Cromartie

[1/28/01]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5qzQ2HBh0s

Stop getting in bed, bro!

[PuRock]

I feel bad for the kid Tyler. It barely sounds like he knows him.

"I have another son named..eh...Tyler."

[lowrider]

Yeah thats pretty pathetic. Its about 32 seconds and he just says "uhh I have a daughter who is 3". I'm pretty sure its 6 kids with 5 different women. What would really confuse him is which kids did he have with which women. Now that would really cause some problems.

[BloodRaven]

Maury in T minus 5...4...3...

[PuRock]

I know one thing that Cromartie hasn't done. The "You are not the father!" dance.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck[/media]

[PuRock]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1282360644' post='455133']
Maury in T minus 5...4...3...
[/quote]

That was perfect timing.

[DrMoonTooth]

That's really sad. I feel terrible for his kids.

[BloodRaven]

I'm partial to the "Guiles theme music goes with everything" version...


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g[/media]

[Purple Nurple]

Hahahaha! I lol'd out loud there, thanks.

[XxSizzleXx]

I'll whoop Guile's butt any way with Ken or Ryu, that made me lol pretty hard there as my gut is busting.

[flynismo]

K, pardon my ignorance, but why does everyone bash Cromartie? Is he another deadbeat, or is it simply because of the whole 6 kids/5 different women thing?

[Ed_Reed20]

[quote name='flynismo' timestamp='1282391205' post='455217']
K, pardon my ignorance, but why does everyone bash Cromartie? Is he another deadbeat, or is it simply because of the whole 6 kids/5 different women thing?
[/quote]

He hasn't shown up in court for a few paternity suits and the amount of kids he has are why people bash him.

[RavensAllTheWay]

Is this really thread-worthy?

[PuRock]

[quote name='Ed_Reed20' timestamp='1282391667' post='455219']
He hasn't shown up in court for a few paternity suits and the amount of kids he has are why people bash him.
[/quote]

I heard that he needed more guaranteed money so that he could settle his paternity suits. Something the Jets were willing to offer.

It seems like 3 years ago Cromatrie was going buckwild with the ladies. He has 8 official kids, what's the unofficial status?

[Purple Nurple]

I was laughing at how many kids were the same age. That boy gets around!

[Clutch Ravens]

[quote name='PuRock' timestamp='1282409176' post='455264']
I heard that he needed more guaranteed money so that he could settle his paternity suits. Something the Jets were willing to offer.

It seems like 3 years ago Cromatrie was going buckwild with the ladies. [b]He has 8 official kids, what's the unofficial status?[/b][/quote]

Not sure Cromartie could count them all.

[JohnJohnson]

Scary that these different women want to get impregnated just because he's rich and famous.

[BloodRaven]

He's like the new Travis Henry. It's common knowledge that he's broke because he fathered a small army and yet Cro-magnum did his thing with no protection, it's not just his money he'll lose, at what point does the law of averages come into play and he ends up with HIV? then spreading that around?

C'mon man this is middle school knowledge, wrap it up.

[BohBalmerOsbohs]

nevermind how many kids, how many wives? or maybe not wives, how many random women

[Clutch Ravens]

He wants his very own Pop Warner team. "Cromartie drops back - he throws the deep bomb to Cromartie, Touchdown! Horrible coverage by Cromartie on that one. Can't blame Cromartie when Cromartie doesn't get any pressure on Cromartie thanks to Cromartie."

[theFRANCHISE]

It's a bit sad, mainly because I know parents who have more kids than he does and they remember ALL of their kids' names and ages without hesitation. Even with my family tree, where I have so many branches, the parents remember all their kids' names [i]and[/i] their direct nephews and nieces.

It almost makes me wonder how many of the kids' births he was there for, or whether he even knew they were born until way after the fact.

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='Give it to Clutch Clayton' timestamp='1282473566' post='456160']
He wants his very own Pop Warner team. "Cromartie drops back - he throws the deep bomb to Cromartie, Touchdown! Horrible coverage by Cromartie on that one. Can't blame Cromartie when Cromartie doesn't get any pressure on Cromartie thanks to Cromartie."
[/quote]

Holy hell, lol!!!

Post of The Week right here.

[Gtown Purple]

Just another guy who needs to learn what a condom is. The temptation surrounding sports players and other celebrities is immense. The fact that he can't remember them signals to me he didn't intend to have them. You reap what you sow, literally in this case.