Steelers Joke

[FerrariFan87]

A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing
play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets
for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.



The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and
inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely
replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not
make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steeler ticket office
inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale
because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller
about Steeler play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice
says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS
AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Baltimore just to hear
you say that!"

[thewarden86]

[FerrariFan87]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='06 January 2010 - 03:20 PM' timestamp='1262809216' post='332629']

[/quote]

I knew you'd appreciate it

[thewarden86]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' date='06 January 2010 - 03:29 PM' timestamp='1262809769' post='332643']
I knew you'd appreciate it
[/quote]

[Reddawn36]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' date='06 January 2010 - 03:04 PM' timestamp='1262808249' post='332613']
A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing
play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets
for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.



The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and
inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely
replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not
make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steeler ticket office
inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale
because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller
about Steeler play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice
says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS
AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Baltimore just to hear
you say that!"
[/quote]

AWESOME lol

[darklight1216]

Lol, that's cute.

[thewarden86]

Oh c'mon people! That's an old Browns, Cowboys, etc.. Joke.

[darklight1216]

Really? The teacher and student, three fans on a cliff, keep them out of your yard, etc jokes get recyled alot, but I'd never heard that one before.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='darklight1216' date='06 January 2010 - 03:48 PM' timestamp='1262810939' post='332667']
Really? The teacher and student, three fans on a cliff, keep them out of your yard, etc jokes get recyled alot, but I'd never heard that one before.
[/quote]

What about the one where the dog gives high fives after (team name here) kicks a FG?

[shaikh015]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='06 January 2010 - 03:46 PM' timestamp='1262810817' post='332666']
Oh c'mon people! That's an old Browns, Cowboys, etc.. Joke.
[/quote]
The brown are good, the Cowboys are cool but the Ravens are better!!!!

[McBurks]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='06 January 2010 - 03:20 PM' timestamp='1262809216' post='332629']
[img]http://boards.baltimoreravens.com/public/style_emoticons/default/crickets.gif[/img]
[/quote]


This made me laugh more than the actual joke.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='Simba' date='06 January 2010 - 04:24 PM' timestamp='1262813099' post='332720']
This made me laugh more than the actual joke.
[/quote]

LOL, well IMO a picture of a rock would have been funnier as well, but perhaps that's just me.

FF87

[Shawn`]

[quote name='shaikh015' date='06 January 2010 - 03:21 PM' timestamp='1262812885' post='332714']
The brown are good, the Cowboys are cool
[/quote]

Now that's a good one!

[FerrariFan87]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='06 January 2010 - 04:26 PM' timestamp='1262813205' post='332723']
LOL, well IMO a picture of a rock would have been funnier as well, but perhaps that's just me.

FF87
[/quote]

Always trying to steal my "thunder"

[thewarden86]

[quote name='FerrariFan87' date='06 January 2010 - 04:36 PM' timestamp='1262813775' post='332731']
Always trying to steal my "thunder"
[/quote]

You'll get no thunder; and like it.

[LilyRaven]

I can't believe no one brought up - why don't the Steelers have cheerleaders?

Because there aren't enough women without mustaches in Pitt.

(likewise Cleveland)




There you go, two for one.

[MsMarvel73]

Thanks for posting. That made my night.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='PARavensgirl' date='06 January 2010 - 06:05 PM' timestamp='1262819153' post='332805']
Thanks for posting. That made my night.
[/quote]

...and nothing says "You made my night" like dancing broccoli does!

[BohBalmerOsbohs]

[img]http://boards.bengals.com/images/pittpukebf2.gif[/img]
hehe

[MsMarvel73]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='06 January 2010 - 06:25 PM' timestamp='1262820352' post='332820']
...and nothing says "You made my night" like [b]dancing broccoli[/b] does!
[/quote]


The dancing Donovan

[JoeFlax]

What's black and gold and plays golf in January?

[ZIBBY28]

someone has been listening to 1057 the fan.

[JoeFlax]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='10 January 2010 - 04:51 AM' timestamp='1263117096' post='335312']
someone has been listening to 1057 the fan.
[/quote]
if you're talking about my joke, it's actually from my brother's religion teacher

[George70]

I got quite a chuckle from the joke in question...thanks for posting, friend.

[ZIBBY28]

[quote name='JoeFlax' date='10 January 2010 - 10:21 PM' timestamp='1263180112' post='338201']
if you're talking about my joke, it's actually from my brother's religion teacher
[/quote]
haha.. no I was actually commenting on the original post, but I think I may have found my new favorite teacher

[Moderator 2]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='12 January 2010 - 02:38 AM' timestamp='1263281937' post='339281']
haha.. no I was actually commenting on the original post, but I think I may have found my new favorite teacher
[/quote]

You know whats funny? When we got our PSL's in 1999, the head SAFE person was my sons CCD teacher--meant I really had to behave.

[ZIBBY28]

[quote name='Moderator 2' date='12 January 2010 - 03:49 AM' timestamp='1263286151' post='339297']
You know whats funny? When we got our PSL's in 1999, the head SAFE person was my sons CCD teacher--meant I really had to behave.
[/quote]
hey, they have to practice what they preach. God is forgiving, right? lol

[FerrariFan87]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='12 January 2010 - 02:38 AM' timestamp='1263281937' post='339281']
haha.. no I was actually commenting on the original post, but I think I may have found my new favorite teacher
[/quote]

Nope didn't hear it on 105.7, but perhaps the person who forwarded it to me was!

[djt123456]

[b][/b] [it's was a good joke. lets go Baltimore