Our Defense Is So Bad.....

[1/28/01]

Our defense...................................................................................................................ugh, not worth it.

[JonM229]

[quote name='1/28/01' date='10 November 2009 - 12:05 AM' timestamp='1257829551' post='279434']
Our defense...................................................................................................................ugh, not worth it.
[/quote]
What a quitter

[BMOREHAWAII]

Our defense is so bad...that everyone wants to throw Mattison under the bus...hehe

[McBoller]

In addition to certain QBs being able to throw their own flag for roughing, our defense is so bad they can throw their own flag for PI.

[Purple Nurple]

[size="5"]Our defense is so bad, President Obama called to say we deserve the Nobel Peace Prize more than him.[/size]

[sportscrab]

[quote name='ravensfolife' date='09 November 2009 - 08:02 PM' timestamp='1257814934' post='279132']
I wanna hear your best punchline to finish the sentence.
[/quote]
Thanks for the great thread ravensfolife. I had so much fun with it I made it my blog entry of the day...

[size="4"]Here's my top 5 jokes:[/size]

[b]Our Defense is so Bad...[/b]
[list]
[*]...Steve Bisciotti started a frequent flyer program, opponents can redeem yards for various goods & services.

[*]...M&T is changing their ATM card campaign from "Banking Built for Baltimore" to "Get Cash as easy as TD's in Baltimore"

[*]...Referees don't have to make phantom calls anymore.

[*]...I'd rather watch a Joe Flacco pizza commercial.

[*]...ESPN is producing a new 30/30 documentary "the Defense That Should Just Die"

[*]...O'Malley's trying to add a toll booth at the goal line.

[*]...Sesame Street is using game film to teach kids to count by 7's

[*]...Even my 401-k is out performing them.

[*]...it's been selected for this years Presidential Turkey Pardon.

[*]...Sarah Palin can see open receivers from her house.

[*]...they couldn't even hold me to 5 jokes.
[/list]

[ravensfolife]

Thanks, pretty cool

[FerrariFan87]

Our Defense is so bad, that by the time I am done typing this, the opposing team has scored another TD...

Our D is so bad, they came up with a new type of interpretive dance to emulate it: "Synchronized falling"

[Reddawn36]

our secondary is so bad, they have pigskinaphoia

[McBoller]

[quote name='sportscrab' date='10 November 2009 - 11:20 AM' timestamp='1257870048' post='279609']
Thanks for the great thread ravensfolife. I had so much fun with it I made it my blog entry of the day...

[size="4"]Here's my top 5 jokes:[/size]

[b]Our Defense is so Bad...[/b]
[list]
[*]...Steve Bisciotti started a frequent flyer program, opponents can redeem yards for various goods & services.

[*]...M&T is changing their ATM card campaign from "Banking Built for Baltimore" to "Get Cash as easy as TD's in Baltimore"

[*]...Referees don't have to make phantom calls anymore.

[*]...I'd rather watch a Joe Flacco pizza commercial.

[*]...ESPN is producing a new 30/30 documentary "the Defense That Should Just Die"

[*]...O'Malley's trying to add a toll booth at the goal line.

[*]...Sesame Street is using game film to teach kids to count by 7's

[*]...Even my 401-k is out performing them.

[*]...it's been selected for this years Presidential Turkey Pardon.

[*]...Sarah Palin can see open receivers from her house.

[*]...they couldn't even hold me to 5 jokes.
[/list]
[/quote]
lol, I just heard these on 105.7fm

[sportscrab]

[quote name='McBoller' date='10 November 2009 - 01:27 PM' timestamp='1257877643' post='279672']
lol, I just heard these on 105.7fm
[/quote]

I know, how cool was that? I'm honored Bruce liked my blog!

[darklight1216]

Our defense is so bad, Kyle Boller wants to play us.

[ravensfolife]

I'd have to say purock, sportscrab and darklight are running neck, neck and neck!!! I guess since its caught on lets keep em going.

[theFRANCHISE]

[quote name='ravensfolife' date='10 November 2009 - 02:12 PM' timestamp='1257880348' post='279699']
I'd have to say purock, sportscrab and darklight are running neck, neck and neck!!! I guess since its caught on lets keep em going.
[/quote]
I'm just happy that people are taking this thread lightly instead of turning this into a flame war.

