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i sincerely apologize, i did everything wrong.
1. i did not wear one of my jerseys on purple friday because i only had one clean so i was going to save it until gameday
2.i did not drink out of my ravens mug during the game (every time i drink from it the ravens win.)
3. i did not watch the game in my lucky chair.
4.i wore my mason jersey, they are 0-5 all time when i wear it
5. i bet on the game (they have never won when i have bet on them, ever.)
6. i decided to stop being superstitious for one game just to see if they still won
7. and last and probably most important, i said i trusted cory ivy.
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[quote name='Foxworth' date='18 January 2010 - 09:05 PM' timestamp='1263866748' post='346468']
It's cool...just don't screw up next year.

What were you thinking though? Corey Ivy?
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i dont know, i have always been a cory ivy hater, but i was so excited for the game i guess i just got carried away. i just hope that terrible excuse for a corner is not back next year.
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[quote name='MagicianCamille' date='18 January 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1263867028' post='346475']
Let's trade this guy to the Colts.
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For that one guy they kept showing on TV with a helmet painted on his whole head and was always yelling at the camera. He doesnt seem like a guy that would test superstitions.
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[quote name='MagicianCamille' date='18 January 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1263867028' post='346475']
Let's trade this guy to the Colts.
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or i could just leave for indy in a mayflower truck without telling anyone.
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you may now slam your nose in a book
and hot wax your eyebrows off

OR fill your bed with peanut butter and crackers and sleep there for a week with out bathing, and eat a pound of slim jims and not brush your teeth for the same week
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[quote name='K-Dog' date='18 January 2010 - 09:15 PM' timestamp='1263867343' post='346480']
you may now slam your nose in a book
and hot wax your eyebrows off

OR fill your bed with peanut butter and crackers and sleep there for a week with out bathing, and eat a pound of slim jims and not brush your teeth for the same week
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consider it done, i was planning on doing that anyway.
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Correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't it FOXWORTH who got beat by Austin Collie for the TD? Why are you guys hating Ivy? Because of the BS pass interference? That happens to us every game, you should be mad at the officials. It happened before Ivy got here. I would take this guy over Foxworth, Walker, and Carr ANY day.

Yes, I realize Ivy gave up a TD to Wayne. But Wayne is a lot better than Collie.
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[quote name='J-man' date='19 January 2010 - 02:13 PM' timestamp='1263867199' post='346478']
For that one guy they kept showing on TV with a helmet painted on his whole head and was always yelling at the camera. He doesnt seem like a guy that would test superstitions.
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YES! I want that guy on this team now!

We'll even send them the Flacco haters free of charge. (Though, I don't even think Indy wants them - mayb Pitt?)



@OP: tsk tsk Don't do it again! :P
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...I thought it was me...I didn't have my lucky Ed Reed Jersey on at kickoff. But now that I find it was all your fault...

shame on you!
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[quote name='ChiTownRavens' date='19 January 2010 - 06:15 PM' timestamp='1263892519' post='346656']
Does anyone have his house address yet? :troll:
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Afirm, current status is as follows milk man is racked and stacked with package in hand ready for delivery clear the feild coming hot and heavy. In short stay away from the windows shipmate!!
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what the heck. Also did you forget to say you were drunk to on game day. Trusting Corey Ivy is like trusting my wife with my credit card. Its just cant be done. I was a tough lost we took on Saturday. But don't let it happen again next season.
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[quote name='ttoney' date='19 January 2010 - 11:31 AM' timestamp='1263915096' post='346745']
what the heck. Also did you forget to say you were drunk to on game day. Trusting Corey Ivy is like trusting my wife with my credit card. Its just cant be done. I was a tough lost we took on Saturday. But don't let it happen again next season.
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Sounds like fighting words to me! Well needed too!
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[quote name='ttoney' date='19 January 2010 - 10:31 AM' timestamp='1263915096' post='346745']
what the heck. Also did you forget to say you were drunk to on game day. Trusting Corey Ivy is like trusting my wife with my credit card. Its just cant be done. I was a tough lost we took on Saturday. But don't let it happen again next season.
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lol great analogy. and i promise to follow all of these rituals next year. we will go undefeated.
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[quote name='varaven' date='18 January 2010 - 08:57 PM' timestamp='1263866241' post='346456']
i sincerely apologize, i did everything wrong.
1. i did not wear one of my jerseys on purple friday because i only had one clean so i was going to save it until gameday
2.i did not drink out of my ravens mug during the game (every time i drink from it the ravens win.)
3. i did not watch the game in my lucky chair.
4.i wore my mason jersey, they are 0-5 all time when i wear it
5. i bet on the game (they have never won when i have bet on them, ever.)
6. i decided to stop being superstitious for one game just to see if they still won
7. and last and probably most important, i said i trusted cory ivy.
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Haha this is great...I'm also tryin to get over my superstitions, and decided the Colts game would be the perfect day to do so lol. Didn't wear my Flacco jersey (5-0 all time with it on), and didn't watch it with the lights turned on. Still, I'm done being superstitious, its ruining my life.
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