?
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I've got to go with the Chargers on this one. If Vick was in Philly it would be a different story...but he's not. Philly's O-Line can't protect Kolb. Rivers is a pretty dang good QB so I'll take the Chargers. Score 28-17 San Diego.

[flaccopoe]

What about the Vikings-Jets match ( the battle of the erratic QBs), Tenn-Dallas (will Romo clean up his act?), Giants-HOU (has NY's offense learned its lessons?) GB-WASH (can McNabb outperform a seasoned GB offense?)and Jaguars-Bills, the battle of the amateurs! BTW, are you a Texans fan too?!


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I don't know what that means, but hell yeah!
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[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1286337451' post='499932']
What about the Vikings-Jets match ( the battle of the erratic QBs), Tenn-Dallas (will Romo clean up his act?), Giants-HOU (has NY's offense learned its lessons?) GB-WASH (can McNabb outperform a seasoned GB offense?)and Jaguars-Bills, the battle of the amateurs! BTW, are you a Texans fan too?!
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Ahhhh all good games my friend.

1. Both Qb's have terrible games. The run game and defense wins it for NY. 17-9 Jets.

2. Dallas will put together all the talent...in another game. But will still win this game due to the fact that if you shut down Chris Johnson you stop the Titans, and they do just that. 21-7 Cowboys.

3. Houston is way too powerful on offense to be stopped by the Giants D. Giants woes cease but they cannot outscore the Texans. I predict a shootout! 38-33 Texans.

4. Green Bay will get back on track and will play good football this weekend. McNabb will do his part in this game and will throw 2 TD's. This game will be close until the second half starts. Green Bay will make the adjustments and come up as the victor. 28-14 The Pack.

5. THE TOILET BOWL MATCHUP OF THE WEEK: Taking the Jags. Why? Cause they suck less. 24-10 Jags

And no I'm not a Texans fan. One team that's how I am. Born in Illinois but was raised in Bel Air, MD. Love the Ravens since my dad taught me the game of football. I'm in the Houston area for College. Getting my education on! Hope to work for the Ravens one day.

[JonM229]

What's the only score you can't get in football?

[berad]

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What's the only score you can't get in football?
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1-1? 1-0?

[JonM229]

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1-1? 1-0?
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THIS WAS QUESTIONS ASKING RAVENS BEAST NOT YOU!!!!

[berad]

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THIS WAS QUESTIONS ASKING RAVENS BEAST NOT YOU!!!!
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I like to do some bubble bursting of my own

[hawkprey]

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Ask me your [b]football [/b]questions about [b]ANYTHING[/b]
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Huh?

Ok.

If a football gets lodged in a urinal and no one's around to hear it...

[BloodRaven]

Shouldn't football be called handegg?

[PuRock]

Can a football fit into a human orifice?

[PuRock]

Where are the answers Ravens beast! We must know!

[PuRock]

If you put a wig and some lipstick on a football, would Cromatrie have sex with it?

[Ravens Beast]

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Can a football fit into a human orifice?
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I mean cmon guys. Obviously it would depend on the orifice.

[Ravens Beast]

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Huh?

Ok.

If a football gets lodged in a urinal and no one's around to hear it...
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I changed it...

[Ravens Beast]

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If you put a wig and some lipstick on a football, would Cromatrie have sex with it?
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Is this even a question?

Answer: Over and over. No use of a rubber.

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1286394506' post='500490']
Shouldn't football be called handegg?
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Ahhh this is a good question. My answer is no.

[hawkprey]

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I changed it...
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Ask me your football [b]questions about and[/b] I will
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D'oh!

Anyway, here's a question: What chance does Cleveland have to upset the Falcons? I hope a lot. Cleveland needs to not be such an embarrassment to our division.

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='hawkprey' timestamp='1286399166' post='500556']
D'oh!

Anyway, here's a question: What chance does Cleveland have to upset the Falcons? I hope a lot. Cleveland needs to not be such an embarrassment to our division.
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Okay NOW I have it fixed haha.

The chances of Cleveland I like. They are improving and I feel like their defense is kind of underrated since it's so early in the season. Another factor deciding in this game is that I believe the Falcons are overrated. I mean who have they beaten that's good? Saints? They are not looking like the Super Bowl champs of last year so far this season. It'll be a close game. I'm predicting 17-14 BROWNS WIN!!

[K-Dog]

If I melt dry ice can I swim (with my football) with out getting wet?

[Ravens Beast]

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If I melt dry ice can I swim (with my football) with out getting wet?
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You can't swim at all. It goes from ice to gas without passing through the liquid phase. As ice it is also very cold, around -25 deg C if I remember rightly...so it burns you if you hold on to it.

[Ravens Beast]

And please ask good questions not that bull.

[Clutch Ravens]

Here's one that's not quite as silly.

Seeing as it was only a 3rd round pick, is it strange that a team like Washington didn't try and get in on Randy Moss' being dealt?

[Ravens Beast]

[quote name='Clutch Ravens' timestamp='1286409906' post='500723']
Here's one that's not quite as silly.

Seeing as it was only a 3rd round pick, is it strange that a team like Washington didn't try and get in on Randy Moss' being dealt?
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I don't think they were interested in getting an older receiver who only has a few years left. I think they plan on making a move this next off season in the draft and/or free agency.

[flaccopoe]

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Ahhhh all good games my friend.

1. Both Qb's have terrible games. The run game and defense wins it for NY. 17-9 Jets.
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Yay, I'm hoping for a bad season for the Vikings so that Favre will be forced to retire (permamently). Next season they get Randy Moss and hopefully a kick@ss [i]new [/i] QB!

[Purple Nurple]

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck would.......seriously.

[Ravens Beast]

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck would.......seriously.
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More wood than you could ever imagine.