[ravensfolife]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' date='10 November 2009 - 03:19 PM' timestamp='1257884362' post='279737']
I'm just happy that people are taking this thread lightly instead of turning this into a flame war.
[/quote]
Yea I expected people to question my fanhood

[Sub-Zero]

our defense is so bad....

- Franchise had to move this thread from Ravens football to the off-topic forum because our defense no longer pertained to football.

- when Ray Lewis asks "any dawgs in the house?", he is literally asking for dogs to replace our players.

[Sub-Zero]

Cleveland needs to show the world that their offense is capable of scoring points, so they assigned them to play the Baltimore Ravens on MNF.

[McBoller]

The Ravens' defense is so bad, the Refs from the cincy game had to give their ochocinco dollars back.

[FerrariFan87]

Our Defense is so bad that Brady Quinn will look like Dr. Quinn after he's done surgically moving the ball up and down the field on us...

[sportscrab]

[quote name='theFRANCHISE' date='10 November 2009 - 03:19 PM' timestamp='1257884362' post='279737']
I'm just happy that people are taking this thread lightly instead of turning this into a flame war.
[/quote]
Heck yeah. It's great. Laughter is the best medicine. We can't just mope around, eh?

[Shawn`]

Our defense is easier to get through than Lindsay Lohan.


I went there.

[thewarden86]

[quote name='JonM229' date='10 November 2009 - 12:00 AM' timestamp='1257829231' post='279429']
Our defense is like that one girl in school: everybody scores
[/quote]

Winner.

[size="1"][i]Psst., I loved that girl.[/i][/size]

[JonM229]

[quote name='sportscrab' date='10 November 2009 - 11:20 AM' timestamp='1257870048' post='279609']
[b]Our Defense is so Bad...[/b]
[list]
[*]...Steve Bisciotti started a frequent flyer program, opponents can redeem yards for various goods & services.

[*]...O'Malley's trying to add a toll booth at the goal line.

[*]...Sesame Street is using game film to teach kids to count by 7's
[/list]
[/quote]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='10 November 2009 - 06:36 PM' timestamp='1257896178' post='279855']
....that Steve Bisciotti started a rewards program, opponents can redeem yards for various goods and services
[/quote]
[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='10 November 2009 - 06:36 PM' timestamp='1257896217' post='279856']
....that O'Malley is trying to put a toll booth at the goal line.
[/quote]
[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='10 November 2009 - 06:37 PM' timestamp='1257896279' post='279857']
....Sesame Street is using game film to teach kids how to count by 7's.
[/quote]


Looks like we have a loser as well

[ZIBBY28]

[quote name='JonM229' date='10 November 2009 - 06:42 PM' timestamp='1257896551' post='279861']
Looks like we have a loser as well
[/quote]
all found at:

http://digg.com/football/Our_Defense_is_So_Bad

ironic????

[JonM229]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='10 November 2009 - 06:48 PM' timestamp='1257896882' post='279864']
all found at:

http://digg.com/football/Our_Defense_is_So_Bad

ironic????
[/quote]
Not really, it's sportscrab's blog

[ZIBBY28]

[quote name='JonM229' date='10 November 2009 - 06:49 PM' timestamp='1257896991' post='279867']
Not really, it's sportscrab's blog
[/quote]
check 10 4... i guess thats why they tell you to read the whole thread before going and posting your comment... sportscrab, you are a genius.

[K-Dog]

[quote name='sportscrab' date='10 November 2009 - 11:20 AM' timestamp='1257870048' post='279609']
[*]...M&T is changing their ATM card campaign from "Banking Built for Baltimore" to "Get Cash as easy as TD's in Baltimore"


[*]...O'Malley's trying to add a toll booth at the goal line.

[*]...Sesame Street is using game film to teach kids to count by 7's


[*]...Sarah Palin can see open receivers from her house.

[/quote]


Those are my fav's

[JonM229]

[quote name='ZIBBY28' date='10 November 2009 - 06:51 PM' timestamp='1257897074' post='279869']
check 10 4... i guess thats why they tell you to read the whole thread before going and posting your comment... sportscrab, you are a genius.
[/quote]
It's probably so this doesn't happen:
[img]http://blog.shootit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pwned-facekick.jpg[/img]

[J-man]

Our defense is so bad, we make Cedric Benson look like a good running back.

[shaikh015]

Our defense is so bad that we forced D Sanders and Rod Woodson out of Retirement...