Our Defense Is So Bad.....

[ZIBBY28]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='11 November 2009 - 12:25 AM' timestamp='1257917145' post='280055']
You forgot to mention Jon's handlebar "Village People Biker Guy" mustache. FAIL.
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it adds character... what kind of character is debatable, but nevertheless, character.

im thinking you two should have a little bet for one of the two BAL/PIT games.. you win, make your avatar an exact replica of Jon's, he wins, he has to change his to a facial hairless picture with an utterly cheesy smile.

just throwing it out there.....

[Sub-Zero]

our defense is so bad....

- Britney's  biggest fan came out with a new youtube video screaming "LEAVE THE RAVENS D ALONE!"

-                        <----- no wonder our d is so bad

[BmoreRav]

Our Pass Rush is so bad Mark Sanchez could eat a hot dog after the snap and still have enough time to throw for a TD!

[ZRayvenZ]

[size="4"]Our defense is so bad, Jamarcus Russell is licking his chops to get at them.[/size]

[sportscrab]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='10 November 2009 - 06:51 PM' timestamp='1257897074' post='279869']
check 10 4... i guess thats why they tell you to read the whole thread before going and posting your comment... sportscrab, you are a genius.
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LOL! Thanks ZIBBY, no hard feelings.

[sportscrab]

[quote name='dethdude420' date='10 November 2009 - 10:26 PM' timestamp='1257910003' post='279987']
The Ravens defense is so bad, I watched the second half of the Green Bay and Tampa game.
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Nice!

[dethdude420]

[quote name='sportscrab' date='11 November 2009 - 08:59 AM' timestamp='1257947951' post='280137']
Nice!
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nothin but the truth tho, it's like a double burn. I'd only watch that game if the Defense is THAT bad

[Reddawn36]

our defense is so bad, no one shot this thread down

[thewarden86]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='11 November 2009 - 02:46 AM' timestamp='1257925565' post='280109']
it adds character... what kind of character is debatable, but nevertheless, character.

im thinking you two should have a little bet for one of the two BAL/PIT games.. you win, make your avatar an exact replica of Jon's, he wins, he has to change his to a facial hairless picture with an utterly cheesy smile.

just throwing it out there.....
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No, if I won he'd have to wear the handlebars until the next time the Ravens beat the Steelers. That pic was temporary.

[quote name='BmoreRav' date='11 November 2009 - 06:16 AM' timestamp='1257938176' post='280121']
Our Pass Rush is so bad Mark Sanchez could eat a hot dog after the snap and still have enough time to throw for a TD!


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I thought this one was pretty funny.

[PuRock]

Our defense is so bad, Dr. Drew wants to stage an intervention to help get us the support we need. (This will probably be aired on MTV/VH1/ESPN).

[PuRock]

Our DB's are so bad that the seven dwarfs look like a better SHORT DB core. Grumpy will play a very physical game.

[PuRock]

Along the same lines of my Dr. Drew comment.

Our defense is so bad, Jerry Lewis has decided to do a marathon to help save the team. "Look at these sad defenders....they need your help. Call now."

[shaikh015]

Our defense is so bad that Drew Breez doesn't even have to throw it...Just has to blow the ball right by us...

[sportscrab]

[quote name='shaikh015' date='11 November 2009 - 11:59 AM' timestamp='1257958780' post='280189']
Our defense is so bad that Drew Breez doesn't even have to throw it...Just has to blow the ball right by us...
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Whoa, whoa. This is a PG thread. :wink:

[Bosanac]

Our defense is so bad, fans are actually worried about the browns offense.

[Purple-Haze]

[quote name='Bosanac' date='11 November 2009 - 02:25 PM' timestamp='1257967520' post='280239']
Our defense is so bad, fans are actually worried about the browns offense.
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LMAO!!!! Dude you get a +1 for that LOL

[PuRock]

Our defense is so bad that I watch the movie "Invincible" for hope. Hope, that maybe Marky Mark can save us at cornerback!

[neepo13]

Our defense is so bad that there is a thread making fun of them for being so bad.

[Purple Nurple]

Our Defense is so bad, even 6 pages of really crappy jokes is better.

[Sub-Zero]

our defense is so bad, our logo transformed into Barney the dinosaur

I love you. You love me. Let's go ahead and give up another TD.

[Tighthead420]

Our D is so bad, they picked up a corner from Oakland...oh wait...

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='Tighthead420' date='12 November 2009 - 02:06 PM' timestamp='1258052772' post='280713']
Our D is so bad, they picked up a corner from Oakland...oh wait...
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Correction: [i]two[/i] corners from Oakland. Both Carr and Washington were former Raiders. Hmm....

[FerrariFan87]

... that even the Moderators are getting in on the act.

[McBoller]

The play of our defense is so bad it violates the league's personal conduct policy...

[theFRANCHISE]

Our defense is so bad, the league will allow them an exemption on performance-enhancing drugs -- and they'd still be average.

[Reddawn36]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' date='12 November 2009 - 02:47 PM' timestamp='1258055225' post='280726']
Correction: [i]two[/i] corners from Oakland. Both Carr and Washington were former Raiders. Hmm....
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wasn't walker from there too?

our D is so bad... the letter was removed from the alphabet

[thewarden86]

Never thought I'd see the day where Ravens fans would be upset with the performance of their defense.

[darklight1216]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='12 November 2009 - 04:22 PM' timestamp='1258060960' post='280773']
Never thought I'd see the day where Ravens fans would be upset with the performance of their defense.
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It was pretty pathetic in '07 too.

[neepo13]

[quote name='thewarden86' date='12 November 2009 - 04:22 PM' timestamp='1258060960' post='280773']
Never thought I'd see the day where Ravens fans would be upset with the performance of their defense.
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Our defense is bad that our offense is ashamed of them.

[Sub-Zero]

a D is usually a passing grade. However our D is a failure it should be called an F