So A Dog Walks Into A Bar....

[JonM229]

[quote name='ravensorioleshoyas522155' timestamp='1284661323' post='478779']
Haha there are so many hilarious anti jokes but I don't know if I should put some of em on here cuz they might offend people haha.
[/quote]

When in doubt, post it anyway

[JonM229]

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living?
He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

[ROH522155]

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

[ROH522155]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.

[hawkprey]

A Irishman, a chicken, and Tony Shaloub are all extraordinarily drunk. The Irishman tries to walk into the bar and does so correctly only to be killed at the door by a mafia hitman. The Chicken hears the knock on the door and replies "Who's there?" before succumbing to an alcohol overdose. Tony Shaloub tries to cross the road and is killed instantly.

[K-Dog]

[b]Q:[/b] What do you call a bear with no teeth?

























[b]A:[/b] A gummy bear.

[JonM229]

[quote name='K-Dog' timestamp='1284677305' post='478952']
[b]Q:[/b] What do you call a bear with no teeth?
[b]A:[/b] A gummy bear.
[/quote]
You don't know how these anti-jokes work, do you?

[thewarden86]

[img]http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ihasafunny-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar.jpg[/img]

[J-man]

[quote name='thewarden86' timestamp='1284688704' post='479034']
[img]http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ihasafunny-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

Is that a picture of you failing miserably at life?

[JonM229]

wow

[K-Dog]

[quote name='JonM229' timestamp='1284679863' post='478978']
You don't know how these anti-jokes work, do you?
[/quote]


Yeah, but this one was worth mentioning. Even if it doesnt fit the category of anti-joke.

[BloodRaven]

[quote name='ravensorioleshoyas522155' timestamp='1284661011' post='478774']
What's green with yellow wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
[/quote]

[img]http://farm-tractor.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/used-John-Deere-tractors.JPG[/img]

[Purple Nurple]

There are some lol out loud gems in this thread!


[quote name='ravensorioleshoyas522155' timestamp='1284661323' post='478779']
Haha there are so many hilarious anti jokes but I don't know if I should put some of em on here cuz they might offend people haha.
[/quote]


[quote name='JonM229' timestamp='1284665081' post='478822']
When in doubt, post it anyway
[/quote]

Agreed. Mods get paid the big bucks to clean up our mess.

[hawkprey]

3 men visit the baltimoreravens.com site and find a magic lamp. A BR.com genie pops out and says "I will grant each of you a wish." The first man says "I WANT THE BENGALS TO WIN" and is murdered for shouting. The second man also says "I want the Bengals to win" but is killed and thrown on top of the first man to save space. The third man sees the deaths and says "lol", but since he does not add anything to the conversation, he is killed as well.

[demotik1]

This sucks.

[benravens1]

A priest and a rabbi go to a strip club. Members of their congregation see them entering the club, and they lose respect and eventually their jobs.

[Shawn`]

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and goes home.


am I doing it?

[BloodRaven]

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

[Guest Maryland1]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1284703695' post='479141']
Agreed. Mods get paid the big bucks to clean up our mess.
[/quote]

[font="Verdana"][size="2"]We do? (We're not paid.)[/size][/font]

[Purple Nurple]

OMG. Its was sarcasm. This is a joke thread, right?

Back on topic....


Ravenmore74 tried to add me as a friend. DENIED.

[Shawn`]

[quote name='Purple Nurple' timestamp='1285477965' post='487815']
OMG. Its was sarcasm. This is a joke thread, right?

Back on topic....


Ravenmore74 tried to add me as a friend. DENIED.
[/quote]

Why not?

His sigs are awesome!

[Purple Nurple]

[quote name='Shawn`' timestamp='1285478238' post='487816']
Why not?

His sigs are awesome!
[/quote]

Best non-joke yet.

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='JonM229' timestamp='1280467535' post='440462']
A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.

The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say Willytop.

The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.

He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.

Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy says iss Willytop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.

Well, the boy went home to find his parents in the living room. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy says is Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.

Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.

Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of Willytop. What does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.

Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.
[/quote]

Wow, you really do like bursting bubbles!

[flaccopoe]

[quote name='BloodRaven' timestamp='1285469540' post='487791']
A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is tearing his family apart.
[/quote]

Hey, you stole that anti-joke from [b]JonM229[/b]!! You plagiarizer!

[flaccopoe]

I have some great jokes, but the censors would block them... $@&!

[berad]

[quote name='Maryland1' timestamp='1285470486' post='487797']
[font="Verdana"][size="2"]We do? (We're not paid.)[/size]
[/quote]

You don't?

I get a cool $75,000 a year. Dental plan, too.[/font]

[size="1"]except not really[/size]

[BloodRaven]

[quote name='flaccopoe' timestamp='1286060493' post='494284']
Hey, you stole that anti-joke from [b]JonM229[/b]!! You plagiarizer!
[/quote]

This whole thread is a cut and paste you Commie!