Joke

[Tank 92]

Don't know if this has made its way around, but here it is anyway..............



A man goes to the ticket window at Heinz field and says he would like to purchase tickets to the steelers playoff game. The attendant politely explains "No, there are no tickets because the steelers did not make it into the playoffs".

The following day the same man returns to the ticket window asking to buy tickets to the steelers playoff game. Again the attendant says "No, we are not selling playoff tickets because the steelers did not make it into the playoffs".

The same man returns every day for a week and asks the same question. Finally the attendant loses patience and screams at the man "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR!!!! The man replies, " I know and I have been driving up here from Baltimore every day just to hear you say it!

[MsMarvel73]

Yeah...it's appeared in two other threads already.

[theFRANCHISE]

Off-Topic, it goes!

[MsMarvel73]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' date='13 January 2010 - 05:30 PM' timestamp='1263421813' post='340414']
Off-Topic, it goes!
[/quote]


Da Sig King has da powah!

[Wacko4Zacko]

What to you call 53 men at home wathching TV? The Pittsburgh Steelers

[thewarden86]

[quote name='PARavensgirl' date='13 January 2010 - 05:42 PM' timestamp='1263422535' post='340423']
Da Sig King has da powah!
[/quote]

OMG, will ya stop brown nosin'? Ya already got the sig for crying out loud.

[Tank 92]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' date='13 January 2010 - 05:30 PM' timestamp='1263421813' post='340414']
Off-Topic, it goes!
[/quote]


I can understand the move, but WOW, a neg for posting a joke? What's up with that??

Real nice folks on this board.

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='jt3751' date='13 January 2010 - 05:50 PM' timestamp='1263423012' post='340428']
I can understand the move, but WOW, a neg for posting a joke? What's up with that??

Real nice folks on this board.
[/quote]
Negative reps mean nothing (nor do positive reps, for that matter) -- don't sweat it. Tough crowd.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='jt3751' date='13 January 2010 - 05:50 PM' timestamp='1263423012' post='340428']
I can understand the move, but WOW, [b]a neg for posting a joke?[/b] What's up with that??

Real nice folks on this board.
[/quote]

That IS ridiculous.

[AwakenTheDemon]

[quote name='Wacko4Zacko' date='13 January 2010 - 05:45 PM' timestamp='1263422740' post='340425']
What to you call 53 men at home wathching TV? The Pittsburgh Steelers
[/quote]

This is made of win

[Moderator 2]

[quote name='jt3751' date='13 January 2010 - 05:50 PM' timestamp='1263423012' post='340428']
I can understand the move, but WOW, a neg for posting a joke? What's up with that??

Real nice folks on this board.
[/quote]

Most likely fans from Non-Raven teams. [size="1"]No Warden I did not mean you [/size].

[Guest I-70WestRaven]

[quote name='jt3751' date='13 January 2010 - 04:50 PM' timestamp='1263423012' post='340428']
I can understand the move, but WOW, a neg for posting a joke? What's up with that??

Real nice folks on this board.
[/quote]
We got your back! I hear you though it's only a joke, keep laughing and sharing them with us!

[ravens_4life]

thats funny.

[Moderator 2]

[center][b]Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to[/b]
[b]heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest[/b]
[b]little house with a faded Patriot's flag in the window.[/b]
[b]"this house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This[/b]
[b]is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom[/b]
[b]felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.[/b]

[b]On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around[/b]
[b]the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple & Black[/b]
[b]sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo[/b]
[b]flag, and in every window, a Ravens towel.[/b]

[b]Tom looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be[/b]
[b]ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold[/b]
[b]many NFL records, and I even won a few Super bowls."[/b]

[b]God said, "So what's your point Tom?"[/b]

[b]"Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?"[/b]

[b]God chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Ray's house, it's[/b]
[b]mine !"[/b][b] [/b]


[b]GO RAVENS![/b][/center]